******************************************** * * * The Solution to: * * * * H i t c h h i k e r 's * * G u i d e * * T o * * T h e * * G a l a x y * * * ******************************************** -> YOU (Arthur Dent) wake up in your bed on this Thursday, the worst day of you life. "Turn on light", "Get up", "Get Gown", "Wear Gown", "Open Pocket" Aspirin and Fluff", "Get Screwdriver and Toothbrush", [S], "Get Mail", [S], "Block bulldozer" -> You are now lying in the mu front of the bulldozer, protecting your house from sure destruction. Your friend Ford Prefect will appear and offer you a towel. Ignore him and keep waiting. "Wait" (Until Prosser takes your place) [S,W], "Examine Shelf", "Buy Sandwich", "Drink Beer", "Drink Beer", "Drink Beer", [E], "Feed Dog", "Wait" (Until the Vogon Ship arrive and Ford drops his device), "Get Device", "Push Green" -> You are now in the 'Dark', aboard the Vogon Ship. [E], "Smell", "Smell", "Smell", "Smell" "Examine Shadow", "Eat Peanuts", "Remove Gown", "Hang Gown on Hook", "Get Towel", "Cover Drain with Towel", "Get Satchel", "Put Satchel in Front of Panel", "Put mail on Satchel", "Push Button" -> YOU should now have a babel fish in your ear. "Turn Switch" (And note which <1st, 2nd, or 3rd> you'll need from the captains favorite poem to open the case) "Get gown and towel", "Wear G"Wait" (Until you are in the poetry chairs and the captain is reading his poetry), "Enjoy Poetry", "Wait" (Unti captain reads the second verse, and note the word you will need to type to open the Vector plotter case), "Wait" (Until you are thrown back into hold, while Ford tries to talk guard into a sudden career change), "Type 'XXXXX'" (The word from the poem), "Get plotter", "Wait" (Until you and Ford are thrown into the airlock and blown out into space) -> YOU & Ford are now aboard "The Heart of Gold", a new spaceship powered by the newly invented Impobability Drive. [E], "Hear" "Hear", "Hear", [S,S] (Ford will lead you to the bridge), "Drop plotter and Guide and Device", "Get Chisel", [D,S,S,S,S,S,S], "LOOK" "LOOK", "GET PLIERS AND RASP", [N,D], "DROP CHISEL AND PLIERS AND RASP AND SCREWDRIVER AND TOOTHBRUSH", [U,S] "GET DRIVE", [N,N,W] "PUSH PAD", "GET "DROP CUP AND DRIVE", "PLUG SHORT CORD INTO SMALL RECEPTACLE", "PLUG LONG CORD INTO LARGE RECEPTACLE", "PUT DANGLY BIT IN CUP", "$TR" -> THE '$TR' COMMAND HAS NOW PLACED YOU ONCE AGAIN IN "DARK" BUT YOU'RE NOW IN THE LAIR OF THE NOTORIOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST OF TRAAL. [E], "SMELL", "SMELL", "SMELL", "SMELL" "EXAMINE SHADOW", "SAY 'ARTHUR DENT'", [E], "GET STONE", "COVER HEAD WITH TOWEL", "CARVE 'ARTHUR DENT' IN MEMORIAL", "REMOVE TOWEL", [W,SW], "GET INTERFACE", "DROP STONE", "WAIT" (UNTIL THE MEN ARRIVE, TAKE YOU AWAY, AND AFTER YOU'RE IN "DARK") -> SURPRISE! YOU'RE BACK ON THE HEART OF GOLD! [E], "HEAR", "HEAR", "HEAR", "HEAR", [S,S,W], "OPEN PANEL" "GET BOARD", "DROP BOARD", "PUT INTERFACE IN PANEL", "CLOSE PANEL", [E,S,D], "DROP CHIPPER", "$ZA" -> BACK IN "DARK", BUT YOU'LL SOON TAKE THE PART OF ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX ON A VERY SPECIAL MISSION.... [E], "SEE", "SEE", "SEE", "SEE", "EXAMINE LIGHT", "LOOK UNDER SEAT", "GET ALL", "STEER TOWARD CLIFF", "WAIT" (UNTIL THE BOAT COMES TO A HALT SOUTH OF THE CEREMONIAL DIAS), "GET UP", [N], "WAIT" (UNTIL TRILLIAN COMES FORWARD AND PUTS A GUN TO YOUR HEAD), "GUARD, DROP RIFLES", "TRILLIAN, SHOOT RIFLES", [E] -> AMAZING! BACK TO THE HEART OF GOLD! [E], "HEAR", "HEAR", "HEAR", "HEAR", [S,S,S,D], "GET FLUFF AND KEY", "OPEN BOX WITH KEY", "DROP KEY", "$FO" -> NOW YOU'LL BECOME FORD ON EARTH GOING THROUGH THE SAME MOTIONS FROM THE START OF THE GAME.... [E], "SEE", "SEE", "SEE", "SEE", "EXAMINE LIGHT", [N], "OPEN SATCHEL", "GIVE FLUFF TO ARTHUR", "OFFER TOWEL", "IDIOT", "GO TO PROSSER", "PROSSER, LIE IN MUD", [S,W], "BUY BEER", "DRINK BEER", "DRINK BEER", [E], "GET DEVICE", "WAIT" (UNTIL THE VOGON SHIPS ARRI& ARTHUR PUSHES THE BUTTON) -> "DARK" BACK ON THE HEART OF GOLD.... [E], "HEAR", "HEAR", "HEAR", "HEAR", [S], "I" (YOU SHOULD HAVE THE SATCHEL FLUFF IN THE POCKET OF YOUR GOWN),"GET SATCHEL FLUFF", "$PA" -> THIS TIME YOU BECOM TRILLIAN AT A PARTY ON EARTH.... [E], "FEEL", "FEEL", "FEEL", "FEEL", "DRINK LIQUID", "OPEN BAG", "EXAMINE ARTHUR", "DROP GLASS", "GET GLASS" "WAIT" (OR DO WHAT YOU CAN TO AVOID THE HOSTESS UNTIL 'PHIL' APPROACHES YOU AND TAKES YOU OUTSIDE) *NOTE* DURING THIS STAGE OF THE GAME, DO NOT TALK TO THE HOSTESS, OR AN ERROR WILL OCCUR, AND THE GAME WILL END! -> BACK IN THE "DARK" [E], "HEAR", "HEAR", "HEAR", "HEAR", [S,S,U] "OPEN BAG", "GET TWEEZERS AND JACKET FLUFF", [D,S TWEEZERS", "$FL" -> THIS TIME YOU'RE ACTUALLY ARTHUR, BUT YOU'RE NOW ABOARD AN ALIEN SPACESHIP HEADED FOR EARTH.... [E], "HEAR", "HEAR", "HEAR", "HEAR" [S], "GET AWL", "LISTEN" "W "WAIT" (UNTIL AFTER YOU'VE PASSED EARTH AND THE DOG) -> NOW YOU ARE IN A STRANGE MAZE WHICK IS ARTHUR'S BRAIN. JUST MOVE A FEW DIRECTIONS, UNTIL A PARTICLE BLOCKS YOUR PATH. DON'T DROP ANYTHING!! (ONCE YOU'RE BY THE PARTICLE, TYPE...) "GET PARTICLE" ->....AND IT'S BACK TO THE HEART OF GOLD [E], "HEAR", "HEAR", "HEAR", "HE, [S,S,S,D], "DROP AWL", [U,N,W] "PUSH PAD", [E,U], "WAIT" (UNTIL THE SHIP'S COMPUTER ANNOUNCES THAT MAGRATHEAN MISSILES HAVE BEEN LAUNCHED AT THE SHIP) "TURN SWITCH" -> NOW THE MISSILES SHOULD HAVE CHANGED THEIR FORM SLIGHTLY.... "TURN SWITCH", (IF YOU SEE BUG #60, THAT'S GOOD. IF NOT, RESTORE THE GAME AND KEEP TURNING THE SWITCH UNTIL YOU DO.... (AFTER 'BUG #60'...), [E], "FEEL", "FEEL", "FEEL", "FEEL", "DRINK LIQUID", "PLANT ALL FLUFF IN POT", "$HE" [E], "HEAR", "HEAR", "HEAR", "HEAR", [S,S,U], "PLUG SHORT CORD INTO SMALL RECEPTACLE", "PUT DANGLY BIT IN CUP" -> SAVE THE GAME AGAIN.... "TURN SWITCH", (RESTORE AND TRY AGAIN UNTIL YOU SEE BUG #60" AGAIN...) [E], "FEEL", "FEEL", "FEEL", "FEEL", "DRINK LIQUID", "EXAMINE POT" (THERE SHOULD BE A SMALL STALK GROWING THERE), "GET POT", "$HE" [E], "HEAR", "HEAR", "HEAR", "HEAR", [S,S,U,W,D,S,W], "MARVIN, OPEN HATCH", "EAT FRUIT", (EATING THE FRUIT WILL TELL YOU WHICH RANDOM TOOL MARVIN NEEDS TO OPEN THE HATCH), [E,D], "DROP ALL" "GET XXXXX" (WHICHEVER TOOL), [E], "WAIT" (UNTIL MARVIN COMES IN AND ASKS YOU FOR THE TOOL), "GIVE XXXXX" (TOOL), [W,D] CONGRADULATIONS! YOU SOLVED IT!