You exaiming the wand... It's black and seems to vibrate in you grasp...
Its a Wand of Wonder and you do kinda wonder what it does. You've heard
BAAAD things about these! Do you wish to use it (y/N)
_ASK

_ENCHANT sr 1 5

_ENCHANT lr 1 5

_ENCHANT ar 1 5

_ENCHANT shield 1 5

_CURSE sr 1 5

_CURSE lr 1 5

_CURSE ar 1 5

_CURSE shield 1 5

You can feel your armour shifting!
_case 6
:0:_CHANGEITEM ar cloth
:1:_CHANGEITEM ar leather
:2:_CHANGEITEM ar chain
:3:_CHANGEITEM Plexi Shielding
:4:_CHANGEITEM Molecular Armor
:5:Suddenly it pops off and turns into a jelly mold!
:5:_DESTROY AR
;:5:_DROPITEM Jelly Mold

Your SHIELD suddenly glows, it seems to be warping changing. YOU FLING IT
AWAY!
_DESTROY shield
_case 5
:0:_DROPITEM iron shield[0,0,-10]
:1:_DROPITEM cream puff[1]
:2:_DROPITEM corpse[2]
:3:_DROPITEM Displacer Shld[0,0,12]
:4:_DROPITEM rock[40]

The wand crumbles to ash!
_DESTROY use

A man in a floppy hat appears... He looks at you with what he seems to think
is a stern look. "I've been looking for that!" And he snatches the wand from
your hand and vanishes.
_DESTROY use

You feel a wrenching sensation. You are disorantated.
_PREF 44 r10
_TELEPORT 11 10 1

You feel a wrenching sensation... Um... This AIN'T good!
_TELEPORT 75 75 1

You hear a hollow voice say "Home"
_TELEPORT 112 111 1

Whoa! Look at all the pretty colors!
_PREF 47 r50

You suddenly don't feel so well...
_PREF 46 r25

You find that you can't move!
_PREF 45 r15

Oh man! What a BAAD trip!
_PREF 44 r20
_PREF 47 r20

There is a flash of light and you are thown back!
_DAM 5 10

There is a flash of light and you are thown back!
_DAM 5 10
_DESTROY use

You momentarly feel strong
_PREF 20 +1

You momentarly feel agile
_PREF 21 +1

You momentary feel dexterous
_PREF 22 +1

You momentary feel healthy
_PREF 23 +1

You momentary feel mysterous
_PREF 24 +1

You feel weak!
_STAT str -1

You feel slow!
_STAT agl -1

You feel clumsy!
_STAT dex -1

You feel sickly!
_STAT hit -1

You feel stupid!
_STAT mag -1

147 butterflies appear and fly around the area.

A giant flaming neon rose appears in the air.

The Angel of Death appears and says, "Hi".

The sky glows blue for a second.

You see your right hand glow plaid for a while, Hummmm.

You hear the sound of a helicopter landing (Whats a helicopter anyhow?)

Whoa, the walls are breathing.

You feel invincable!

You suddenly die of poisoning!
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Just kidding!
