        INSTRUCTIONS:

    OBJECT:  To become the most powerful Yuppie in the world by defeating
             your enemies and becoming "THE ONE."

    WEAPONS & ARMOR:
             There are ranges for armor and weapons of 1 to 12.  The
             highest being more powerful than the lowest.  Armor is termed
             "vehicles" because it would look really funny to have a bunch
             of yuppies running around in plate mail armor and weapons.
             You can buy or sell them from the main menu.

    VEGAS:   Got the urge to gamble?  Well this is the place to go.  Here
             you can win a bunch or lose it all.  Be careful, but this is
             one of the main ways to make money.

    GO ON A TRIP:
             From the Main Menu you can go see your travel agent and go on
             a trip.  On the plane you will be served food to up your
             hitpoints, and the plane MAY crash, if so, you can sue the