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 $1 $+ : Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!!!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!!!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so fat she's got more rolls then an italian deli!!!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue jeans!!!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!!!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water!!!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!!!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon!!!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!!!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so stupid she sold her car to get money for gas!!!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread!!!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!!!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!!!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class!!!
 $1 $+ : Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
 $1 $+ : If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
