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 All prices now include shipping costs. Prices current until September 1995.
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  Product#  Description                                            Price  
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    P001    Phone Losers Of America Prank Calls Volume 1: "We      $7.00  
            Had STEAK!" Including classics such as Dino Allsman,          
            Mildred Monday, harrassment of various operators and          
            other assorted clips from calls. 60 minutes                   
    P002    Phone Losers Of America Stickers: 10 kwality stickers  $1.50  
            with an American flag in the background of PLA.               
    A003    AT&T T-shirt. 100% cotton, white shirt, blue AT&T     $12.00  
            logo in upper left corner.                                    
    A004    AT&T baseball cap. White with blue logo & "AT&T"      $10.00  
            You'll be the envy of your neighborhood!                       
    A005    10 AT&T white pencils with blue logo & "AT&T"          $3.00   
    A006    10 AT&T white BIC STIC pens with black logo & "AT&T    $4.00   
    A007    AT&T leather key tag. Black with a lucite medallion    $5.00   
            which has logo & "AT&T" stamped on it.                         
    A008    AT&T acrylic key chain. Clear acrylic tag encases the  $2.00   
            AT&T logo on both sides, attached to a metal ring              
    A009    AT&T Stair-step disk box. White box with flip top lid  $4.00   
            Holds ten 3.5" disks. Has "AT&T" written on front              
    A010    Magnet shaped like a phone with logo & "AT&T" on it    $2.00   
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            Are you tired of passing by pay phones. both COCOT &           
            Bell and seeing the same old boring identification             
            plates (the name of their fone company) on the front           
            of the phone? The following handy-dandy stickers are           
            the same size as those I.D. plates and can spice up            
            the look of all the pay phones in your neighborhood,           
            not that we recommend doing so as it would make the            
            owners of the fones a little unhappy.                          
    C011    "Pathetic Bell" Black background, white letters and    $2.00   
            red logo. Package of ten.                                      
    C012    "Phone Losers of America" White background, blue       $2.00   
            letters, blue bell logo. Package of ten.                       
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                Mail this form to: Phone Losers Of America,                 
                P.O.Box 3642, Corpus Christi, Texas, 78463                  
 
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