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|                          poop enlightment 'zine                        |
|                               application                              |
|                            released 02/24/95                           |
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        PEZ is wacky!  PEZ is fun for the whole family!  PEZ is really neat!
Now, I know what you're saying.  "Hey.  This PEZ thing sure sounds nifty.  I 
really wish >I< could be a part of it!"
        Well, stop talking to yourself, stupid!  Now it's possible!  Hurrah!
Just fill out the handy little application below the neat-o "WaReZ!" divider,
cut it out, and upload it to :
        Goat Blowers Anonymous - at - (215)750-0392.  There's even a nifty
"PEZ!" option that you can choose at the shuttle matrix to make it easier
for our "disabled" friends and cut down on those pesky phone bills!
        Need even >MORE< incentive to join the "Poop Enlightment 'Zine" crew?  
Well, what more do you need than :
        o Worldwide exposure!  Fame!  Fortune!
        o A killer dental health plan!
        o A free membership in the "Panty of the Month Club"!
        o Soup!
        o Another damn affiliation!
        o A big wet kiss on the lips from our mascot, Godd(+dd)!
        o Free scratch and sniff stickers that say, "Warez!"
        o A free Shoe Box (see PEZ issue #19)!
        o .. and more!

WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!
 
                             Writer Application :
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WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!

                       Distribution Site Application :
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p4RT 0n3 : b04rD iNf0rM4Ti0N
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p4RT tW0 : k0mPl3t3 Th3 s3Nt3Nc3 ...
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p4RT tHr33 : ch3cK d4 b0x3z, d00d!
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i k4r3Zz mY bUtt0CkZ : [ ] n3v3r [ ] 0k4zi0n4llY [ ] 4ll d4 tiM3, d00d!

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