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            /\NY\x//\Yz... lETS gET tHIS oPENING cRAP sTARTED!

                          (Don't swear m8! -ed.)


                              wHO sAID tHAT!?

                     (You're evil-side, friend! -ed.)


                            oOH.. tHANX mR.eD!




























                         (You're welcome... -ed.)

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`------------------------------------------------------------------------'
                               .
                               |ntroDuctioN


             Woody:  How are you feeling today, Mr. Peterson?
              Norm:  Poor.
             Woody:  Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
              Norm:  No, I meant `pour'.

               _____ _________ _________ _________ ____  ____
   .          _____Y    _    Y_____    Y    _____Y    \/            .
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    \/       |     |    |    |    l    |    Y    |    \/    |     \/    
:            !_____!____|____!_________!_________!____/\____!          :
`------------------------------------------------------------------------'
                                   .
                                   |ndeX


                          1. The Meaning Of Life.
                  2. The Meaning Of The Meaning Of Life.
         3. The Explanation Of The Meaning Of The Meaning Of Life.



   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _1_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                          `-A-T-M-O-S-P-H-E-R-E-'

        _____|_      _____    _____        _____        _____|_
  _ _ _/    \____ _/    \__/    \____ _/    \____ _/    \_______ _ _
   \\\\__   ___  \\__      ___        \\__        \\__  \________////
       /    __    \\/      \\/    \/    \\/     |    \\/____      \
     _/      \     \_      \_    \     \_    |     \_   \      \_
     \_______/       /___     /____/       /_____       /_____       /
      \______//\____//\______//\______//\______/
                                    
      _____|_     _____        _____        _____        _____|_      __
_ _ _/    \_____/    \____ _/    \____ _/    \____ _/    \____  /_/\_
 \\\\__   ___  \__    /   \\__   ___  \\__  ____  \\__   ___  \ \_\/
     /   /       /    __    \\/   (______/_/     __   /_/   (______/_
   _/      _____/      \     \_    l     \_     /    \_    l     \_
   \_______/\_______/       /_____       /____/       /_____       /
         \______//\______//\______//\______/sCf!
                                          
  [-fRIENDS iNC!][-lAST pOETS sOCIETY!][-cRYOGENIC!][-bRAINLESS tEAMWORK!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _1_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                     `-B-U-M-B-L-E--B-E-E--L-A-N-D-'

   _____|_      _____        _____        _____        ____   _____|_
 _/    \____ _/    |____ _/    \____ _/    \____ _/    |_/    \____
 \__   ___  \\__    |   \\__        \\__   ___  \\__   |\__   ___  \
  /     _____/_/     |    \\/    \/    \\/     _____/_/   _|_/_  (______/_
_/     ___    \_    l     \_    \     \_   ___    \_  \   \_   l    \_
\________       /_____       /____/       /_____       /__      /____      /
 \______//\______//\______//\______//\_____//\_____/
                                   
   _____|_      _____        _____|_
 _/    \____ _/    \____ _/    \____
 \__   ___  \\__   ___  \\__   ___  \
  /     _____/_/   (______/_/   (______/_
_/     ___    \_    l     \_    l     \_
\________       /_____       /_____       /
 \______//\______//\______/sCf!
                     
   _______|_    _____        _____        _____|_
 _/      |   _/    \____ _/    \____ _/    \____
 \__      |   \__   ___  \\__   _    \\__        \
  /     __|____/    __    \\/    \     \\/     |    \\
_/      \     \_    \     \_    \     \_    l     \_
\________       /____/       /____/       /_____       /
 \______//\______//\______//\______/
                           
      [-sTONE aRTS wHQ!][-tHE pORNOS wHQ!][-cARAMBA wHQ!][-eDGE nHQ!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _1_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                    `-T-H-E--U-N-D-I-S-C-O-V-E-R-E-D-'

                    _____|_   _____        _____|_
                  _/    \___/    \____ _/    \____
                  \__     ____     /   \\__   ___  \
                   /      .\/     __    \\/   (______/_
                 _/        \\_     \     \_    l     \_
                 \______     /_____/       /_____       /
                  \____//\______//\______/sCf!
                              
       _____|_      _____        _____        _____      _____|_
     _/    |____ _/    \____ _/    \____ _/    \____/    \_______ _ _
     \__    |   \\__   _    \\__        \\_____________   \_______////
      /     |    \\/    \     \\/     |    \\/        \/____      \
_ _ _/      l     \_    \     \_    l     \_        \_   \      \_
 \\\\________       /____/       /_____       /_____     /_____       /
     \______//\______//\______//\____//\______/
                                     
      _____|_      _____        _____        _____        _____|_     __
    _/    \______/    \____ _/    \____ _/    \____ _/    \____ /\_
    \__  _     \___        \\__    /   \\__   ___  \\__  ____  \\/__
     /    \______//     |    \\/    /     \\/   (______/_/     __   /_
 _ _/     /      \_    |     \_   \      \_    l     \_     /    \_
 \\\________       /_____       /_____       /_____       /____/       /
    \______//\______//\______//\______//\______/-eD!
                                    
              [-dELIGHT dHQ!][-mYSTIC bETA hQ!][-iNFECT eHQ!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _1_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                           `-T-H-E--A-L-T-A-R-'

        _____|_      _______      _____    _____        _____|_
T.H.E _/    \____ _/      |_ __/    \__/    \____ _/    \____ _ __ _
      \__   ___  \\__      |\\\___      ___   ___  \\__  ____  \\\\
       /    __    \\/     __|____/      \\/    __    \\/     __   /_
__ _ _/      \     \_    \     \_      \_    \     \_     /    \_
  \\\\_______/       /_____       /___     /____/       /____/       /
      \______//\______//\____//\______//\______/sCf!
                                    
                              [-sTOOPID wHQ!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _1_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                            `-S-T-A-L-L-I-O-N-'

         ...  _____|_      _____    _____        _______|_  ...,
        :   _/    \______/    \__/    \______/      |      :
           \__   \_________      ___   ___   ____      |      
        :    /____      \/      \\/    __    .\/     __|____  :
          _/     \      \_      \_    \     \\_    \     \_
        .  \________       /___     /____/       /_____       /.
        .   \______//\____//\______//\______/ .
                                     
        :    _______|_    _____      _____        _____|_      :
        .  _/      | _ _/    \____/    \____ _/    \____   .
       -O- \__      | \\\_____________        \\__   _    \ -O-
        :   /     __|____/        \/     |    \\/    \     \\ :
          _/      \     \_        \_    |     \_    \     \_
          \________       /_____     /_____       /____/       /
           \______//\____//\______//\______/sCf!
                                     
                         [-tHE fLAME aRROWS wHQ!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _1_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                       `-T-H-E--H-O-U-S-E-H-O-L-D-'

      _____|_      _____        _____ -THE!- _____        _____|_
    _/    \____ _/    \____ _/    |____ _/    \______/    \____
    \__    /   \\__        \\__    |   \\__   \_________   ___  \
     /    __    \\/     |    \\/     |    \\/____      \/   (______/_
   _/      \     \_    |     \_    l     \_   \      \_    l     \_
   \_______/       /_____       /_____       /_____       /_____       /
   .\______//\______//\______//\______//\______/.
      .                             
   :  -O-   _____|_      _____        _______      ____|_       ____   :
      :  _/    \____ _/    \____ _/      | _ _/   \_____  /\___\  
   |     \__    /   \\__        \\__      | \\\__        \ \/___/  |
   |:.     /    __    \\/     |    \\/     __|____/     |    \\      .:|
   |:::. _/      \     \_    |     \_    \     \_    l_    \_.:::::|
   |:::::\_______/       /_____       /_____       /_____       /::::::|
   `------\______//\______//\______//\______/--sCf!-'
                                    
                    [-eFFECT hIDDEN hQ!][-mO[l]EN wHQ!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _1_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                       `-N-O--V-E-G-A-T-A-B-L-E-S-'

            _____|_      _____        _____        _____|_
          _/    \____ _/    \____ _/    \______/    \____
          \__    /   \\__   ___  \\__   __________   ___  \  jAKE/pSG
           /    /     \\/   (______/_/   (__    \/    __    .\
         _/     \_     \_    l     \_    l     \_    \     \\_
  -NO!-  \________       /_____       /_____       /____/       /
          \______//\______//\______//\______/sCf!
                                    
   _____|_  _____        _____        _____    _____        _____|_
 _/    \__/    \____ _/    \____ _/    | _/    \____ _/    \_______
 \__      ___   ___  \\__   ___  \\__    | \__   ___  \\__  \________/
  /      \\/    __    .\/     _____/_/    _|__/_  (______/_/____      \
_/        \_    \     \\_   ___    \_   \    \_  l     \_   \      \_
\______     /____/       /_____       /___       /____      /_____       /
 \____//\______//\______//\______//\_____//\______/
                                  
                              [-mIRAGE wHQ!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _1_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                             `-T-H-E--L-A-B-'

                    _____|_   _____        _____|_
                  _/    \___/    \____ _/    \____
                  \__     ____     /   \\__   ___  \
                   /      .\/     __    \\/   (______/_
             _ _ _/        \\_     \     \_    l     \_ _ _
              \\\\______     /_____/       /_____       ////
                  \____//\______//\______/sCf!
                              
              .    _______|_    _____        _____|_        .
             -O- _/      | _ _/    \____ _/    \____   .oOo.
                \__      | \\\__   ___  \\__   ___  \    
              :   /     __|____/    __    .\/     _____/_   :
               _/      \     \_    \     \\_   ___    \_ 
              : \________       /____/       /_____       / :
                \______//\______//\______/  
              `--------+-            -+-'
                               [-pARTEK hQ!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _1_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                         `-C-O-O-L--C-O-R-O-N-A-'
            _____|_      _____        _____        _______|_
          _/    |______/    \____ _/    \____ _/      |
          \__  _     \___        \\__        \\__      |
           /    \______//     |    \\/     |    \\/     __|____
         _/     /      \_    |     \_    |     \_    \     \_
         \________       /_____       /_____       /_____       /
          \______//\______//\______//\______/sCf!
                                    
   _____|_     _____       _____        _____       _____       _____|_
 _/    |_____/    \___ _/    \____ _/    \___ _/    \___ _/    \___
 \__  _    \___       \\__  ____  \\__       \\__   _   \\__   ___ \
  /    \_____//     |   \\/     __   /_/     |   \\/    \    \\/    __   .\
_/     /     \_    |    \_     /    \_    |    \_    \    \_    \    \\_
\________      /_____      /____/       /_____      /____/      /____/      /
 \_____//\_____//\______//\_____//\_____//\_____/
                                       
                     [-oVERLORDS wHQ!][-pRESTIGE dHQ!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _1_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                           `-N-E-O-N--C-I-T-Y-'

            _____|_      _____        _____        _____|_
          _/    \____ _/    \____ _/    \____ _/    \____
          \__   _    \\__   ___  \\__        \\__   _    \
           /    \     \\/   (______/_/     |    \\/    \     \\
     _ _ _/      \     \_    l     \_    |     \_    \     \_ _ _
      \\\\_______/       /_____       /_____       /____/       ////
          \______//\______//\______//\______/
                                    
               _____|_      _____      _____    _____|_
             _/    \______/    \____/    \__/    \____
             \__  _     \______________      __     /   \
              /    \______//        \/      \\/    /     \\
        _ _ _/     /      \_        \_      \______     \_ _ _
         \\\\________       /_____     /___     //  /        ////
             \______//\____//\____//___________/sCf!
                                
                             [-pRESTIGE eHQ!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _1_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                           `-E-S-T-A--L-O-C-A-'

              _____|_      _____        _____    _____|_
            _/    \____ _/    \______/    \__/    \____
            \__   ___  \\__   \_________      ___   ___  \
             /   (______/_/____      \/      \\/    __    .\
           _/      l     \_   \      \_      \_    \     \\_
           \________       /_____       /___     /____/       /
            \______//\______//\____//\______/
                                    
            _______|_    _____        _____        _____|_
          _/      | _ _/    \____ _/    \______/    \____
          \__      | \\\__        \\__  _     \___        \
           /     __|____/     |    \\/    \______//     |    .\
         _/      \     \_    |     \_   /      \_    |     \\_
         \________       /_____       /_____       /_____       /
          \______//\______//\______//\______/sCf!
                                    
                                [-lPS wHQ!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _1_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                           `-B-O-O-N-D-O-C-K-S-'
            _____|_      _____        _____        _____|_
      _ _ _/    \____ _/    \____ _/    \____ _/    \____
       \\\\__   ___  \\__        \\__        \\__   _    \
           /     _____/_/     |    \\/     |    \\/    \     \\
         _/     ___    \_    |     \_    |     \_    \     \_ _ _
         \________       /_____       /_____       /____/       ////
          \______//\______//\______//\______/sCf!
                                    
       _____|_      _____        _____        _____       _____|_
     _/    \____ _/    \____ _/    \______/    \_____/    \________ _ _
     \__        \\__        \\__  _     \___    /   \__   \________////
      /     |    \\/     |    \\/    \______//    /     /______      \
_ _ _/      l_    \_    |     \_   /      \_          \_   \      \_
 \\\\________       /_____       /_____       /___T        /_____       /
     \______//\______//\______// \______//\______/
                                     
                        [-hQ 2 a lOT oF gROUPS!:)]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _1_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                      `-W-O-R-L-D--O-F--E-L-I-T-E-'

            _____|_      _____        _____        _____|_
      _ _ _/    \____ _/    \____ _/    \____ _/    \____
       \\\\__    /   \\__        \\__  ____  \\__        \
           /    /\    \\/     |    \\/     __   /_/     |    \\
         _/    /       \_    |     \_     /    \_    l_    \_ _ _
         \________       /_____       /____/       /_____       ////
          \______//\______//\______//\______/sCf!
                                    
         _____|_      _______  oF  _____      _____    _____|_
       _/    \____ _/      | _ _/    \____/    \__/    \____
       \__   ___  \\__      | \\\_____________      ___   ___  \
        /   (______/_/     __|____/        \/      \\/   (______/_
  _ _ _/      l     \_    \     \_        \_      \_    l     \_ _ _
   \\\\________       /_____       /_____     /___     /_____       ////
 -+-\______//\______//\____//\____//\______/-+-
                                     
                               [-pHUN wHQ!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _1_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                        `-D-U-T-C-H--D-R-E-A-M-S-'

        _____|_      _____        _____    _____        _____|_
      _/    \____ _/    |____ _/    \__/    \______/    \____
      \__        \\__    |   \\__      ___  _     \___    /   \
       /     |    \\/     |    \\/      \\/    \______//    __    \\
     _/      l_    \_    l     \_      \_   /      \_    \     \_
     \________       /_____       /___     /_____       /____/       /
      \______//\______//\____//\______//\______/sCf!
                                    
   _____|_     _____       _____       _____       _____       _____|_
 _/    \___ _/    \___ _/    \___ _/    \___ _/    \___ _/    \______
 \__       \\__  ____ \\__   ___ \\__   ___ \\__       \\__   \______/
  /     |   \\/     __  /_/   (_____/_/    __   .\/    \/   \\/____     \
_/      l_   \_     /   \_    l    \_    \    \\_    \    \_   \     \_
\________      /____/      /_____      /____/      /____/      /_____      /
 \_____//\_____//\_____//\_____//\_____//\_____/
                                       


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _1_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                     `-T-H-E--L-A-S-T--R-E-S-O-R-T-'


              _______|_    _____        _____        _____|_
            _/      | _ _/    \____ _/    \______/    \____ _ _
            \__      | \\\__   ___  \\__   \_________      __////
             /     __|____/    __    .\/____      \/      \\
       _ _ _/      \     \_    \     \\_   \      \_      \_
        \\\\________       /____/       /_____       /___     /
            \______//\______//\______//\____/sCf!
                                    
    _____|_     _____       _____       _____       _____       _____
  _/    \___ _/    \___ _/    \_____/    \___ _/    \___ _/    \____
  \__  ____ \\__   ___ \\__   \________       \\__  ____ \\__      __//.
   /     __  /_/   (_____/_/____     \/     |   \\/     __  /_/      \\
 _/       /   \_    l    \_   \     \_    |    \_     /   \_      \_
\\_______/      /_____      /_____      /_____      /____/      /___     /
  \_____//\_____//\_____//\_____//\_____//\____/
                                      






   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _2_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--tHE mEANING oF tHE mEANING oF lIFE!--'

.------------------------------------------------------------------------.
 SoFTWaRE:...........CeD v3.5, qUADRApLAYER                             
 HaRDWaRE:...........A1200, w/120HD                                     
 AdD.AsC:...........dELITE/lPS/cRY                                     
 MuZAK---:...........sTRANGE nORWEGIAN fOLK mUSIC -> pRIMA vERA!        
 TiME UsD:...........'bOUT 6 hOURS tOTAL!                               
`------------------------------------------------------------------------'
                                     :
                                     
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.-MsG'z:----------------------------------------------------------:MsG'z-.
`------ Baffle/Stone Arts^tPS^cRA : wELCOME 2 oUR cREW m8!       ------'
                                    hOPE 2 cHAT aGAIN w/oUT aNY  
                                    sTRANGE cARRIER lOST pROBS!  
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                                    dROP mE a lINE m8!           
        Freak/NFA                 : sORRY 4 nOT wRITIN' eARLIER! 
                                    aND nO.. i hAVEN'T bEEN iN   
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                                    bUT tHE yEAR hAS jUST sTARTED!
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        Pinokio/Brainlezz         : wELL?? wHAT cHA tHINK?       
                                                                 
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             Woody:  Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
              Norm:  I know, and if she calls, I'm not here.


























                .sOME cLOSING sTATEMENTS fROM mR.SHAPIRO:.

                              O.J. is guilty!




























                      ...unless he gives me a raise!




























                                    .3.

                  sCARFACE/eDGE mODEM^sECTION^oRGANIZER!
              "the man who always wanted to be a lumberjack"

                               Dedicated to:


                                  .Sara.





























                             [:In Memory Of:]
            __________________________________________________
 |::::::::::\       \   _  \   _  \  \  \____  _   \   /\::::::::::|
 |::::::::::/  \/    / __/   /  /____/ __/_  /   /  /____/  / /::::::::::|
 |:-R.I.P-:/   /    /  \    /  /   \/ ____  /   /  ___/_   /_/__:-R.I.P-:|
 |::::::::/   /    /   /   /  /    /   /   /   /  /    /  /    /\::::::::|
 |:::::::/___/\___/___/\__/_______/___/___/___/_______/_______/ /::::::::|
 |:::::::\___\/\__\___\/\_\_______\___\___\___\_______\_______\/:::::::::|
 |[1974]|                                                         |[1994]|
        |[Remember the good times, my friend. You'll be missed!]|


                                .tHE eND!.


