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   .---------------> bE fRESH, bE sQUARE, bE tHERE ! <---------------------.
   |          _ _ ___________ ____ ______       ____________ _ _______     |
_ _|__________\\\\\_        /     |_     |_____|_     _    ///      _/     |
\\\          / \  _/      _/      _/     \      /_    _       \_    |      |
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  \________/|______\________| ____|_____________/     |Mo!/c!|______|      |
  _|____ ______                                |      |                    |
_|      |      |_____ ________ _ _ ____________|   _ _|_________ ______ _  |
\_      |      |     /     __///_\\\    _     \_   \\\_        /    __///__|_
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                            dA hOME oF sTYLE    |                        |
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              oRB wHQ | nODE0: +49-xXx-nOT-4U-m8! | rAMiREZ^iLS^oRB^hOS^dS!
          pRODiGY gHQ | nODE1: +49-xXx-nOT-4U-m8! | rAMON^hOS
         iLLUSiON gHQ | nODE2: +49-xXx-nOT-4U-m8! | aWESON^iLS
   hOUSE oF sTYLE gHQ | nODE3: +49-xXx-nOT-4U-m8! | sPELLfIRE^tRSI
  diViNE sTYLERS! gHQ | nODE4: +49-xXx-nOT-4U-m8! | 
    jUNGLE aND gRAFF! | nODE5: +49-xXx-tEL-nET!!! | 
                      | nODE6: +49-xXx-tEL-nET!!! |  
                      `---------------------------

                           17-Jan-96, 16:39:18     

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HOUSE OF STYLE  CRAZY IN CALCUTTA [3/5] |
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                                                  : HOUSE OF STYLE (tm)
                                                  : 1996 all rights reserved
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                          CALCUTTA, INDIA in the year of 1996

                           House Of Style (tm) are kicking it
                                  as they always been
                                But something aint right...

                         It was just after the party five held in Denmark.

                         miss Juanita Twang and Trivialina Montel was on

                         their way home. Juanita Twang was a bit dissapointed

                         because her boyfriend Or Ling Oe from China didn't

                         show up at the party. Juanita and Or Ling had been

                         going thru a hard divorce act because Juanita fell

                         in love with Ramona Mushroom.


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                                                  : CRAZY IN CALCUTTA
                                                  :                   ACT 2
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                         Anyway. Juanita and Trivialina was finally on their
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                         way home. unfortunaltly, had Radavina Vink forced
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                         Trivialina to eat the evil spaghetti from the party
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                         so miss Trivialina didn't feel to good.
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                         But there was something else that was
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                         bothering Trivialina...  :
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                                                  :      to be continued
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                                                  : MORTIMERS HJRTESPALT
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  THIS COLLECTION IS DEDICATED OF ALL MY HEART TO : DIVINE STYLERS
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  FOR THEIR SUPPORT. I PROMISE THAT I WILL DO A   : LITTLE
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                 ___________ ___                  :______________
      __ ________\          \\ /__________________:\__   ___     \
      \_\\________\___________/ _      _          :  /____________\____ __
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/_//___/_______ Mt                               :         _________________
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  IN DIVINE STYLERS, BUT HOW? THATS CLASSIFIED.   : HEHEHEHEHE
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  BIG UP TO THE WHOLE CREW. DIVINE STYLERS IS THE : SECOND
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  COOLEST GROUP AROUND ;)                         :
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  ORLINGO'S DRIVE BY MADE AN EFFECT. I WILL OBEY  :
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  YOU, PAUL ;)                                    :
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  LETS GO ON TO THE BOARDSTYLE NOW.               :
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            YOULL PROBABLE HATE IT                :
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 ____ ___ _      _/__\____\_///    /_\ ______ /__ __  __    \___ ___ _     _/
____//__///_ _   \__/\__ /________/   \\    (___//_/___________//__/// _   \_
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_/   \\    (___//_/_________\ /      \____\_///    /  `--\___/__/          |
/_____\_     /            |  /_______//__/________/hOS_______ __ __ __ _   |
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  (___//_/_________//_///       /  \ \_ _       /   __________________( )__
          Mt   \______________/____\_///__    /__         _ ,             |
                          |hOS   _  /__/ _____//_/___ __ ___)\__           |
                __________|_____( )___\__\ _\ ______//_//_____ /_____      |
  __ /\______   \     __ _    ______ /_____ _ ______ __ _  \ /__,--        |
__\_/  _____/__ ____ /_///       / //     /__\\_____________\              |
_______________\\_______________/        /__  \________/                   |
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  _ __ _   \_____|    |    l__________/__      _/     |   _     /________
__//_/______\MT l____l_________________l______|_______|___\______/__________

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  How to contact me.                              :                o      
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  When my phone is callable you can reach me      :      .             .
  at atleast these boards...                      :            
                                                  :      o       .        
                 +holland   one eight seven       :                       .
                            undiscovered          :   .       
                            wild palms            :          .            
                            back fire             :   O   _____   .
                            boondocks             :         \ ___)__   .  o
                                                  :        /        \
                 +germany   homeless              :      _/ _________ \_  
                            viritual theathre     :   .  \  \ .   . /  / o
                            apocalypse now        :     )__ )_____( __(    .
                                                  :      /`---------' \  
                 +sweden    phoenix II            :     _/  \     Mt/  \_
                            insanitary            :     )  _/ __,,,__\_  (
                            extreme overload      :    \____)______(____/
                            12 inch               :         \          (
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   Rite now you should leave your request to      :        \______________/
   my friends and they will pass them on to me;)  :                                            :                .
                                                  :       O            .
   Find them on any of the cool boards above.     :                   .
   mail to any Divine Styler Or HOS-member.       :                o      
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                    Style takes time...           :                    .
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                     \_\/\____\/__\  \           / /__/ /     //  /\/__/
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      __/    \ \_ \ \_ _     /________/ //________\_///__/   /__\     _((___\
       /      \____\_///    __ ______ __ _  \     /__/ _____/    )_
      /_______//__/________/__\\_____________\Mt    `---)  ________ _,hOs __
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                                                  .  the style came back!
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                _ _____\ __ \ \_\  \ \\_       //  / /  / /_ ///    /______ _
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                     \_\/\____\/__\  \           / /__/ /     //  /\/__/
  .                                \__\         /_/   \/_________/    Mt .
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           __      _____ __________  ___ _
   ________\_\   __\____)\         ||__///      ______
   \       \____/        /\        |_____________    (__________
   /_____________\______/  \_______|    __      /_______       /
     \_______\                   /____________/_   /____     / ___ __ _
               Mt        |             \________\      `----/_/  // ///___
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                          | yksi - hui vittusaataana vanha>[############-] |
                          | kaksi- no voi saamari !  vanha>[########-----] |
                          | kolme- hei,kimmo,katsomaavanha>[#------------] |
                          |________________________________________________|


    SJIT, THIS LOGO WENT SO GOOD THAT I WILL DO ANOTHER BOARDSTAJL WHEN
    IM IN THE RITE MUUD FOR IT-.--.. 21 IM NOT RITE NOW ----


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______----/_//___     )___\__\ ________,___( )__                  \\\_\\___\\
     (   _ __________.__ /_____   __ _    ____ /____________ _       _ _/ ___
_________/     _/  \_/ //     /_ /_///       //  _ __     _ \\\________/ _
        /_____/   __/ (__    /______________/____//_/_ _  \        __     \_/
                   /________// /             )____________ \_______________\__
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    | SKICKA FILSATAN, NYT, HEI KIMMO! MIT SIN TEKEE MINUN KOSULLE?
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                                    FINNISH GRAMMAR SUCKS... I KNOW... SORRY

                                                  
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                         -How do you make kids, Trivialina asked Juanita.
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                          When a man loves a women:really much, they lay
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                         -Ahaaaaa!, trivialina said, that figures..
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                                                  :    the end ?
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                                __a__           :
                            __#K          :
                        _#   "#Q         :  __怀m___
              _      _@"             __@@@@@m_
          _aE    _@          Q   aP:              ",
          #Q  _d"            #  :                 #
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          Jش               J@ ѵ__               _@
          J@                 0F  Mww@"
          K                       "@#@"
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    _ \\\________/ _ \ _//_///       //_______  /____\_///        /____ _
    \        __     \_/_____________/        /__ _____/__________//___///
     \_______________\Mt          /________/\         \hOS
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    /__,  )___   ______________,___( )_                     \)) \
       _____ /___\_  ___ __ _    ____ /       ______ _      __\__\___ _
       \_/ //     / /__//_///       //_______/__  _ \\\________/ _  ((/
        /       _/___  ____________//  _ __       \        __     \_/
       /__________\ \\_/          /____//_/_ _   _ \_______________\
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                                      AT THIS VERY MOMENT IT FEELS LIKE THAT
                                      LOGO IS THE BEST LOGO EVER DONE BY ME!

                                      SHIT. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS FUCKED
                                      UP STYLE. IT ISN'T TOO WILD, HUH ? ;)

                                      -RADAVI, PLEEEEZ USE THIS MY BROTHER!


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    /      __    \Mt         /_________________\_,     __     \_/
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                      ( )__________/       ((/____   ______________  _
                _ ___/  __        /   __   /_____(___\_   __      /__)\
                \)) /_________ __/____) ____________/____________/_  _ \_
                 \_  __ __  __    \___/    /      \hOs   \________((/
           |       (___//_/_________\    ___________\        
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           | PHOENIX 2  ONE EIGHT SEVEN  UNDISCOVERED     |
           | 12 INCH  WILD PALMS  HOMELESS  BACKFIRE     |
           | VIRITUAL THEATRE  ETC ETC ETC                  |
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///___     )___,     \)) /________ __/_________ /____/   \\   (___//_______///
_____________ /_____,----\_  __ _  __    \ _/ //     /____\_    /__________ _
\____   \   //      (_    (___///_________\/       _/__-/_______\\        ((/
   /____((\/_____________/                /__________\ \          \_______/
      _ __                                           \_\ ________         
      \)) \        Mt|  _____ _ /\                      _\ ____ /__    hOS!
        \__\___ _    _! _)___ \\\\ \____ _ ___________  /  \\  (___ \_________
_________/ _  ((/___( ) \/   \ \_ \ \_ ((//  _ __   _ \/___ \_  /  \ \_ _    (
)    __     \_/_ __ _  _\     \____\_/   \___//_/_  \ (___/____/    \_///    /
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                          |    THIS IS A PRIVATE SYSTEM. BY ALL MEANS     |
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                                            I DIDN'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO
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                                            UP AS THE OTHERS, SORRY AGAIN.
                                            HOUSE OF STYLE YOU KNOW...

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  Now we will prove that dotties and iff2ascii is :
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  I am going to reveal something very delicate:   :
  How to do your own sexy mortimer t. lookalike   :
  dottie-piece. All by yourself!!!                :
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  step 1: Take your dpaint. Select a fucked up    :
          brush or something. Draw something.     :
          Lets say 'NO'....                       :
          convert it to ascii in your fav         :
          iff-to-ascii converter.                 :
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          Press amiga+R and get going.            :
          You can replace almost any capitol      :        No No No....
          letter with ':'                         :
                                                  :   You dont love me
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          if you arent to bright. Replace all     :
          the small fucked up characters by hand. :
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