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Kleine Hintergrundgeschichte: Durch eine Nachricht auf Orange Juice (siehe Crests Text) gab es viele nette Einträge im OJuice-Oneliner. Damit diese euch nicht vorenthalten werden, habe ich mir mal das Logfile von Oktober und November besorgt.

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Auf meinen Kommentar, der Text "scene is dead" wäre am häufigsten im Oneliner, hat mados mal ein Skript dazu erstellt. Das Ergebnis:

1. Platz: Geburtstagsgrüße mit zirka 20 Einträgen
2. Platz: Knapp geschlagen: "scene is dead" oder "the scene is dead"
3. Platz: "liha peruna sose laatikko" oder "liha peruna sose laatikko kiisseli" (10 mal!)

Was bedeutet wohl Letzteres? Die Antwort bekam ich im IRC:
`<kElta> MadMan: it means mashed potatoes with mashed ham and pork in it, kiisseli is sort of desert soup`
Tja, wer hätte das gedacht...

Aber nun, Best of Oneliner

2001-10-01
12:03 I will kill the whole scene!!! signed: bill gates
15:49 I am bill gates. i kill you all.
17:32 I will kill the ill bill gates (4x "-ill" wow!)

2001-10-01
21:23 Damn, sid-music will rock'n'rule the BCN Party
21:29 Nothing beats a mc307 or 505 (Kript0n/Razor 1911)
23:34 A tb303 do (Beldoroon/Triad)
04:13 MC series and grooveboxes are for wannabe composers
10:14 My sidstation beat easily your mc307
10:29 You evil rzrguy, all your loosy mc307 belongs to me (Beldoroon/Triad)

2001-10-02
18:23 Scene is dead
19:08 What you say
21:35 Your mama is dead
21:38 Your brain is dead

2001-10-03
13:51 Lame news today (as always)
13:58 Lame oneliners today (as always) (Flure/Sprite)

2001-10-03
18:59 I'll give you "too long words" !
19:01 I'll give you a kick in the ass
19:06 Du bist ein doofer pischermann!
19:11 Ya, what he said!

2001-10-03
21:22 Better wait for THE PARTY christmas releases
21:25 Nightmare b4 xmas ;D

2001-10-05
06:05 Happy birthday to me!
07:28 Happy birthday to australia
09:02 Happy birthday to all!
09:18 Happy non-birthday to meee! (Kenët/Mandarine)
09:55 Non-happy day to meee!

2001-10-07
14:55 Warezscene is the only real scene
15:17 What about the quakescene?
15:34 Porno scene
16:02 Booze scene
16:14 Scene-is-dead scene :D (Tomaes/TAP)
16:18 Old skool is the only REAL TALENTED scene. :p
16:24 "your mother" scene

2001-10-08
13:30 The ojuice will make you happy
14:57 The ojuice will make you beautiful
15:04 Orange juice and some corn flakes make a good morning
17:11 All your ojuice are belong to us :) (Tentacle/Creative Minds)

2001-10-09
16:15 Ping!
16:26 Wo ein ping ist, ist auch ein pong (Tomaes/TAP)

2001-10-11
22:16 Sceners should stop using their time complaining. And start doing good stuff! ;) (Imperator)
23:38 22:16 -> there are some, who should start complaining, when they stop producing bad stuff then. ;))

2001-10-12
09:03 Hallihallo hier ist der goldi, ich hab nix vernuenftiges zu sagen...

2001-10-12
18:14 It's pitch black here!
19:08 18:14 try turning the lights on. unless yer in Finland, which is too backward to have electricity...
10:02 Actually my house here in Finland has got electricity... maybe I'm just a lucky sob
14:03 Sorry, making your hamsters spin the wheel to generate kinetic power doesn't count

2001-10-18
10:09 Fed up of comments such as 'scene is dead' or 'oldskool rules'
10:27 That's the truth admit it
10:30 10.27 take your head out of your ass
10:35 <ass>head</ass>

2001-10-18
19:26 Ich bin ein berlina (Stil/Mandarine)
19:36 So so - noch ein Berliner ! :)
19:38 Ich nich
19:57 I are french (Jason Hawk/agonymusic)
20:50 Ich bin zwei öltanks und wenn ihc gross bin werde ich frittenbude oder ein auto!
21:07 I am an atomic germ
21:28 Naja, du bist eine Kurrywurst

2001-10-19
17:08 I hate my gf2 (Stonda/Nano)
17:22 Upgrade to GirlFriend v2.5 it will fix the bugs in gf2
18:31 Tell me when you have girlfriend v3.0

2001-10-20
00:26 Demohorste!
01:23 Coderstuten :)
09:01 Horst Hützel was here

2001-10-21
18:33 Come and buy your demos @ scene 'r us

2001-10-24
11:28 What have manga adds to do with demos ? and in french ??? (Flure/Sprite)
11:49 Flure : Is the oneliner a forum ? if you want information contact us (Yes/Razor 1911)
11:54 11:28: in french because only french speaking people see this ad, and this ad is for *my* company :) (Chandra/Orange Juice)
12:11 The two lines above are the funniest i've ever read on this oneliner :) (Flure/Sprite)

2001-10-24
13:04 What about a "Best of Oneliners" site?!?! (Optimus/Dirty Minds)
13:06 Optimus : great idea ! you'll need some people to archive the best oneliners quotes ...
13:09 Pouet is good cause it keeps the old oneliners and I can getem,.. but this one doesn't... [Optimus]
13:18 Optimus : so you need some people who constantly copy/paste the oneliners :)
13:49 Optimus: i've all the 27000 lines of the oneliner (oldest from oct 1999) ;) (Chandra/Orange Juice)

2001-10-24
15:53 All your base are beelong to pouet
20:30 Someone set us up the bomb!
20:35 The cats vs lamers

2001-10-25
03:37 We will be spreading anthrax at the party :)
10:13 My whole family died from anthrax. may i request a minute of silence, please?
10:19 No deal

2001-10-25
22:10 14year olds piss me off
23:02 17 years even
05:20 You must remmember that once upon a time you all were under 18.. :-)
07:21 Not me, I was always 84, and senile!

2001-10-28
15:31 Writing one-liners is a good method to find out the time.

2001-10-29
17:29 Am i really the only dutch guy around here/
18:06 Am i really the only italian guy around here/ (Purusha/Ogredung)
18:22 I am the only German in Canada around here ;-) (Anonym/Padua)
18:58 Im the only horst around here

2001-10-29
19:25 Naked chicks != demoscene
19:36 But there should be more naked chicks coding demos! (Cer/Digital Underground)
21:51 Personally, I don't really want the naked chicks to _code_...
23:17 21:51: If you don't want them to code then what? They're naked so you can't send them shopping cola! (Thoooms/Elysium)
00:55 I can find another use to naked chicks other than coding.

2001-10-31
21:30 Buck dich
23:41 21:30> you sure mean: bück dich! (Cer/Digital Underground)
14:52 23:41 actually, dif buck dich - bück dich .. who cares

2001-11-01
19:43 Wanted:new ideas in demos!
19:49 Try creating a realtime storm,lightning effects, tornados,rain and clouds on a grassy field
20:28 19:49 - I'd love to see that :) No lenzflares allowed though :p
20:53 How'bout a real nuclear explosion?
21:02 3d liquid effect morphing into various shapes
21:12 Yeah.. *REAL* nuclear explosion
21:22 21:12> isn't there an opensoruce atombomb project at sourceforge? (Cer/Digital Underground)
23:05 19:43> simple: metaballs inside a cube...check the borders!

2001-11-04
14:52 I want dialogos results + releases! now! =)
17:27 Dialogos results (demo): 1. kolor 2. fr 3. hjb there have been 16(!) demos in the compo (Tomaes/TAP)
18:34 Back from dialogos - great time there (Flip/Centric)
21:54 Dhg rult dialogos
22:27 Dia01 stuff @ w w w.dialogos.de /dialogos2001 (piece it together :) (Phoenix/Hornet)
22:28 Um sorry, replace above link's site with w w w.wildmag.de (Phoenix/Hornet)
19:52 Dialogos 2001 was very nice, thanx to organizers! (Crest)

2001-11-05
08:18 A moment of silence for White Shadow

2001-11-05
12:29 How can we join Future Crew. The whole scene is already in Haujobb... :/

2001-11-07
00:02 All your scene is belonging to GUS

2001-11-07
05:23 I love you all
08:39 We love you too
08:41 Ueeeeeeeeeee

2001-11-07
08:51 Hi m8s, where to find good intro source code?
09:15 Where can I find info on how to rip demos and call them my own?

2001-11-07
15:25 The scene is an orange

2001-11-09
16:22 Wer l337 ist macht pippi in bett! (Cer/Digital Underground)

2001-11-09
21:07 Gee, razzia at danish lan party! all attenders must pay for copying warez! (Cer/Digital Underground)
22:42 ørts belong to me
09:57 All your babes are belong to me (-Zez-/The Dark CodeX)
10:59 You'll never get my babes!
12:50 I own you all!
13:28 10:59> it's hard to get something that does not exist :) (Cer/Digital Underground)
18:06 Mainscreen turn on

2001-11-11
19:49 I'm not fat !! I'm heavy boned ...
20:51 19:49>want some cheesy poofs? (Cer/Digital Underground)

2001-11-11
22:52 Mummy! the hippos are eating the elephats again!

2001-11-11
23:13 I want to write something intelligent. (Warp/bypass)

2001-11-12
19:33 I'm not german...
20:52 19:33> and i'll try not to use the oneliner as a substitute for #coders.ger :) (Cer/Digital Underground)

2001-11-13
14:18 All your robots are belong to us

2001-11-13
15:10 Mother,mother , they're flaming me ...

2001-11-13
16:57 All your lens flares are belonging to lamers
17:24 Where are all the cool shadebobs !??

2001-11-14
12:52 I am a heini

2001-11-15
21:20 Ich glaub ihr wollt das gar net wissen aber ich hab mir grad nen wolf geschissen

2001-11-16
17:35 Yeah get out and do something..
17:50 Having sex with a demoo? (Raedotted)
20:04 I'm feeling a little demoosexual today
20:09 20:04>i bet it's illegal in texas! (Cer/Digital Underground)

2001-11-18
00:45 All your comercial scene are belong to biglame partys

2001-11-18
15:17 Reading ojuice does mean your in a dead scene
17:14 Writing in ojuice onliner means you are in a dead scene (Aevoc/Orange Juice)

2001-11-19
16:32 'pure sound' is an excuse to release crap (Sagacity/threestate)
16:43 Pure chocola (Ile/Aardbei)
16:46 That's what i release on the toilet (Sagacity/threestate)
17:18 If your toilet duty sounds like this i feel sorry for you.. must be hard life. (Warp/bypass)

2001-11-21
20:36 iiiiiih, i said iiiiiih,. iiiiiiiiiiiih

Und der krönende Abschluß

2001-10-16
21:50 TP2k1 will kick! Join THE BUS.de!
22:59 We can all be farb-rausch
18:45 Check TheBus.de and show your SCENE spirit!

Da das nicht geholfen hatte, folgte der Artikel und damit ...

2001-11-20
14:26 Thebus.de for the BEST trip to TP 2k1 ! ;-) (Weasel/Padua)
15:33 Weasel loves fr (Ile/Aardbei)
15:57 Wow, weasel is easily excited (Sagacity/threestate)
15:58 Weasel, get your tongue out of fr's arses (Gday/Aardbei)
16:02 Legendary weasel... eh...
16:10 Whose the greatest mudskipper of them all?
16:24 Haha! ;-) I've no reason for ass-kissing!
16:30 Legendary? Yep, since 1984 !
16:59 Everyone should go to the party without releases and computers and just trash the place
18:21 Yes, go to TP! support 'gamerz' and crappy organizing! waste your money because FR does too! ;) (Scamp/Vacuum)
19:36 You will all be busted at tp because of the warez dudez there + gamers
20:00 Boah scamp, halt endlich mal dein maul, wir wissens langsam :) (Kb/farb-rausch)
20:23 In the same bus as Farbrausch .... uhhh
21:35 Kb: fresse, oder ich fahr mit the bus und bete dich die ganze zeit an ;) (Scamp/Vacuum)
21:51 Scamp: ich fahr mittem auto! bätsch! :)
02:38 Legendary farbrausch? seems that you are very fast legendary nowadays :-> (Crest)
03:33 Farbruash are legendairy for their smell after a few days at a demoparty ;)
04:23 "Legendary" (Desynx/Razor 1911)
08:17 Is farbrasih legendary? Equinox is legendary. Farbraush is newbeis compared to them (Dubmood/Fyllecell)
09:52 Nonsense - everyone knows we're legendary for the color of our teeth! (Ryg/farb-rausch)
10:47 What is so special about FarBrausch anyway, I hate foolish 3d-scenes
12:09 Farbrausch? never heard of 'em...
12:36 All youR "legendairy" are belong to "farbrasih" (Cer/Digital Underground)
15:12 yeah- with farbrausch to tp; i am a real groupie !
15:17 farbrausch? ah, no design and boring 3d stuff .. now i remember..
15:27 3d owns 2d

MadMan/TAP
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