Stupid people shouldn't breathe
A 486 that runs at 10 Mhz?  Sorry, I hadn't noticed you had Windows.
Boost your system's speed by 200% - DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.*
Buy Stacker?  Why not just delete Windows?
Ever notice how fast Windows runs?  Neither did I...
If Windows is user-friendly, why do you need to read a 678-page manual?
It compiled?  The first screen came up?  Ship it! -- Bill Gates
Know what I like about Windows?  Not a damned thing.
Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house.
OS/2: The sane way to jump out of windows.
Oxymoron: Fast Windows
Oxymoron: Requires Microsoft Windows.
Oxymoron: Runs Under Windows.
Oxymoron: Windows Accelerator.
Oxymoron: Windows Expert!
Oxymoron: Windows Productivity.
Oxymoron: Windows-Capable.
Pick Two: 1. Cheap  2. Fast  3. Bug Free  4. Windows (Counts As 2)
Redundant book title: Windows For Dummies.
HEIL DINK!!!
Sad fact about Windows bashing is it's all true.
Speed is killing us.  Use Microsoft Windows.
Stupidity is NOT a handicap. You'll have to park elsewhere.
Windows without dos is only Winw.
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Windows: If I'd *wanted* a Mac, I would have *bought* one!
Windows: Just say NO!!!
Windows: Next best thing to sand in your hard disk.
Windows: Ultimate memory manager.  It manages to use it all.
Wndows is jst finefor bacgrond telcomncations.
