


READ: the vandals handbook vol. i



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                             BY: CAPT. CHAOS                                
                                                                            
/'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'>>>>>> C02 CARTRIDGE BOMBS <<<<<<

     YOU WILL HAVE TO USE UP THE NEW CARTRIDGE BY EITHER SHOOTING IT IN A C02 
B-B GUN OR USE IT IN A C02 CAR OR WHAT EVER ELSE YOU MIGHT FIGURE OUT TO DO 
WITH IT.  WITH A NAIL, FORCE THE HOLE BIGGER SO AS TO ALLOW THE POWDER AND 
WICK TO FIT IN EASILY.  FILL THE CARTRIDGE WITH BLACK POWDER AND PACK IT IN 
THERE REAL GOOD BY TAPPING THE BOTTOM OF THE CARTRIDGE ON A HARD SURFACE.  
INSERT A FUSE (I RECOMMEND GOOD WATER PROOF CANNON FUSE, BUT I'VE USED FIRE-
CRACKER FUSES.)  LIGHT IT AND RUN!!!  IT DOES WONDERS FOR A ROW OF MAIL BOXES.
BE CAREFUL HOWEVER, THIS LITTLE BEAUTY THROWS SHRAPNEL AND CAN BE QUITE A 
HAZARD.

>>>>>>THERMITE BOMBS<<<<<<

     THE FIRST STEP IN THE CONSTRUCTION OF A THERMITE BOMB IS TO GET SOME 
IRON-OXIDE (RUST). HERE IS A GOOD WAY TO MAKE SARGE QUANTITIESIN A SHORT
TIME:   FIRST YOU WILL NEED A DC CONVERTER WHICH CAN BE FOUND ON A RACE TRACK 
OR TRAIN TRACK.  CUT THE CONNECTOR OFF, SEPERATE THE TWO WIRES, AND STRIP THEM
BOTH.  YOU WILL SECONDLY NEED A JAR OF WATER WHICH HAS BEEN DILUTED WITH SALT 
TO MAKE THE WATER A CONDUCTOR (USE ABOUT A TABELSPOON.)  THEN INSERT BOTH 
WIRES INTO THE SOLUTION AND DETERMINE WHICH BUBBLES THE MOST.  YOU THEN NEED 
TO TIE A COMMON IRON NAIL TO THE ONE THAT BUBBLES THE MOST (THE POSITIVE WIRE)
, IF YOU DONT YOU WILL GET THE OPPOSITE OF RUST...RUST ACID!  PUT THE NAIL 
TIED TO THE POSITIVE WIRE AND THE NEGATIVE WIRE IN THE JAR ON OPPOSITE SIDES 
UNTILL THEY ARE BOTH COMPLETELY SUBMERGED.  LET THAT SET OVER NIGHT AND THEN
REMOVE THE (CRUSTY) STUFF OFF THE NAIL AND REMOVE THE WIRES.  LET THIS SET 
UNTILL A SUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF THE CRUST IS AT THE BOTTOM.  REMOVE THE EXCESS 
WATER AND POUR THE CRUSTY SOLUTION IN A COOKIE SHEET AND LET IT DRY OUT IN THE
SUN FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS, OR OVER NIGHT.  IT SHOULD BE A ORANGE-BROWN COLOR,
THOUGH I'VE HAD IT MANY DIFFEREN'T COLORS.  CRUSH THE RUST IN TO A FINE POWDER
AND HEAT IT IN A CAST IRON POT UNTILL ITS READ (IM NOT SURE WHAT THAT DOES.) 
      NOW MIX THE IRON-OXIDE WITH PURE ALUMINUM FILINGS WITCH CAN BE BOUGHT OR
FILED DOWN BY HAND FROM AN ALUMINUM TUBE OF BAR.  THE RATIO SHOULD BE 8 GRAMS 
OF RUST PER 3 GRAMS OF ALUMINUM.  THATS THERMITE!!!
     NOW, TO LIGHT IT YOU MUST GET SOME MAGNESIUM WHICH IS SORTA HARD TO GET
FOR ME CAUSE MY HARDWARE STORE DONT HAVE IT.  I FINALLY FOUND THAT I COULD GET
A PERFECT PIECE OF MAGNESIUM RIBON FROM THE CHEMISTRY LAB!  THIS RIBBON IS THE
FUSE OF THE BOMB.  IT TAKES THE HEAT FROM THE BURNING MAGNESIUM TO LIGHT THE 
THERMITE...BUT TO LIGHT THE MAGNESIUM YOU NEED A BLOW TORCH, (DONT WORRY, THE 
BLOW TORCH IS NOT HOT ENOUGH TO LIGHT THE THERMITE).  WELL KEEP YOUR THERMITE 
IN A BAG AND THEN WHEN YOU SEE AN INOCENT CAR...POUR A SMALL AMOUNT OF 
THERMITE ON THE HOOD, STICK A LENGTH OF MAGNESIUM IN IT AND THEN LIGHT THE 
MAGNESIUM WITH THE BLOW TORCH AND WATCHIT BURN RIGHT THROUGH THE HOOD, THE 
BLOCK, THE AXEL, AND SPARK AND FLARE ON THE PAVEMENT.  BE CAREFUL...THE IDEAL
MIXTURES CAN VAPORIZE CARBONIZED STEEL (WHICH IS DAMN HOT!) HAVE FUN!

>>>>>>TOUCH EXPLOSIVE<<<<<<

     THIS IS SORT OF A MILD EXPLOSIVE, BUT CAN BE DANGEROUS IN LARGE QUANTIES.
TO MAKE TOUCH EXPLOSIVE (SUCH AS THAT FOUND IN A SNAP AND POP, BUT MORE 
POTENT) MIX IODINE CRYSTALS INTO AMONIA UNTIL THE IODINE CRYSTALS WILL NOT 
DISOLVE INTO THE AMONIA ANY MORE.  LET IT SET UNTIL YOU GET A WHITE 
PERCIPITATE AT THE BOTTOM...POUR OFF THE EXCESS AMONIA AND DRY OUT THE 
CRYSTALS THE SAME WAY AS THE THERMITE.  BE CAREFULL NOW CAUSE THESE DRIED
CRYSTALS ARE YOUR TOUCH EXPLOSIVES!  I HAVEN'T FOUND A GOOD USE FOR IT YET,
BUT ITS FUN TO THROW AT PEOPLE OR LEAVE IT IN THEIR CHAIRS AT SCHOOL...IT 
CAN GET PAINFUL IF APPLIED PROPERLY!


>>>>>>LETTER BOMBS<<<<<<

     YOU WILL FIRST HAVE TO MAKE A MILD VERSION OF THERMITE AS MENTIONED
ABOVE, HOWEVER YOU WILL USE JUST PLAIN IRON FILINGS INSTEAD OF RUST.  MIX THE 
IRON FILING WITH THE ALUMINIUM FILINGS IN A RATIO OF 75% ALUMINUM WITH 25% 
IRON.  THIS MIXTURE WILL BURN VIOLENTLY IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE (SUCH AS AN 
ENVELOPE,) WHICH BRINGS US TO THE NEXT INGREDIENT.  GO TO THE POST OFFICE OR 
BUSINESS SUPPLY STORE AND BUT AN INSULATED (PADDED) ENVELOPE.  THE TYPE THAT 
IS DOUBLE LAYERED.  SEPERATE THE LAYERS AND PLACE THE MILD THERMITE IN THE 
MAIN SECTION, WHERE THE LETTER WOULD GO.  THEN PLACE MAGNESIUM POWDER IN THE 
OUTTER LAYER. THERES YOUR BOMB...NOW TO LIGHT IT!
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(THERMITE DOES WONDERS ON HUMAN FLESH!!)


>>>>>>PAINT BOMBS<<<<<<

     TO MAKE A PAINT BOMB YOU SIMPLY NEED A METAL CAN WITH A FASTENABLE LID,
A NICE BRIGHT COLOR PAINT, AND A QUANTITY OF DRY ICE.  PLACE THE PAINT IN THE
CAN AND THEN DROP THE DRY ICE IN.  QUICKLY PLACE THE LID ON TIGHTLY AND THEN 
RUN.  WITH SOME TESTING YOU CAN GET IT DOWN SO YOU HAVE A TIMER THAT WORKS ON
HOW MUCH ICE YOU HAVE COMPARED WITH HOW MUCH PAINT YOU HAVE.  IF YOU'RE REALLY
PISSED AT SOMEONE, YOU COULD PLACE IT ON THEIR DOORSTEP, NOCK ON THE DOOR, AND
THEN RUN!!!   ENOUGH BOMBS....LETS WORK ON CARS.

>>>>>>WAYS TO SEND A CAR TO HELL<<<<<<

     THERE ARE A THOUSAND AND ONE WAYS TO DESTROY A CAR BUT I WILL ONLY COVER
THOSE WHICH ARE MOST FUN AND HARDEST TO FIND OUT ABOUT.
     PLACE THERMITE ON THE  HOOD AS MENTIONED ABOVE, PLACE BURNING MAGNESIUM 
ON THE HOOD, TAPE A Co2 BOMB TO THE (AXEL, HOOD, WHEEL, MUFFLER, ALL), PUT 
A TAMPON, DIRT, SUGAR, A PING PONG BALL, JUST ABOUT ANYTHING) IN THE GAS TANK.
PUT (POTATOES, BANANAS, ROCKS, OR ANYTHING THAT WILL FIT) IN THE EXAUST PIPE.
PUT A LONG RAG IN THE GAS TANK AND CATCH IT ON FIRE (RUN REAL FAR). MAKE A 
JIMMEY AND PICK THE LOCK AND THEN STEAL THE STEREO....ILL TRY TO DRAW A 
PICTURE...CUT ONE OF THOSE THIN METAL RULERS IN THE PATTERN GIVEN BELOW:

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THE IMPORTANT PART ARE THE NOTCHES ON THE SIDES WHICH ARE USED TO PULL UP ^ ON
THE CABLE WHICH PULLS UP THE LOCK!  GET STEREOS, EQUILIZERS, RADAR DETECTORS,
CAR GUNS, AND THEN DESTROY THE INSIDE ( A KNIFE IS HANDY FOR THE SEATS.) 


>>>>>>HATE SCHOOL???<<<<<<

  ONE OF MY FAVORITES FOR GETTING OUT OF A CLASS OR TWO IS TO CALL IN A BOMB 
THREAT...TELL THEM ITS IN A LOCKER, THEN THEY HAVE TO CHECK THEM ALL AND THAT
TAKES AND HOUR AT OUR SCHOOL...I'VE EVEN PLACE A FAKE BOMB IN A LOCKER (NOT
MINE), CALLED IT IN, AND THEY CALLED OFF SCHOOL FOR THE WHOLE WEEK!! (LITTLE
DID I KNOW THAT WE HAD TO MAKE IT UP DURING THE SUMMER).  OR YOU COULD GET 
SOME PURE POTASSIUM OR PURE SODIUM, PUT IN A CAPSULE AND FLUSH IT DOWN A 
TOILET.....FLOpdQtS[3pUAU@xggm       lyfal        e
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CAR, ON A DOOR NOB, OR ON A SCHOOL COMPUTER.  USE A SMOKE GRENADE IN THE
CAFETERIA, HALLS, OR BATHROOMS.  STEAL KEYS OFF THE SCHOOL COMPUTERS, STEAL
THE 80COL CARDS INSIDE, OR ANY OF THE CARDS!  PUT A LARGE MAGNET ON THE 
MONITORS.  MAKE FRIENDS WITH STUDENT ASSISTANTS IN THE COUNCELING OFFICE
AND HAVE THEM CHANGE YOUR GRADE WHEN TEACHERS HAND IN THEIR BUBBLE SHEETS
FOR THE REPORT CARDS.  SPIT YOUR GUM OUT ON THE CARPETED FLOOR AT SCHOOL, AND
WATCH THE JANITORS CRY.  DRAW ON LOCKERS OR WRITE ON THE BUILDING THAT THE 
PRINCIPAL IS A FACIST...OURS OFFERED A 1000.00 REWARD AFTER I DID THAT!!  I
WANTED TO TURN MYSELF IN!!  USE YOUR IMAGINATION!


>>>>>>PHONE RELATED VANDALISM<<<<<<

     IF YOU LIVE WHERE THERE ARE UNDERGROUND LINES THEN YOU WILL BE ABLE TO
RUIN SOMEONES PHONE LIFE VERY EASILY.  ALL YOU MUST DO IS GO TO THEIR HOUSE 
AND FIND THE GREEN JUNCTION BOX THAT INTERFACES THEIR LINE (AND POSSIBLY 
SOME OTHERS IN THE NEIGHBOR HOOD) WITH THE MAJOR LINES.  THESE CAN BE FOUND
JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE BUT THEY ARE USUALLY UNDERNEATH THE NEAREST PHONE POLE.
TAKE A SOCET WRENCH AND LOSEN THE NUT ON THE RIGHT.  THEN JUST TAKE CLIPPERS 
OR A SLEDGE HAMMER OR A BOMB AND DESTROY THE INSIDES AND PULL UP THEIR PHONE
CABLE....CUT IT INTO SEGMENTS SO IT CANT BE FIXED BU MUST BE REPLACED...THERES
A WEEK OF WORK!!!  OR YOU CAN DO MY FAVORITE, CALL THEM WITH A DIRECTORY 
DIALER FOR ABOUT A WEEK...THEY WONT GET ANOTHER CALL BESIDES YOURS FOR THAT 
ENTIRE WEEK!  HOW A BOUT CALLING THE PHONE COMPANY AND HAVIG IT DISCONECCTED
FOR A WHILE, OR HAVE THEIR MAIL HELD FOR A MONTH OR TWO (SAY YOUR GOING ON
VACATION AND GIVE THEM THEIR ADDRESS.)


>>>>>>MISC.<<<<<<

     HOW ABOUT GOING INTO TARGET AND SETTING THE ALARMS ON THE RADIOS AND 
THEN CRANK THE VOLUME....FIVE MINUTES LATER...WHILE YOU FAR FAR AWAY IN 
ANOTHER PART OF THE STORE....YOU HEAR RADIOS CRANKED GOING OFF AND PEOPLE 
FRANTICALLY TRYING TO TURN IT OFF....DO SOME PRICE SWITCHING, FOR YOURSELF
OR TO GET SOMEONE ELSE IN TROUBLE.   BE CREATIVE...THERES ALWAYS A WAY TO BE 
OBNOXIOUS AND ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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     I WOULD LIKE TO CLOSE BY SAYING THAT CAPT. WUSS SHOULD BE BLACK BOOKED 
FOR LYING AND GENERALLY MAKING AN ASSHOLE OF HIMSELF......


  -CAPT. CHAOS

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