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 %     FISHING WITH DEPTH CHARGES    %
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 %   Written by The Blue Buccaneer   %
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 %      Dedicated to Shadowspawn     %
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    This file will merely explain how
you can go fishing quickly, catch a
hell of a lot of fish in a short time
and with minimal effort, and <of
course> by use of an explosive device!
<No fun otherwise, right!?>  
 
    Normally when you go fishing with
an explosive device <normally!?>, you
would simply chuck a cluster of M-80s
or a fourth of a stick of dynamite
into the water and watch the fish come
floating up.  Then you would scoop
them off the top of the water and make
haste in your exit before someone
comes to see what the hell that boom
was.
 
    My depth charges work in the same
way, except these are easier to make,
get, and use.  You will need the
following list of materials:
 
  [1] Jar  <or can>  <with lid>
  [2] A little Sodium
  [3] A nail
  [4] A bunch of cotton balls
 
First - clean out the jar <or can>.
       Make sure there is NO moisture
       left in it.
 
Second - place the Sodium in the
         bottom of the jar <or can>.
 
Third - pack the rest of the jar <or
        can> with the cotton balls.
        The amount of cotton balls
        between the opening and the
        Sodium will determine the
        length of time before the
        boom.
 
Fourth - if you're using a jar, punch
         a few holes <with the nail>
         in the lid.  Not a lot, just
         a few.  (The more holes, the
         faster it goes boom).  If
         you're using a can, just keep
         it as it is.  The opening
         shouldn't be that big.
 
Fifth - Wrap in an air-tight plastic
        bag until you're ready to use
        it.
 
Sixth - Toss it into the water where
        you wish to depth charge for
        fish <or whatever.  It will
        throw up about everything.> 
        Make sure the water is deep
        enough, because if it ain't
        you will get hurt <<BAD>>.
 
Seventh - Collect whatever floats
          (putting it mildly) to the
          surface..
<< After the explosion, you idiot!! >>
 
If it should fail to go off DO NOT
stick around... Leave it!
 
Eigth - leave the area.  Fishing in
        this mannor happens to be
        illegal.
 
[: NOTE :]  These should NEVER be used
in swimming pools or areas with
people.
 
 
     Happy Fishing... <Or Hunting>
 
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