**************************      *Uses for the word "FUCK"*
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  Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English  
language today is the word "Fuck." It is one magical word which, just by its 
sound, can describe pain, pleasure hate, and love.  Fuck is derived from the 
German word "Fricken" which means "whoopee."
 
  In language "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.  It can be used as  
a verb -- both transitive, John fucked Mary and intransitive, Mary was fucked by 
John.  It can be an active verb, John really gives a fuck or a passive verb, 
Mary really doesn't give a fuck. Use it as an adverb, Mary is fucking interested 
in John.  A noun, Mary is a fine fuck or an adjective, Mary is fucking 
beautiful. How many words are as versatile as fuck?
 
   Besides its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many 
situations:
 
Fraud       - I got fucked by the insurance agent.
Dismay      - Oh, fuck...
Trouble     - I guess I am fucked now.
Aggression  - Fuck you!
Passion     - Let's fuck.
Confusion   - What the fuck?
Difficulty  - I can't understand this fucking business.
Despair     - The Vax fucked me again
Philosophy  - Who gives a flying fuck?
Incompetence- He's a fuck up.
Laziness    - He's a fuck off.
Displeasure - What the fuck's going on?
Rebellion   - Aw, fuck it.
It can be used anatomically - He's really a fucking asshole.
It can be used to tell time - It's five fucking thirty.
It can be used in business - How did I get this fucking job?
It can be a prediction - Oh well, I'll be fucked.
It can be maternal - He's a mother fucker.
It can be incestuous - I'll be a mother fucker.
It can be nautical - Fuck the admiral!
It can be political - Fuck the president!
It can be used to enhance another word's meaning - Fan-fucking tastic!
It can open the door to wonderful relationships - Let's fuck.
 
  How can anyone be offended when you say "fuck"? Use it in your daily speech, 
it adds prestige.  Today tell someone "FUCK You!"