Article 112 of eunet.jokes: Path: si.hhs.nl!hp4nl!sun4nl!mcsun!fuug!sics.se!ifi.uio.no!terjeve From: terjeve@ifi.uio.no (Terje Vernly) Newsgroups: eunet.jokes Subject: Baby-Jokes Message-ID: Date: 1 Jan 92 22:41:39 GMT Sender: terjeve@ifi.uio.no (Terje Vernly) Organization: Dept. of Informatics, University of Oslo, Norway Lines: 78 Nntp-Posting-Host: kolsaas.ifi.uio.no Originator: terjeve@kolsaas.ifi.uio.no Thanks to SUTTON@tnclus.tele.nokia.fi andre@uel.co.uk d87-jse@nada.kth.se For sending me lots of good baby-jokes! Here is a collection of the best I have received: Q: What's more disgusting than a baby in a bucket? A: One baby in three buckets! Q: What's white and turns red by the touch of a button? A: A baby in a food-blender. Q: What's the difference between a white and a black baby? A: Two minutes in the microwave. Q: What is red and white and bumps into walls? A: A baby with forks in its eyes. Q: What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ripping it off. Q: What is the difference between a pram-load of babies and a pram-load of marbles? A: You can't unload the marbles with a pitchfork. Q: What is more fun than swinging a baby around your head at 120km/h? A: Reversing it's direction with a cricket bat! Q: Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first? A: So that you can watch it's expression. Q: What is two foot high and cannot turn around in a passageway? A: A baby with a javelin through it's head. Q: What's red and screams? A: A peeled baby dipped in brine. Q: What's more disgusting than a pile of one thousand dead babies? A: One live baby at the bottom trying to eat its way out. Q: What's blue and crawls slower and slower? A: A baby in a plastic bag. Q: What's red and hangs from the ceiling? A: A baby on a meathook. Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby. Q: What's more fun than a pile of dead babies? A: Putting them in the garbage truck with a pitch fork Q: How can you get one thousand babies in a Volkswagen? A: Use a meat-grinder. Q: What's brown and scratching the window? A: A baby in the oven. Q: Whats pink and spits? A: A baby in a frying pan. Q: What's brown, blistered, and bangs on the window? A: Baby in a microwave oven. And finally, the most disgusting one (my own) : Q: What's red and sticky and climbs up a girl's leg? A: A homesick abortion. -- ------------ Terje Vernly Internet : terjeve@ifi.uio.no -----------------------------