HARRASSMENT I
 
 
    Ever run across one of those people who really PISSES you OFF!? Well, here are a few ways to get back at those pisser offers!!!!
 
 
 
 
     One good way to get back at someone is to give them a bad reputation in their neighborhood. This is done by sending them a Playgirl or Playboy magazine. If Your enemy is a girl, send a Playboy type magazine and if your enemy is a boy, send a Playgirl type magazine. What you do is go to a news stand, but the correct magazine for the correct enemy. Fill out the subscription card in the magazine with your enemies name on it and his next door neighbors address and send the card in. When his/her neighbor gets the magazine, it will make him/her look like a fag/les. Usually, you can do better then playboy. Cheri, Chic, Penthouse... etc. one of those REAL VIVID and DISGUSTING ones has a better effect. Sure, someone might read Playboy for the articles, but NO ONE reads Cheri for that!! Soon, the entire block will think your enemy isnot quite right!!
 
      Another interesting thing to do is to send a bunch of flowers to your enemies father or mother. Send a REAL JUICY note along with the flowers. Somthing like "You were great last time we met!", or "Leave your family and come live with me!", or something like that. Use your imagination. Make sure to sign "Love, (A girls name)" if you are sending it to your enemies dad, or "Love, (A guys name)" if you are sending it to your enemies mother. That should cause some real problems in the old homestead.
 
     Of course, there are little things you can do to irk your enemy. Ordering pizzazs and taxi cabs to their house are always good. Or send servicemen to their house, like the phone man ($60.00/hr) or the airconditioning service, or something along those lines.
 
      Something really not nice to do is to order a load of manure to your enemies house. Call a garden supply company or a landscaper, and tell them you want a load of manure delivered. Give them your enemied address and tell them that you work during the day, and to just drop it on the front lawn, since that is where you are going to use it anyway.  This idea costs a bit more, but the results are well worth it. Imagine how your enemy will feel when he/she comes home and finds 300 pounds or so of manure laying there in their lawn, smelling up the whole block. Good smell  eh??!!