ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ThE HaX0R bRoThErS NeWzLetTeR ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ----------------------------- ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล By ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล Hax0rWang & |=|4x0r ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล IsSuE #6 ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ------------------------------->pH33r Us<----------------------------------- SiTe Of tHe MoNtH-->http://www.pamsex.com<--HtNoM eHt fO eTiS FuX0rZ!@##@ JeAH dA HaX0r Br0TheRZ bE BaCK iN FuLL EfFeCtZoRZ AfTeR noT wRiTiNG ShiT fOr AwHiLE!@# ShiZniTcH i PiSSeD MySeLf... pIsS FoR aLL!@# QuiCK EvErYOnE piSS oN ThEmSeLvEZ!$@# AnYwaYz ThiZ iSSuE iS SPeCiAL fOr aLL j00 LaMuR FaGGoTz OuT ThErE. DeAtH t00 mTv!@#$ CoNtEnTs: uS HaXoRs In MiRc.........................................................1 phAn MaIl.................................................................2 Er33t SuRvEY ReSuLtZ......................................................3 HoW To PhReAk FaGz aWaY...................................................4 haxor.c...................................................................5 InTeRVi3W wiTh AciDaNGeL..................................................6 so1o SpEakZ@!@!#!@........................................................7 50 wAyZ T00 kEeL hAnSOn!@#................................................8 WaR wiTH mTv..............................................................9 iRC wAr!@#...............................................................10 CoRoLyN iZ a SLuT........................................................11 gReEtZ aNd ShOuToUtZ.....................................................12 ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล uS HaXoRs In MiRc ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล #Windows95 <|-|4x0r> aWwWw JEaH bOoOOY@!#~` i just got a new mother board and processor i set everything up but my fucking mouse wont work ....what could be the problem <|-|4x0r> WhUtZ uP mAh FuNkAy BrOtHaZ?!@ it worked befor egk: no.. I got on i set up all the ribbon cable exactly to my old system <|-|4x0r> DeVaNtE yOR lAyMe@!#~@~!@ Ariela: I can get on but can't post to it :) <|-|4x0r> IM hAx0rInG j0r CoMpUtEr RiGhT n0w!@#!~#@~ umm dont call me lame <|-|4x0r> h0 h0 h0h0 h0 ahf0has0hdf0ah0 <|-|4x0r> LAYME@!#@~#~! === (join\#windows95) GA_Thrawn[At@ntsvr7-46.idirect.com] @[05:17:30pm] haha <|-|4x0r> LAYMER!@#@#@! yeah shure lamah i fucking rule you <|-|4x0r> j0r LaYmE bItCH!@#~ your lucky bitch haha *sigh* === (mode\#windows95) Ariela`[just_us@dialup437.serv.net] sets mode (+b *!*haxor@*.l33t.net) === (kick\#windows95) Pavlov[pavlov@wackyass.pavlov.net] kicked YOU off #windows95 [Pavlov] #SIN Log Opened: Fri Aug 22 17:19:04 1997 <|-|4x0r> 0wn3d!@#~ <|-|4x0r> wh0 LaUgHz LaSt?!@# <|-|4x0r> c0d3z3r0 NiNj4 s7r1k3 f0rC3 iN 3ff3c7!@# <|-|4x0r> I f33l D33 ph33r!@#~ <|-|4x0r> sIn = 0wn3d!@#~ <|-|4x0r> c0d3z3r0 NiNj4 s7r1k3 f0rC3 iN 3ff3c7!@# ::: ((AutoKick)) No valid autokicks set for #SIN... <|-|4x0r> JeAh BiZnItCheZ!#~!@ ::: ((Part)) Leaving channel: #SIN Log Closed: Fri Aug 22 17:20:28 1997 ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล pHaN MaiL ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล To: wang@sinnerz.com From: root@31337.com Subject: lamurhz Di3 hahahahahah BitChEz Dis is G0d th3 m4ine Hax04... EYE willz Bl3ess j00 wit muh sp33ch. H343 iz what daze dinks about j00 HEHEHEH WHY DNOT YU GOE PISS ON YER MOMUHZPASTE CLITNUGGSAQ FUXBUDGET EYE GNEED SOME SUGARS SO EYE CAN RHUN UP AND DEWON THE HALLWAYZ WIF MUH BOOKZBAGZ WIF MUH KUNDUCKTORR LEST3N NIGGER00X IZELL SQU33Z3 MEYE LAMEASSPUSSBLYSTERXHEMPR0IDZ ALLZ UP INJORE AZZ IF J00 ST3PZ T0 M3 har har har har har Root OuR RePLY: d00d j00r NoT ErEEt j00 uSe aLL CaPZ NoT aLTeRnAtiNG sHIZniTcH. iM HaXoRiNG j00 RiGHt nOw B0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o00o0oy!#@#@ To: wang@sinnerz.com From: ntech@ctive.com Subject: < click here to enter the subject > You're kewler than |=|ax0r!@!@!@ OuR RepLY: iTz |-|4x0r jEw StUpiD CuNt DrIP!@#$ HeX EdIT DeEz NuTz@! To: haxor@sinnerz.com From: brandy@tubetop.com Subject: Re: j00 GoT biG tItZ bAYbE!@# No I am sorry. I do perform for partys big or small but I do not interact with anyone. This includes oral sex. I just dance naked. oUr rEplY: CaN I sPanK j00 WhiLE Hax0rWang HeX EdiTz j00r TiTz t00 SiZe 66HHH? To: wang@sinnerz.com From: Haxorchick@aol.com (<-----CaRoLyN MeINaL) Subject: Re: DamN hEr I SaY!@# I get a real kick out of your haxor brothers stuff. Please, pretty please, would you be willing to give me a phone # so I could interview you guys for my dread haxor book that has all the dc-stuff kewl d00dz in a sweat? Yes, I saw your Web page. OuR RePlY: j00 CaN hAVe OuR AdDReSSeS aND CoMe BLoW uS aND LEaRN WhaT HAx0r Br0THeRz Ar3 aLL aBOuT aS w3 nuT oN j00r FaCe!@# To: haxor@sinnerz.com From: bbuster@succeed.net Subject: Just put this in your news letter! I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW MODIFY IS A LAME FAKE!!!!!!! Thanks you. - Bronc Buster OuR rEplY: h0h0h0 buStA NuT bROnC bUStA... jEW 0wN uS!@#!$@! ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล Er33t SuRvEY ReSuLtZ ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล oK s0 wE aSKeD thE QueStiOn iN oUR LasT iSSuE.. aRe j00 ErrEt... w3LL wE G0t ToNz oF maIL aBOuT thIS... STUpiD lAmeRz... wE aRe GOnnA poSt A fEw.. AnD thEN THe WiNneR... From: "Nick Hinson" To: Subject: Survey Date: Fri, 1 Aug 1997 08:06:24 -0500 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal 1. WhEn j00 Hax0r d0 j00 UsE - A. MiCrOsoFt UnIX 2. WhIcH iZ ThE BeSt b0x? - A. bl00 BoX 3. WhO mAdE lInUx? - A. |-|4x0r 4. WhAtZ CERT stAnD f0r? - c. ComPuTeR EmeRgEnCY ReDbOX TeAM 5. WhO iZ tHe LaMeSt - A. Emmanuel Goldstein oK oK oK... n0w ThiZ sHiT Who iZ cOOlEr: 1. Hax0rWaNg (j00 BeSt PiCk mE bITcH cUZ iM WrITeInG thiZ) My NaMe ShOuLd Be In YoUr StOrY bEcAuSe I wRiTe In ALtErNaTiNg CaPz, WhIcH mEaNs I aM K-Rad, AnD iF yOo DoN't PuT mE iN i WiLL blOO BoX yOuR aSS bEoTcH!!! NaM3 - NiCk HiNsOn ------- X-Originating-IP: [199.108.43.159] From: "Orion ." To: wang@sinnerz.com Subject: ArE JeW eReEt? Date: Thu, 26 Jun 1997 11:23:03 PDT 1. WhEn j00 Hax0r d0 j00 UsE - A. MiCrOsoFt UnIX 2. WhIcH iZ ThE BeSt b0x? - A. bl00 BoX 3. WhO mAdE lInUx? - A. |-|4x0r 4. WhAtZ CERT stAnD f0r? - d. CERT.. ThE k k00l CaNdIe MeNt BreAtH ThinGyZ 5. WhO iZ tHe LaMeSt - A. Emmanuel Goldstein Who iZ cOOlEr: 1. Hax0rWaNg (j00 BeSt PiCk mE bITcH cUZ iM WrITeInG thiZ) 2. |-|4x0r (STiLL aN 31337 DeWd) cUmMeNtS: b0aTh oF jAh! aRe kEwL. aNd #5 dAt wAs A tRiX qUeStIoN hUh? nEwAyZ kEeP uP dA gEwD wErK. hMmMmMm.....CeRt tHe k-Ko0L cAnDiE mInT bReAtH tHiNgY...oH aNd wHiLe |-|4x0r iS g0nE cAn I sEnD iN sOmEtInG LiKe eReEt hAxOrZ on SnA01? rEsPoNd aNd I'Ll sEnD iN dA fIrSt 1. oRiOn ---------------------------------------- AND HEREz OUr rEEt WInNEr@!##!@@!# Date: Sun, 10 Aug 1997 06:12:30 -0600 To: wang@sinnerz.com From: pesto@stf.org (Pesto) Subject: lame ass survey. 1. WhEn j00 Hax0r d0 j00 UsE - b. ApPlE mAc ][ close enuff. 2. WhIcH iZ ThE BeSt b0x? - b. ReD b0x lame question ;P. 3. WhO mAdE lInUx? - b. Linus Jizzlobber close enuff again. 4. WhAtZ CERT stAnD f0r? - d. CERT.. ThE k k00l CaNdIe MeNt BreAtH ThinGyZ mmm...certs. 5. WhO iZ tHe LaMeSt - c. Carolyn Meinal (BiTcH GiveZ g00d HeaD th0) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by far, far, far, and away. oK oK oK... n0w ThiZ sHiT Who iZ cOOlEr: 1. Hax0rWaNg (j00 BeSt PiCk mE bITcH cUZ iM WrITeInG thiZ) 2. |-|4x0r (STiLL aN 31337 DeWd) should I know who these people are? my own comments: suck my sack. Pesto TheSe PeOPLe Are aLL n0 LIfE d0rKZ!@!#!@!@ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ############################################################################ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-[ HoW To PhReAk FaGz aWaY ]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- FaGgUtZ sUcK!@# mE aNd WaNg gOtZ iN a LiTtLe PeRdIcKaMeNt wItH a CoUpLe Of 8tH gRaDe FaGz!@# fIrSt dEy ShUvEd Us In DeE cOrNeR aNd rEmOvEd OuR pAnTz aNd UnDiEs, tHeY tHeN wOuLd UnZiP dEr FaGgUt zIpPeRz aNd pRoBe oUr sWeAtY bOdIeS wItH tHiEr PeNisS, nOw tHiS iS n0T c00l!@# wE cOuLdNT tElL daH tEaChErZ cUZ theY wOuLD tHeN kNoW oUr tR00 iDeNtItIEZ!!@# n0T g00d...soZ wE StArT 2 gEtx0r tHiNkIn...'HmMmMmMM I woNdEr If We kAn JuSe oUr eR337 sKeeLz tO pHrEaK dOs 8th GrAdE fAgGuTz. 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FiVe) PrEtEnD tO eNjOy It WhIlE yOuR sLiPpInG a p0rt SnIfFeR uP hIs AsS tO dEdEcT wEaKnEsS's..UsUaLlY fAgGutZ hAvE wEaK aNUs'S SiX) uSe JiZz.C tO sP00f YoUr AnUs sOz hE cAnT fInD iT, mEaNiNg nO pENAtRaTiOn!@# Se7en) InSeRt A sHiT bOx In jEwR HoLe AnD wAiT uNtIl He ToUcHeZ yOu tHeN bEwM, hIz CoKx0r iS g0n3!@#~ AtE) TeLl HiM dAt j0r gAy, sO dEn He WoNt WaNt yOo!@#~!@~~$@!#!~@ nIn3)Go BuY a HaMpStEr, anD da NeXt TiMe He TrIeS tO mOLEsT yOo, wHiP oUt da HaMpStEr aNd hE wIlL lOoK aT iT wItH bIg EyEs, AnD pLaCe It iNto hIs AsS tO wIgGlE aN sQuIgGlE!@~ tEn) DoNt TeLl ThE fAgGuT aBoUt yOr lOvE fOr bIg MaNlY dIcK!@# NoW tHaTz AbOuT iT, bUt YoO cAn MaIl bbuster@succeed.net or erik@succeed.net or even Bronco6100@aol.com FoR mOrE iNf0z oN fAgGuTz. Or At j0r LoCaL iRc ChaNnEl In #hacKPhReAk. ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล haxor.c ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล JeaH BitChez!@!#@#@ W3 aSkeD soM3 BiaTcH t00 SeNd uS hEr VeRsIOn oF OuR FuCkDaTBitCH.c AnD GUeSS wHAt!@!#!@ SoMEoNe dId!@!@! s00 31337 Wh0r3 oF tHe MoNtH iS n0w VaLeRIe h3ns0n!@!#@#@! ShE iS t00 THaNk f0r DiZ LaMe ReEt SLuTTy c0d3!@#@! #include /* tHaT's iN/OuT, bAyb3! */ struct haxor_bitch { int I_Q; int skillz; char username[9]; }; bAnG_dA_bItCh(char *name) { int i; for(i = 0; i < 10; i++) printf("oH jEaH!@#!\n"); printf("j00 ArE 3l33+, %s!\n", name); } main() { int wAnG_hArDnEsS = 0; struct haxor_bitch BiTcH; printf("y0y0y0, h4x0rBiTch, wHuT's YoU'R I.Q.?@!#\n"); scanf("%d", &(BiTcH.I_Q)); if(BiTcH.I_Q > 145) wAnG_hArDnEsS += 1; printf("U g0t AnY sKiLlZ?!@?!\n"); scanf("%d", &(BiTcH.skillz)); if(BiTcH.skillz == 'y') wAnG_hArDnEsS += 1; getchar(); printf("GiMm3 yUr LoG1n nAm3\n"); scanf("%s", BiTcH.username); if(wAnG_hArDnEsS == 0) { printf("U aReNt L33t eNuFf. bUt i'Ll fuX0r y00 aNyWay\n"); bAnG_dA_bItCh("bItCh"); } else { printf("lEt'S fUx0r, %s!@#!\n", BiTcH.username); bAnG_dA_bItCh(BiTcH.username); } } ThiS iS mY FaVoRiTe FuCKiN wHORy BitCh!@!#!@#!@! ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล InTeRVi3W wiTh AciDaNGeL ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล AlRiGhT hErE iZ ThE iNF0z... w3 HaD a /<-RaDICaL iNteRvIeW wITh aCIdANgEL, BuT LIkE sHIZniTcH.. w3 Fux0rinG f0RgoT t00 HiT ThE LoG BuTtOn s0 wE FuXeD oUrSelVeZ!@!# YeS wE BeNT OUrSeLveS oVeR f0r SoME aNAL FuN wITh BaNANaZ!@#@ s0 ThiZ iS BAsIcaLLy WhaT wE rEmemBeR FrOm ThE InTErVIeW@!!@ Hax0rWang: s0 dOeS j0r GiRLFrIeNd HaVE biG tITz?! AcidAngel: Yes. Very big. You Should see them. |-|4x0r: HoW biG iS j00r PeNIz? AcidAngel: Well add yours and Hax0rWangs size together and you have mine. Hax0rWang: I HaVe 3 InCheZ aND |-|4x0r HaS 1 INcH@##@ jEw HeaRd iT hErE!@ AciDaNGeL haS a 4 INcH DicKuS~!@# He Is HunG lIke a WoRM2!@#! AcidAngel: Well I suppose i could go slap it on the scanner. Hax0rWang: jEaH@~!@!#!#! |-|4x0r: JeaH!@!#!@ d0 iT!@!# AcidAngel: Maybe some other time. |-|4x0r: s0 AcIDaNGeL... WhaT aBOuT tHE nEw GloBaL k0s UnDeRWeaR RuMoR.. iZ ThiZ TrUe? AcidAngel: Yup. A whole new line of kOS clothes.. They look like the Calvin Klien shit but instead of cK it says gK.. Hax0rWang: TeLL uZ AbouT thE nEw GlOBaL koS!@@ AcidAngel: kOS is back. Hax0rs fear!! Hax0rWang: s0.. DoEs j0r GirLfReInD SpiT oR SwaLLoW?!?!? AcidAngel: Swallow. |-|4x0r: WhaT d0 j00 ThiNK oF thE HAx0R Br0tHERz??? AcidAngel: Leet guys. Everyone should ph33r you two. Hax0rWang: s0 d00d!@#!#!@ WhaTcHa ThiNK oF thAT FaG JoN FrOM OtRiCsZ?? AcidAngel: I like Jon. Talk to him often. I have known him for about 2 years now. Hax0rWang: CaN jEw HoOK uS Up WiTH aN INtErViEw??@?! AcidAngel: Sure. I know Jon would interview you guys. |-|4x0r: JeaH!@!#!@#!@ d0 IT#!@#!@#!@ Hax0rWang: WhAt d00 j00 ThiNK oF CodEzEr0? AcidAngel: codezero? Hax0rWang: j00 KnoW wE ARe aT wAr wItH MtV RiGht? d0 tHe HAx0R br0TheRZ HAvE j00rz AnD GLoBaL koS SuPPoRt iN thIS? AcidAngel: Hell yeah. I hate mtv. |-|4x0r: HaVe j00 EveR hAd A GaY eXpeRieNCe? ThaT FeEliNG oF a wANg iN j0r BuTT? AcidAngel: nope. Hax0rWang: ThaNx j00 F0r uRe TimE.. CaN i FuCK JeR G/F ??!? AcidAngel: nope. Hax0rWang: AlriGHt. LateRz.. AcidAngel. Later. ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล so1o SpEAKz!@!@ ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล w3lc0m3 t0 th3 ph34r n4t10n f00ls b0w d0wn s0 JEW Hax0rEd sIN eH?@ 0wned niggers DiD j00 d0 iT CuZ YoUR sTiLL mAd AbOUt THeM HaxOrInG CoDeZer0 AbOuT 6 MoNThz Ag0 WheN iT waS oN NeONuNIx.Org And ChanGiNg iT t00 "ThE eMU BrEedInG grOUnD" ? They didn't hack us They hacked neonunix.org tHoUgHt SiN DiDnT Hax0r Th0?!@? Your lame b0w d0wn WeLl0rZ? 0wned s0 JeW HaD t00 GeT d-StoRm.NeT jUsT s0 j00 CouLd GeT oN NethOstiNg t0 Hax0r SINNeRz.CoM ? We would have done it anyways. H0w CoMe iT t00k j00 6 MoNthZ fRoM wHeN TheY hAx0rEd jEW? Well we got bored. SuRe ThiNg laMaH!@!@ s00 ThEN TeLL mE.. h0w CoMe j00 ClaIMeD t0 HaVE Hax0ReD thEM BEfORe aND NevEr AltErD ThE pAge Cuz It WaS t00 EasY.. BuT n0w THaT j00 G0t An aCcoUnt oN NeThoStiNG j00 AltErD iT??!@? i feel your ph34r Your LaME im not talking to you anymore. 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And If jEw SeND uS ProoF j00 WiLL thEN bE oN oUR sUPa LeeT liSt oF ] sup h4x0r?! <|-|4x0r> Im GoInG tO tAkE tHiS SHiT OvEr!@#~ === (mode\#sin) |-|4x0r[|-|4x0r@l33t0.net] sets mode (-o |-|4x0r) <|-|4x0r> FUX!@#~@~! <|-|4x0r> AwWwWw JeAhHH!@#~~ hrmm -NuKiNg NuKiNg Is WhEn j00 BiNd A dNs To aNoThEr UsEr On IrC aNd SeNd OuT rAnDoM rEdBoX dAtA gRaMz!@# ItZ fAiRlY cOmPlEx, BuT caN be DoNe wIth A bIt oF sK33lZ. HeRe Is An ExAmPlE oF mE nUX0ring A FaGgUt NaMeD 'LoRd DuX0r!@#' hrmm ๙ Lord_Duke haS f0uNd aN mP3 sIt3 !@##!%#!$# === (signoff\#SIN) |-|4x0r[|-|4x0r@l33t0.net] @[06:41:10pm] [Read error to |-|4x0r[|-|4x0r@l33t0.net]: Connection reset by peer] === (signoff\#SIN) |-|4x0r[|-|4x0r@l33t0.net] @[06:41:10pm] [Read error to |-|4x0r[|-|4x0r@l33t0.net]: Connection reset by peer] === (signoff\#SIN) |-|4x0r[|-|4x0r@l33t0.net] @[06:41:10pm] [Read error to |-|4x0r[|-|4x0r@l33t0.net]: Connection reset by peer] === (signoff\#SIN) |-|4x0r[|-|4x0r@l33t0.net] @[06:41:10pm] [Read error to |-|4x0r[|-|4x0r@l33t0.net]: Connection reset by peer] === (signoff\#SIN) |-|4x0r[syntax@port8.accessmd5.dataplace.net] @[06:41:10pm] [Read error to |-|4x0r[port8.accessmd5.dataplace.net]: Connection reset by peer] <|-|4x0r> YoU lIkE tHaT lOrD dUkE?@!# Im HaX0riNg j0r AsS gUD!@# What? <|-|4x0r> YoO kNoW wUtZ Up BiTcH!@#~ ThAtZ iT fOr nOw LaYmUrZ!@# If YoO lEaRn ThIS yOo CaN lErN anYthINg!@# h0h0h0h0ahhh0h0eh03h3h30h30h03h0h0h0a0034h0ah03h0h30h30h0h0ah0he3aha ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล CoRoLyN iZ a SLuT ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล y0 LiX0r, EyE g0tz t0 tAlK t0 tHaT cOcK lOvIn bEaTcH HeRsElF CAROLYN MEINELE On ThE pHoNe@!# SHE wUz OnE hArD c0cKStEr@!# HeRe Is ThE lOg oF m3 aNd HeR jIbbErIng!@~!~ Hey is haxor there? DIS iS mE wHo Da FuX iS tHIS?!@ Its me carolyn meinele, Remember me from that night in the hotel room? oH jEaH!@3 j0r l33t0 BiTcH dAt GaVe M3 dA hEaD j0b oF mAh LIFe@!# tHeN y00 Sn0WbAlL3d mAh JiZZM!@#~ Yup thats me, im the cock sucking queen herself!! YeA wh0re S0 wHuT d0 jEw WuNt wItH sUcH a k-r4d GuY lIkE mAhSelF? I wanted to find out the people behind the hax0r brothers, the people who write it, Im workin on a book, and you guys are strong charicters in the hacking underground. FuX jEaH wErE sTr0nG!@$ PeOpLe muSt pH33r!@# Ph33r OuR l337 eUdOrA SEnDmAiL sK33lZ bItCH!@#~ That cant be your real voice, please tell me who you REALLY ARE! Im |-|4x0r yOo St00p1d MoRON!@# ItZ oN mY fUX0riNG bErTh cErTiFiCaTe@!# WaNnA sTep T0 dIS bIznAtCH!? I was under the assumption that you guys were just PLAYING the role of hax0r and hax0rwang... WhErE dId YoO hEaR tHiS?Q@# BuStAh NuT bRonC BuStER?!@# Why yes, how did you know? 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