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HolD mE... <|-|4x0r> ThEy DoNt kNoW hOw 2 hEx EdIt! nO!^$^&$% JeW MuSs PhEeR Me Or eYe WiLl EyE-PeE Sp00f fRuM yOuR ToaSteR (I HaXoREd iT) aNd rEbo0t jeW WiN95 BaWx h0h0h0h0h0 <|-|4x0r> h0 h0 h0 wE yEsW miCroSOft UniX DuB lAmUr |-|4x0r!!! HolD mE... <|-|4x0r> fUx0RiNG lAYhMuRZ FuX j00 PUssYz ThEy AinT tTaLKinG <|-|4x0r> jEw CaNt tAlK lIkE uZ j00 se7en WaNnA bEeZ I hAvE BluNTrAmA's mIRC OpErATiN SySTeM FuxInG... DeWd!! i Hax0Red DeF Con! god <|-|4x0r> dId jEw!??!?!?! HeLLz JeaH!!!@!@! <|-|4x0r> I jUsT hAx0rEd gLobalkos.org TrY tO gO tHeRe iTs DoWn !!@@@ h0 h0 h0 AHHAHAHA BlunTrAma jj00 Cock SmokEr Sux My WaNG j00 DID? bluntrama ownz me <|-|4x0r> FUx jEaH I 0wn J00 All LL FaGGotZ <|-|4x0r> I wIlL eDiT j0r MoTd! FuX0rzZ.. hah! im using WebTV! Do your worst! BinD A dIdLO t0 A SOCKeTTT <|-|4x0r> j0r DeD! WeB Tv FaG lAmur PuSSy <|-|4x0r> ./run c:\UnzIpPeD\biTcHsLaP\bItChsLaP.eXe <|-|4x0r> wHoOpZ <|-|4x0r> I mEaNt tO rUn tHaT w3 Hax0Red WeB Tv Away! 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I haven't seen anyone do that yet. OuR rEplY: BWaHAHahAHHahAH0h0h0h0h0h0!!!! To: haxor@sinnerz.com From: meyer@VoyagerOnline.net Subect: yOu JuST gOT haX0REd I jUSt haX0REd Je\\'r SyStEM tO gET tHE nEWEsT 3r337357 mOSteST VErSSiOn Of mIcRoSoFT UNiX. OuR RePLy: JeaH SuRE. wE jUsT Bl00 BoXeD jOUrZ m0mmaZ PuSSy aNd HeXeD dAT BiTCh. suX0reZ DaT GiMp. To: wang@sinnerz.com From: mindbenders@hotmail.com Subject: ]-[@x0r 8r0s I LoVe tHiS fUcKeN zInE, iT mAdE mE LaUgH sO mOdErFuCkIn hArD!!! KeEp uP Da gEwD wErK!!!!! p.S. aNd aBoUt tHe cLiNtOn sHeEeEiT, dOg iT's TrUe!!!! OuR RePLy: wAlK oN hOmE gEE DaWG.. j00 CaN Sux0rZ mY AAAA KAYYYY bIznITch! To: haxor@sinnerz.com From: anonymous@2600.com Subject: sup Hey guys. Good zine. So would you mind telling me how you secure anal Cavitys? Thanx DeWDz! oUR rEPly: FuX0r! iTz eMMaNuEL GolDStiEn iN DiSguiSe!!! j00 ShaLL NeVeR SeCuRE iT BiAtCH j00r aSS iZ 0wneD!!!! ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ HaXoR bRoZ. aT dEfCoN! ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ uS hAx0r BrOtHeRz iNtEnD oN aTtEnDiNg DeFcOn! uS h.B.'s aRe GoInG tO tAkE tHaYt bIzAtCh OvEr, tHiS iS oUr pLaN oN hOw We ArE gOiNg 2 dEw iT! fUrSt wErE gOiNg tO pHrEaK oUrSeLvEs sOmE lAp tOp pUtErZ aNd iNsTaLl Ev0L mIcRoSoFt uNiX oN dA bIzAtChEz. ThEn wErE gOiNg tO rEd bOx A pLaYnE tO lAs VeGaS! SoOn AfTeR tHaT wE wIlL hAx0r OuR wAy InTo ThE mAyNe DeFcOn bUiLdInG, tHeN wE wIlL bLoW uP sUm LaYmUrZ wItH sUpAh HyPeR rAdIoAcTiVe CoW bOmB (sEe AnArChY wItH cOwZ iSsUe #2) ThEn WeRe gOiNg tO fInD tHa TaBlE tHaT 2600 sItZ aT aNd AnAlY hAx0r tHeM, wHiLe wE hAnG eMmAnUeL fRoM tHe CiElInG bY hIs pEnIs AnD rEd bOx hIs AsS! AbOvE aLl ThAt wErE gOiNg tO fInD tHaT bIzAtCh cArOlYn MiEnIeLE aNd bItCh SlAp hEr! ShE bElOnGz At ThE tAbLe WiT cOdEzErO aNd 2600! ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ I rE-b00tEd tHe NeT ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ aLrIgHt lAyM0rZ tHrEe DaYz AgO i HaX0rEd mY wAy iNtO www.www.net (iTz A l33t sEcReT pLaCe WhErE aLl ThE nEt Is SeT uP oN. AlL tHe R00tErZ gO tO www.www.net, aNd iTz rUn oFf oVe Ev0l MiCrOsOfT uNiX 2.0.0. (eYe kNoW tHaT oPeRaTiNg SyStEm LiKe Th3 bAcK oVe mY hAnDz.) i DiDnT wAnT tO fUnK wItH cRaCkInG rEwTz pAsSwOrD bY hAnD sO i hEx-EdItEd iT tO fInD oUt tHe pAsSwOrD. hErE iS tHe LoG fRuM mY mAsTaH hAX0R c:\ c:\telnet hAx0rEd-SeRvEr.CoM Welcome to hAx0rEd-sErVeR.cOm login: |-|4x0r password: * Last login from (tty2432234234234) LocalHost % ls /|=|4x0r *FuX0r %cd |=|4x0r /|=|4x0r% ls *hax-0-matic *Hex-Edit *bL00-bOx *r3d-b0x motd /|=|4x0r% hax-0-matic hax-0-matic server: www.www.net what: rEwT Scanning www.www.net for rEwT................................................ ....................fOuNd! rEwT pAsSw0rD iN hEx! 000010000100001010101000010001000001010101000100 |=|4x0r% Hex-Edit 000010000100001010101000010001000001010101000100 Ev0l HeX-EdiT0r 1.14 Hex Editing 000010000100001010101000010001000001010101000100 0utcome: cuntdick |=|4x0r% cd .. % telnet www.www.net Connecting to www.www.net Ev0l Microsoft Unix 2.0.0 (tty0) login: rEwT password: Last login from root@www.net d0 n0t Hax0r dIs AcCoUnT aLl ThE r00tErZ iN th3 wOrLd lEaD tO dIs mAcHiNe iF yoO R nOt sUpPoSeD 2 bE hErE pEaSe lEaVe ImMiDiAtLy! c:\tElNeT 127.0.0.1 Connecting to 127.0.0.1 Ev0l Microsoft Unix 2.0.0 (tty1) login: rEwT password: Last login from tty0@hAx0rEd-SeRvEr.CoM c:\tElNeT 127.0.0.1 Connecting to 127.0.0.1 Ev0l Microsoft Unix 2.0.0 (tty2) login: rEwT password: Last login from (LocalHost) c:\ shutdown -r now BiZaTcHeZ tImE fOrE rE-b00t, cOuRtOsY oF dA |=|4x0r bRoThErZ http://www.sinnerz.com/haxor 0r mIrRrEd aYt www.dis.org/se7en b0oOy! The net is going down for reboot NOW! BiZaTcHeZ tImE fOrE rE-b00t, cOuRtOsY oF dA |=|4x0r bRoThErZ http://www.sinnerz.com/haxor 0r mIrRrEd aYt www.dis.org/se7en b0oOy! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ bLaCk MaRkEt ThInGz ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ m0sT tHiNgZ j00 uSuAlLy wAnT rEaL bAd, aRe uSuAlLy IlLIGaL, f0r ExAmPlE I wAnTeD a MoNkEy f0r A fRiEnD, bUt f0r SuM rEaS0n It WuZ iLlIgAl FoR mE t0 0bTaIn 0nE. s0 i TuRnEd t00 dA bLaCk MaRkEt f0r My Ne3dZ. ThE bLaCk mArKeT iS dA bOmB! j00 cAn g3t GuNz, bAbYz, dRuGz, ExOtIc DaNcErZ, rEdBoXeS, wArEz, dEaD pEoPlE, aNd BeSt oVe aLl, MoNkEyZ!!!!! I bEt j0r AsKiNg j0rSeLf rIgHt nOw "H0w cAn A lAyMuR sUcH aS mYsElF fInD sUcH a k-RaD pLaCe tO 0bTaIn tHe l337 gUdZ aZ yOo hAvE dUn?¿?¿?¿?" aNd My aNsWeR iZ, "REED ON LAYMUR!" fInDiNg A gUd bLaCk MaRkEt iS hArD wOrK aNd SoMeTiMeZ nEaRlY iMpOsSiBlE. s0z tO fInD oNe j00 mUsT kNoW tHe RiGhT pEoPlE. tHiS iS a PhOnE cOnVeRsAtIoN wItH mE aNd tHiS lAyMuR 411 iNfOrMaTiOn oPeRaT0r. Bell atlantic. *k-rAd BelL tOnE* 
 What city?
ViRgInIa

 What listing?
 dA bLaCk MaRkEt.
*L0nG 5 MiN wAiT*
 There is no listing for the "Black Market"
 yEs DeR iS jUsT gIvE iT tO mE bIzAtCh!
 Im sorry mam but there is no listing for the black 
market, is there another listing that it could be under?
 wEll j00 tElL me, iS tHeRe aNy WhErE, wHeRe I cAn bUy A mOnKeY?
 I belive it is illigal for a person to buy a monkey
in this state.
 tHaTz wHy I wAnT dA fUcKiNg lIsTiNg fOr dA bLaCk MaRkEt bItCh soZ i CaN
gEt k-r4d tHiNgZ!
 I really dont think there would be a listing for the 
black market, the black market is just a saying for the selling of illigal
contrabands, drungs and so and so.
 l00k lAyMuR if j00 d0nT gIvE mE dA lIsTiNg rIgHt n0w I wIlL bE fOrCeD
tO bReAk oUt mY bL00 bOx aNd cArD j00, aNd wE bOtH kNoW wE dOnT wAnT tHaT 
nOw Do We?
 well I guess not, phreakers scare me..Ok Ill tell you
what I will give you the listing if you just dont kard me..
 tHaYTz MoRe LiKe It. 
 *cens0rEd cUz j00 HaVe tO fInD oUt 4 j0r SelF!

OnCe I gOt tOo tHe bLaCk MaRkEt, I wUz sUpRiZeD tO fInD oUt tHaT iT wAs vErY
bIg. wHeN i GoT tO dA fRoNt gAtE tHiS bIg HiSpAnIc d00d WaS aLl FeElInG mE uP
(PrObAbLy lO0kiNg fOr rEdBoXeZ aNd StUfF tHaT wOuLd tAkE tH3 pLaCe oVeR.) bUt
oNcE iNsIdE i rEaChEd HaX0r hEaVeN

wElL I dId GeT mY mOnKeY iF j00 cArE, mE aNd hIm pLaY aLoT aT nIgHt. BuT
i hAd tO hEx EdIt hIm bEcAuSe hE wAs FlInGiNg fEE-SeAz aT mY mOmMy aNd 
DaDdY, tHaT lAyMuR. 

HeRe Is A lIsT oF wHaT j00 cAn FiNd At ThE bLaCk MaRkEt oNcE j00 aRe DeR!

* GuNz (fOr Sh00tInG pEoPlE)
* DrUgZ (fOr PuTtInG uP yOr AsS wHeN j00 pHrEaK
* HuMaN sLaVeZ (fOr I dUnNo)
* hUkErZ (uSe dEeZ tO dIsTrAcT dAd wHiLe bl00 bOxInG)
* wArEZzZzZ!! (n33d I sAy mOrEz?)
* aLl Da B0x3z oF dA rAiNbOw 
* sToLeN KrEdIt kArDz 
* KiDdY PoRn!!!!! (aLwAyZ gUd 2 hAvE aRoUnD!)
* bItcHeZ (AwWw JeAh!)
* MiCr0sOfT uNiX (Da OnE aNd oNlY!)
* hAiRlEsS kAtZ (HeLlZ jEaH!)
* InSuRaNcE 
* cOpZ (DeM pIgZ)
* pOOp (AlReAdY hAd SuM bUt gUd iF j00 dOnT!)
* CoDeZeRo ArTiClEz (So1o 0wNs j00!)
* sIn iNfOz (So1o 0wNz j00!)
* gOnGz (So1o 0wNz j00!)
* sHoEz (So1o 0wNz j00!)
* sIn InFoZ (so1o 0wNz j00!)
* mOnKeYz (MoNk3yZ 0wN j00!)
* KoOkEd SnAkEz (SoMe cOnSiD3r DeM a DeLeCtAcY bOoOy!)

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ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ l33t0 mOtD aUtO-hAx0r ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ

/* tHiS iS a l3370 /eTc/MoTd aUtO hAxOr */
/* 2 CoMiLe tYpE cC -o hAx0r -O hAx0r.c */
main()
{
 printf("l33t0 m0tD aUtO hAx0r!");
  open("/etc/motd", O_RDWR);
  printF("j00 hAvE b33n MoTd AuTo HaX0ReD!");
  close("/etc/motd", O_RDWR);
 printf("mOtD hAx0rEd 2 j00 hAvE b33n MoTd AuTo HaX0ReD!");
}

---------=-=-=-=-=-=-=| BuStIn iN oN DaT AnaL CaViTy! |=-=-=-=-=-=-----------

JeAh!!! aZ j00 aLL kN0w Wh0Reb0y EmMAnuaL GolDsTeiN hAz b33n HaVinG LoTz oF
PrOblEmZ WiTh HiZ WiDe 0peN AnaL CaviTy BeInG UnSeCUrE!@!! weLL ThaT pUssY
FiNaLLy SeCuReD ThE bITcH. BuT DoNt crY!!!2@@!! CuZ yeS I Hax0rWaNG HaVE s0
31337Ly BuStEd iN anD AnAL b0xEd HiZ buTT plUG! n0w FirST I waS LiKe 'SheEEt
MaNg He HaS aLL DaT StaNkY ShIt Up hIZ aSS h0w ThE FuX WiLL i GeT iN ThERe!!
s0 I WrOte A /<-RAdIcAl PRoGGiE f0r iT! h3r3 iT iZ!!!!

DeBuTTplUg.CXX
// ThiZ iS t0 bUsT iN oN eMMaNuElZ ASsHolE cUz hE hiDeZ The KAy WrAd Fux1nG
// a0lHeLL FiLeZ iN hiZ anUs!!!
// t0 CoMpIlE TyPe iN -waNG DeBuTTplUg.cxx SuX0rZ BIznITch!

#define EmMaNuAl anal_cavity
#include 
#include 
#include 
#include 
#include 

int MaIn () {
	Shuve_plunger = PuLL_dA_ShiTz
	set((rIp ANaL CorK *);
	bind_wang (-69);
	if (LoTz_oF_tUrDz!)
	DuCKf0rj00rlIfe!!;
		wh0re_SaW_j00
		int_serv_butt_cheese
		if (hax0red!!);
		}
	KiLL AnaL COrK!! // KiLLz DaT anAl C0rK!!
	SET((//Hax0ReD bUtt PlUg!! d0wnLoaDiNg AoHeLL.PaS);
	    }
}


JeW CoMpIlE tHiZ LeeT Fux0r AnD hIz AsS iS joOurZ!!! n0 AnaL hOLe iZ SaFe aS 
lOnG aS ThE hax0r Br0TheRZ ArE ArouND weEE 0wn j00!!!! 

**nOtE** HiS VeRsIaN oF aOhEll AiNt ThAt EliT3 CuZ mAnG.. iT DiDnT d0 ShiT oN
mY UnIx MaC OS.. Fux0r... oH WeLL iTz STiLL A ruSH.. StAnKy BuT a RuSh!!
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JuNe 18, 1997 - Hax0r Br0TheRz Hax0Red WwW.SchoOlGirLs-R-uS.com AnD sPeNt
ThE nExT moNtHz MaStuRbAtiN t0 CuM COvERd GiRliEz!

jeWn 1,  1997 - so1o Of CoDe Zer0 iZ ForCeD t0 EaT hiZ oWn UrInE BeCuZ hIs 
r00MaTe BuBBa g0t PiSSeD WhEn hE SwAllOwEd HiZ lOaD. so1o AppArEnTlY wAs 
sUpp0sEd To SpiT iT bAcK iN hIZ FaCe BuT DiDnT wANt t0 bE wItH0ut tHe CreAM.

JuNe 3,  1999 - StUdeNT iN AlAsKA g0t AhOlD oF oUR iSsuE WiTh AnARcHy WiTh 
c0wZ anD BlEw uP hiZ SchOolZ pRinCipAl.. iD liKE tO sAY.. RiGhT The Fux0r oN 
mAN!!!!

JuLy 9,  1997 - TecHnOphoRiA Hax0ReD bY SoMe BiG pUrPLe DinOsAuR! MoRe oN ThiZ
lAteRZ...

junE 13, 1997 - Hax0R Br0TheRz (daTz uZ!!@21!) Hax0r se7en ThE FuX0r aT Dis
D0t 0Rg... wE pUt oUr MiRroR sItE TheRE! jEaH!!!

JuNe 22, 1997 - Hax0rWaNg BoUgT tHe HaCkErZ mOViE SouNdTraCK!! TaLk AboUT
Er33t TeCHno!! I r0ll0r BlAde t00 ThiZ ShEeT!

JuNE 33, 1997 - GiMp Boy DemOn ByTeZ oF CyBiRdS GetZ hiZ pEnIs ReMoVeD.. 
AppAreNtLy iT waS nO GooD FoR aNaL bOxinG!@!

JunE 25, 1997 - BuStA NuT bRoNc BuStAh TrIEd t0 HoG TiE dA Hax0R bR0tHErZ...
wE QuiCklY bl00 BoXeD hIm AnD jiZZeD iN hiS EyE SoCkeTz... hE CaN nOw bE FounD
oN wWW.KuM.CoM! w00p!~!~!!

JuNe 12, 1997 - EvUl ChiC oF Da SiNNeRz BlEw oFF 30 DeWdZ iN A r0w WhiLe oN
XtCCC! NeXt DaY iN HoSpItAl GeTtiNg StOmAcHe PuMp CuZ oF aLL dA JissUm.

JUnE 24, 1997 - DiSCoVeRd ThaT MaTErVa WeNt t0 JaIl FoR DrEssInG uP lIKe A
GrrL aND sElliNG GiRL SCouT c00kIeZ! wE AlSO HEaRd hE GoT AnAl BoXeD in JaIl!
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ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ    PhReAkInG II     ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ

iN oNe oF dA bAcK iSsUEz I wRoTe An ArTiClE oN pHrEaKiNg, WeLl AfTeR sEvrAl
mOrE mOnThZ i DeCiDeD tO wRiTe a ReViSeD aLl nEw vErSiOn bOoOoY! I hAvE nOw
cAmE uP wItH sEvErAl MoRe TeKnIuQeZ tO pHrEaK! iN dIs ArTiClE i WiLl DiScUsS
hOw ThE pAy PhOnE iS bUiLt s0z J00 cAn MaYkE j0r oWn wItH pEiCeS of StUfF j00
cAn fInD laYiNg ArOuNd Da hOuZe, mOrE wAyZ oF pHrEaKiNg j0r SeLf pHrEe FoNe 
cAlLz (NeW bOx!!!!@!), aNd aN aLl NeW wAy Of pHrEaKiNg cAlLeD bUrD KaLlZ! 

1)hOw ThE pAy PhOnE iS bUiLt s0z J00 cAn MaYkE j0r oWn wItH pEiCeS of StUfF
j00 cAn fInD laYiNg ArOuNd Da hOuZe.

                         ThInGz j00 wIlL n33d
                         --------------------
                    1 t0uCh tOnE pHoNe (PrEfFeRaBlY tOnE lOc)
                    50 fEeTz oVe fOnE cOrDz
                    1 rOlL oVe bLaCk tApE
                    1 rEd bOx tOnE gEnErAt0r
                    1 bLaCk MaRkEr
                    3 PeIcEs Of PaPeR
                    1 ShArP kNiFe
                    1 pOrN mAgAzInE
                    1 sOcK

tAkE j0r 1 (PrEfFeRabLy ToNe lOc) FoNe, AnD luYk At It, iT sHoUlD hAvE a 
hOlE oN dA bOtToM, tHiS iS wHeRe oNe eNd Of YoR 50 F00t fOnE cOrD sHoUlD 
gO. sO pLuG iN oNe EnD oVe Da PhOnE kOrD tO dA pHoNe (ThAt LiTtLe hOlE oN
dA bOtToM) aNd TaKe Da oThEr 3nD oVe dA pHoNe kOrD, aNd PlUg dAt iNtO a
fOnE jAcK sOmEwHeR oN j0r WaLL (FiGuRe 1) 

l33t AsCiI pIcTuRe oVe j0R cUrReNt pHrEaKeD SeT uP
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(FiGuRe 1)
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|f0nE|
------****************************************||

mAp
---
*** = FoNe kOrD        
|| = WaLl JaCk

n0w tAkE j0r bLaCk TaPe, aNd TaPe dA rEd bOx tO dA sIdE oVe dA pHrEaKeD fOnE
(JuSt tO sHoW pEoPlE j00 HaVe A l337 pHrEaKeRz t00l!)

StEp #2) tAkE j0r l337 PaPeR aNd wItH j0r bLaCk fElT tIp MaRkEr wRiTe 
"k-RaD pHrEaKeD fOnE iNsIde OnLy kOsTz 25 CeNtZ! eReEt rEd bOx InKlOOdEd!@#$"

StEp $3) wHeN j00 hAvE IT aLl WrItTeN dOwN hAnG dEm AlL iN fRoNt oVe j0r hOwS
(aDvErTiZiN j00 SeE?)

sTeP %4) wHiLe wAiTiNg fOr lAyMuRz 2 sHoW uP mAsTuRbAtE 2 j0r pOrNo MaGaZiNEZ
aNd wIpE uP dA jIzM wItH dA sOcK!

WhEn SoMeOnE sHoWz uP bUt rEfUsEz tO p4y MoNeY sTaB dEm wIt j0r KnIfE aNd 
hIdE tHeM iN dA bAsEmEnT (WiLl ExPlAiN hOw tO hIdE dEd bOdIeS iN NeXt IsSuE)
	aNd dAtZ hOw j00 MaKe j0r OwN pAy FoNe wItH pEiCeS lAyInG aRoUnD dA
hOuSe!!@!#@@!@!!@#!@$$@#%@!@#$#!!@#@!!!!!!!#!@#@#

      NoW i WiLl tElL j00 h0w 2 bUiLd mY nEw BoX EyE iNvEnTeD iN wHiCh I kAlL
dA "bIzAtCh bOx" 

                         ThInGz j00 wIlL n33d
                         --------------------
                         2 pLaStIc cUpZ
                         1 lOnG sTrInG
                         2 PeIcEz oVe tApE

ThIs iS a HiGhLy cOmPlEx BoX iN wHiCh WiLl GiVe j00 pHrE3 pHoNe cAlLz. B3 
KaReFuLl WhEn juSiNg dIs bOx cUz iF mOmMy cAtCh3Z jeW, yOo wIlL bE gRoUnDeD!

fUrSy j00 mUsT tAkE j0r oNe lOnG sTrInG aNd AtTaCh (WiT dA tApE) OnE eNd tO
oNe cUp, aNd dA oThEr tO dA oThEr CuP. nOw rUn OnE cUp (WiT dA sTRiNg sTiLL
aTtAcHeD) T0 j0r fRiEnDz hOuSe wHeReVer He mIgHt lIvE aNd ruN dA oThEr HaLf
iNtO j0r r00m. 

tHeN pUt j0r l33t mOuTh Up To Da CuP aNd sAy SuMtHiNg lIkE "w3 0wN aT&t" 
aNd j0r fRiEnD wIlL dO tHe SaMe bUt sAy SuMtIn lIkE "DaMn Da HaX0r bRoThErZ
aRe sMoOtH!@!@$#"
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=========================== Hax0R FaCtZ!@!!! ================================

ThiZ iS dA KaY k00l FaCtZ BoUt 90% oF aLL hAx0ReZ 0uT thiErZ! s0 ReaAD oN
lAMurR!

FaCt 1. MoSt Hax0Rz ArE HoMoSeXuaL FeMaLeZ TraPPeD iN a MaNz BoDy. YuP YuP.
YoUr ProBaBlY ThiNkInG.. iM nOT HomOSeXuaL... BuT sEE yOUr A FeMaLe iN a MaNz
BoDY s0 JeW LiKe ChiCz MaKiNg j00 A leZbO... FuX0r BiZniTch h0e!

FaCt 2. l0pht.CoM iS pRoNouCeD LiKe Loft... NoT LoW PhaT! STeeWpiD bIzNItchEz
DoNt EmAiL me AnYmORe n0w!

FaCt 3. ThE AnaL bOx iS tHe MoSt 31337 BoXinG PhReaK hEx t00l YeT! iT CaN
dE-PluGgeerIze AnY AnAl CaVity. TeSt OnE ouT oN eMMaNuEL... s0 MaNy pEOplE
hAd DaT aSS itZ WaY iNSeCuRe!!!

FaCt 4. CiA.GoV wAs NoT hAx0ReD... iTz ThE GoVeRnMeNt MaKIn ShiTz uP AGaIn
t0 BuST ouT oN uS lEEt Hax0Rz... WhiCH WoulD jUSt bE mE aND |=|4x0r.

FaCt 5. ThE hAx0r Br0TheRz ArE 15 NoT 12 oR 13... BiTcH j00 WAnnA DiE?

FaCt 6. iP p00pErZ d00 w0rK!

FaCt 7. 2600 wAs ReAllY STaRtEd bY BiLL CliNtoN...

FaCt 8. |-|4x0r WaS ThE oNe WhO mAde LiNuX... AnD iT wAS MadE iN VIsUaL BAsIc

FaCt 9. j0n NeWt0N FiSh FuX b0y DiDnT ReAlLy Hax0r CeRt.OrG... SoMeOnE mAiLeD
hIm ThE pAsSwORd.

FaCt 10. 24 HoUrZ A DaY yoU CaN FinD EmmAnUeL GolDStiEn iN iRc On EfNeT iN 
#2600... FuXinG lAmUR

FaCt 11. MenTorZ lAsT WoRdS thAt EveRYOnE hAs ReAD wAs NoT rEaLLy HiZ. iT CaMe
FrOm Hax0Rz The m0vIe. FuXinG LamEr RiPPeD iT oFF!!@!!

FaCt 12. YeS... AnaL bOXinG hAs KiLLeD pEOplE. BuT mOSt SurVive FOr MaNY YeaRz
BeForE kICkinG buCkeT.

FaCt 13. Fux0r.eXe DoeS w0rK lAmuH!

FaCt 14. ReAL Hax0Rz DrInK CaFFinE FrEE j0Lt CoLa!

FaCt 15. BiNd A DilDO t00 A soCkEt WaS bEtA TeSteD oN CaroLyn MieNaL. STaNkY
YeS VerY... 
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MaTeRvA - fOr tEaChInG uS aBoUt gAy RiGhTz
bRoNc BuStEr - fOr lEaViNg 2 WeEKz sOz We CoUlD hAx0r HiS bOaRd (WhIcH wE dID)
E(Email)-hAcK - 4 sUpPlYiNg Us wItH dA tOoLz oVe Da l337....mAlE bOmBeRz!#@!
zOpHaR - FoR fInaLlY reAlIzInG hE iS a lAyMe fUk
mErDe fUk - 1 L337 D00d 
HeXoN - UgLy MuThAh FuCkAh
l0pHt (lOw pHaT) - YoGuRt iZ gUd 4 j00!

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