_______________________________________________________________________________ _ _ _ _ ((___)) ((___)) [ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ] \ / presents... \ / (' ') (' ') (U) (U) Fighting - The Clean Way! a cheesy parody of the Neon Knight's "Fighting Dirty" by The Pusher >>> A CULT Publication......1988 <<< -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc- _______________________________________________________________________________ So, you're talking with some friends about yesterday's lacrosse game and about how you're getting tickets to the Tiffany concert, when some geek wearing a "Mettelica" shirt bumps into you. What should you do? 1. The first thing you should do is say "Watch it, geek." 2. If he says something back, say "Are you mouthing off to me, faggot?" 3. Then push him. When he pushes back, say, "You and me, man. You're dead. I'm gonna kill you, motherfucker, you're so dead. After school. Me and you. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass. You're dead." 4. When he walks away tell all your friends how you're gonna kick his ass. - After school - 5. Get to the meeting spot first, and say, "Come on, loser. I'm gonna kill you. You're scared of me." 6. When he gets there, say, "Let's do it. Put up your dukes." Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! 7. Never ever, use any hard objects. 'Cause that's not... Fighting-The Clean Way! 8. If you knock him down, wait for him to get up. 'Cause that's also... Fighting-The Clean Way! 9. If he knocks you down, make sure your friends don't jump in. 'Cause once again, that's... Fighting-The Clean Way! 10. If you win, say, "You fucking wuss, if you mess with me again, I'll kill you." 11. If you lose, say, "You got lucky, you better stay home or I'll kill you!" So, now you know how to... Fight-The Jock Way! _______________________________________________________________________________ Behavior Modification.....806/793-9462 The Dead Zone.............214/522-5321 Demon Roach Underground...806/794-4362 Dragonfire Private........609/424-2606 Question Authority........715/341-6516 Pure Nihilism.............517/337-7319 Tequila Willy's...........209/526-3194 The Metal AE..............201/879-6668 =============================================================================== (c)1988 cDc communications by The Pusher 12/30/88-94 All Rights Worth Shit