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 [ x x ] cDc communications
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  (' ')  July 1st, 1994
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Est. 1986

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From: cDc communications/P.O. Box 53011/Lubbock, TX  79453/sratte@phantom.com

This is Swamp Ratte's stuff:

     All the cDc t-files on disk by mail, for convenience sake!  Specify
     MS-DOS or Apple II format 3.5" disks.  $3.00.

     cDc stickers!  Same design as were flying around at HoHoCon, with the
     scary-lookin' cow skull.  k00l.  Send a SASE and 50 cents for a dozen of
     'em (or just send a dollar).

     cDc hat!  Yeah, get yer very own stylin' black baseball cap embroidered
     with the cDc file-header-type logo on the front in white.  This isn't the
     foam-and-mesh cheap kind of hat; it's a "6-panel" (the hat industry term)
     quality deal.  Roll hard with the phat cDc gear.  $15.00 plus a buck for
     postage.  An unsolicited quote from THE NIGHTSTALKER regarding his hat:
     "The hat is really spiffy, and I know it'll be getting me the respect and
     women I deserve!  I feel SO elite!"  Y0wZa.

     Weasel-MX _Obvious_ 45-minute cassette, 1992.  This is Swamp Ratte's
     funk/punk-rock/hip-hop band.  It's a mess, but fun.  $3.00 + $1 postage.

     _Swingin' Muzak_ compilation tape!  An hour of rockin' tuneage from
     Weasel-MX (all new for '93), Counter Culture, Acid Mirror, Truth or
     Consequences, Grandma's V.D., and Sekrut Squirrel.  Lotsa good, catchy,
     energetic stuff for only $3.00 plus $1 postage.

     Weasel-MX new for '94, _Cracker Gasoline Party_ hour-long tape.
     Hella-crossed-over hardcore hip-hop/punk.  $3.00 and a buck postage.

     Tragic Machine's '94 album-length cassette, _Placenta_ can be yours for a 
     mere 3+1.  Crush-yer-haid heavy punk/metal.

     Send well-hidden US cash or postal money orders made out to
     "cDc communications".  Thanks.
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From: FNORD! Publications/2660 Trojan Dr. #912/Green Bay, Wisconsin  54304-1235
      obscure@cypher.com

This is Obscure Images' stuff:

     FNORD! 'zine #1 & #4 - $2.00 Each

     Shoggoth 912 #1 - $0.75

     For some snarly techno grooves, send away for the new tape from Green
     Bay's finest (and only) technorave sensation, I OPENING!  IO-Illumination
     Demo Tape (7 songs of joy) - $5.00
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From: O.I.S./ATTN:HoHoCon/1310 Tulane/Houston, TX  77008-4106
      drunkfux@cypher.com/713-867-9544(voice mail)

This is Drunkfux's stuff:

     The shirts are $15 plus $3 shipping.  At this time, they only come in
     extra large.  I may add additional sizes if there is a demand for
     them.  The front of the HoHoCon '92 shirt has the following in a white
     strip across the chest:

                                I LOVE FEDS
       (Where LOVE = a red heart, very similar to the I LOVE NY logo)

                           And this on the back:

                             dFx & cDc Present

                                HOHOCON '92

                               December 18-20
                               Allen Park Inn
                               Houston, Texas

     There is another version of the shirt available with the following:

                                I LOVE WAREZ

     The HoHoCon '93 shirt is available in both XL and XXL and has the
     following across the chest in a really spiffy outlined font :

                                   NARC

                           And this on the back:

                                HOHOCON '93

                             Top Ten Narc List

                               1. Traxxter
                               2. Scott Chasin
                               3. Chris Goggans
                               4. Agent Steal
                               5. Dale Drew
                               6. Cliff Stoll
                               7. [Blank]
                               8. Julio Fernandez
                               9. Scanman
                              10. Cori Braun

     The [Blank] on #7 is actually an empty white strip where you can
     write in whoever you deem deserving enough to join this elite group.

     The HoHoCon '93 video should be available in the first week of
     February and is sure to be just as chaotic as last year's.

     New for '94 - I LOVE COPS embroidered baseball hats are now available
     for $18.  Mega-high quality, one adjustable size fits all egos.

     The '92 video includes footage from all three days, is six hours long
     and costs $18 plus $3 shipping.  Please note that if you are purchasing
     multiple items, you only need to pay one shipping charge of $3.00, not
     a charge for each item.  If you wish to send an order in now, make all
     checks or money orders payable to O.I.S., include your phone number
     and mail it to the street address listed above.  Allow a few weeks for
     arrival.

     Thanks to everyone who attended and supported HoHoCon '92 & '93.  Please
     mail me if you wish to be an early addition to the HoHoCon '94 mailing
     list or if you require any additional information.
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From: Bill's Shirt Thing/P.O. Box 53832/Lubbock, TX/79453

This is Franken Gibe's stuff:

     AIDS sucks!  Order a catalog!  Nifty t-shirts that make you happy.
     Proceeds go to local AIDS Resource Center.  Send a $0.29 stamp for the
     cat'.
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From: Teach Me Violence magazine/61 East 8th St./Suite 202/New York, NY  10003

This is The Pusher's stuff:

     Teach Me Violence 'zine:
     Issue #1 (Mr. Bungle, COC, Murphy's Law)
     Issue #2 (Helmet, Supertouch, Agnostic Front, American Standard)
     Issue #3 (Faith No More, Chris Haskett, Cathedral, Iceburn, Venom)
     $3.00 cash each
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From: A Day In The Life Of.../P.O. Box 94221/Seattle, WA  98124

This is Lady Carolin's stuff:

     A Day In The Life Of... 'zine, free with two stamps.

     Bi-monthly contact list of girlie bands/grrrl bands/female vocalists.  $1.
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From: Cool Beans!/3181 Mission #113/San Francisco, CA  94110

This is G.A. Ellsworth's stuff:

     Cool Beans! #3 'zine contains interviews with Free Kitten, Greta Shred
(Mudflap), Hair and Skin Trading Company, Frank Black, Lewis Largent, Dis-, and
has a 3-track 7" included with songs by Lou Barlow, Dis-, and a special
surprise guest.  3 bucks.
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