ͻ
                      War, Death and Destruction #001                       
Ķ
          Date Released : [03/26/93]       Author: The Pyschotic Pyrotic    
Ľ
    Ok, here is our first issue. I hope it dosen't suck too bad...
ͻ
   Lamerz                      by                  The Pyschotic Pyrotic    
Ľ
   The Warboard Lamer- This is the guy who always gets his ass kicked in the
   War Board, and usually starts most of the insult wars himself. Then 
   when he loses, calls your parents, reads out messages you have posted all
   over the place(big fucking deal) and usually sounds pyschotic. ex. Lexis,
   Lurch

   The Hackers Suck Lamer- This is the type of lamer who goes around talking
   about how hackers suck and virus's are the worst thing ever created. They
   usually have no idea what they are talking about. ex. Lurch

   The yeahiamsostonedandwasted Lamer- This is the guy who calls up, talks 
   about how great beer or drugs are yet has never drunk a drop of beer or
   gotten high. ex. Xavier

   The sooper lamer- All the lamer types combined.

   The K-RaD lamer- This is the type of lamer who Thinks there a big hacker or
   Anarchist or any other underground activitys. This is also the user with
   handles like Hackdude or virus detected or drive error and don't know what
   the fuck there talking about. -Xavier

   The Keep-calling lamer- This is one of the stupidest lamers. If you have  
   Ever been a sysop, you will have seen these lamers before. They usually
   use there real names instead of handles. They keep calling your board back
   over and over again. They can't get it into there fuck'n head that you
   don't want them on your board or it is private. In, fact some stoopid
   lamer called Jim is doing this to me right now. Back, when i was running                                         
   darksun private, some lamer kept calling, entering the same new user 
   password each time. over and over.... ex. JIM

   The I-am-going-to-force-you-to-put-your-board-up-lamer= This lamer is 
   another known to sysops only. They will keep calling you up when they
   know your board is down or you have stopped running it, thinking that 
   you will put your board up for a looser like them.

   The WaReZ d00d- This is usually some preppie who has 8 lines, 10 16.8 
   modems, and a 686 computer just to run a board. They spend all there time
   calling boards LD and spend lots of money leeching warez LD.

   The Ansi Lamer- This is the lamer who puts up 10 ansi adds in a row, and
   begs everyone to call his board. They also put 80 messages in the rumors
   or OnlinerZ if the board has them. ex. The Fisher King
ͻ
   Lamers of the 313           by                  The Pyschotic Pyrotic    
Ľ
     So, You have seen the types of lamerz, Now here are the lamest in the
 area code...

                  -=LeXiS- KinG oF ThE lAmerZ=-
              Real Name- Brent Johnson
              Board- Electric Dreams(Wet Dreams, Zhentil Keep)
              BBS number- 349-3994???

   Lexis acts like he is so cool, says the stoopidest shit... He is always
   starting crap on War boards and Making lots of Fake Id's on Eliter boards.
   Whenever anyone does this to him, he will call there parents and bitch.
   He is under 4 feet tall and is 14 years old(I wonder if he gets his ass
   kicked by smurf stompers?). The kid is a fucking wimp. He has 4 brothers
   who are over 19. They are in a band called Department 10 which really  
   sucks. I know him personally before i called bbs's. Ok... A freind of mine, 
   Theo Manning used to call boards. Lexis called him a poser and challenged 
   him to a fight. So, Theo goes over there, and Lexis sends all of his 
   brothers and two of there freinds after him, with baseball bats. Then on 
   Halloween, i was stealing candy, and trashing places... when i was jumped 
   by Lexis's brothers while that faggot watched them. So, the next day, 
   he is telling everyone he kicked my ass. So, in school, i challenged him 
   to a fight after i heard that. So, then he said if i messed with him, he 
   was going to have someone else come after me. He will ass kiss whoever he 
   thinks could help him out or give him cool mags or warez. He thinks he is 
   this big hacker dood and anarchist... But next issue is all about him, so 
   i'll go on...

                  -=Xavier- Lexis's But budy=-
      
   This kid thinks Lexis is so cool and lexis is god. I got on Zhentil Keep
   once and saw there elite bases. This kid U/L ansi every VaS mag Lexis got,
   followed by a message in K-RaD r0d3nt f3c3s typing saying "I am so cool,
   i am such a hacker.

                 -=Lurch- Lexis's other But Buddy=-

   This kid is sooper fuck'n lame. He tried to call my parents(woo don't get
   me in trouble, yeah right..) because i swore and said "wiggers suck" on
   Castle aughh. This kid worships wiggers and then denies it... After i said
   Wiggers suck, he jumped into my shit about how i am a racist(so what), and
   in his own words, "You only like White Anglo-Saxon prodestents". I know
   he lives in farmington hills, so he is obviously a jew JAP. They are 
   the only ones who would say a line like that... stoopid fux. And then,
   when i call back later, he has all these jokes like "Why did the Nigger
   cross the road?", "To get to the KFC".. Good joke, but...

                 -=Electra- Vibrator co. CEO=- 
                
   Can we play solitree? She is Lexis's mom and shares his height. I do not
   really know why she named her handle after a vibrater company, and i don't
   want to...
                             
                 -=The Arabian Prince- Rich OPEC wannabe=-            
                
   This kids parents own oil fields and he is an Arab. They fucking rip us
   off with there fucking fuel prices and blow up world trade centers. And 
   what does are country do, help them. Nice fucking lives. He acts like he
   is such a hacker, but dosen't know shit. He acts like he is the king of
   the war board, but all his insults are mom jokes(too old) or "you honky
   redneck"(ooooh, that one hurt.hehehe). I kicked his ass at that once. 
   First, he said he would card me(like how is he going to find my parents
   credit card numbers?) and then later he said a freind would do it. nothing
   happened... Then he said he was going to kick my ass at twelve oaks(Yeah,
   i am going to smash a preppie at twelve oaks, at least not without twenty
   freinds). He asked me how old i was, and i replied a freshman, he said he 
   was a senior. I later found out he was a freshman... He also brags about
   how much money he has and about how he has 6 16.8 modems(i am not making
   this up!!!). 

                 -=Sir Robin=-  
   DAMMiT- nough said. Thinks you can mosh to alternative bands....

                 -=Rook-looser=-
   Exactly like Lurch, but not as big of a pussie...
   
                 -=Gregster- faggot lord=-
   This is one of the many fags on Castle:Suspicions... He is different from
   the others in the fact that he writes gay messages to the other male users
   and calls them pricks when they tell him to fuck off.. He is in his mid
   50's.... Sick fuck...

                 -=Pi'd Piper- nerd=-
   One of lexis's lame ass freinds. He brags about knowing pi up to the 100th
   digit...

                 -=GrandMaster- Arab ass kisser=- 
   This kid is constantly ass kissing the arabian prince...

                 -=Malcom X=-
   Some Nigger who said he would send his posse after us... black supremisist

                 -=Homeboy=-
   Wigger... He fucked around with hacker once, and his board was crashed
   about 20 times... He called himself a hacker, but he sucked and was 12 
   years old...

                 -=Abdul=-
   aka. Tom Home... He is one of lexis's lame ass freinds... He worships 
   Lexis... This kid called up my board once, and made lots of id's. I saw
   through them all and locked him out...( Notice that when i do this to them,
   they bitch)

                 -=Fred Bear=-
   Like abdul. He called up my board, got deleted and then helped The other
   lamers in the war on alcatraz cuz he was pissed that i wouldn't let him on.

                 -=Chris- The allaround looser=-
   Some snake-eater who said i was a looser and i would be in the new Tag 
   blacklist cuz i was ripping on the fisher king... He then bragged about
   how cool he was because he knew the people who made tag. So what the fuck
   does that mean? Oh, no The TaG team is going to hack the shit out of me
   and put me in a blacklist... Yeah i am so fucking scared... The only 
   sysops who run tag are faggots and lamers... Vision-x rules. He threatened 
   to get me kicked off Temple of the dog because i didn't put my real phone 
   number and other shit in... This lamer has gained too much influence over 
   a few elite sysops... Get rid of him...
                             
                 -=Augie- Death to the hackers=-
   This is some insignificant JAP faggot who thinks he can take on all the 
   hackers with his freinds rook and lurch... Big Looser, nice handle...
   He thinks all us hacks suck... And the only hackers come from farmington..
   SHIT... Everyone i have met from Farmington is a fag... Lurch, Rook, you
   Sir Robin... You Hack d00d$

                 -=Hoser- Hacker Hater=-
   One of some new anti-hacker group...

                 -=The Z=-
   One of lexis's best freinds... Likes narcing on people... Like Xavier
   and older... He makes up all this shit about being a phreaker and then
   talks about how they suck... Nice fucking life, your a nothing..

                 -=Tyrone=-
   Talks about how racist's suck... Look at his fucking handle...


                             WDD DiST SITES
ͻ
  BBS                          Number        Baud    Sysop                  
Ķ
  SLayer BBS  WDD World HQ    (313)348-0421  2400   The Pyschotic Pyrotic   
ͼ



