iNTRO Ok dudes this is my phirst seriers of Anrkey philes on Kat's. Don't you just hate those little pussy's, i sure in the hell do. Anyways, the phile is all How to do it yourself Home Kat abortions. Why the reason for kats, well i hate the goddamn shitheads for specific reasons. That i won't get into. Well enjoy the phile and have phun. SHiT YA'LL NEED Propane torch Koat Hanger Gloves Rope Nails Hammer Drugs & a Kat of kourse GET'N STARTED Ok, now get the above required stuff. Now toke a little, phry or whatever get's ya going. Phirst off take the koat hanger and bend it into a phairly straight wire. Take the koat hanger and make a noose on one end. You need to make sure that the noose is small enuf to phit into da Kat's Kunt. PHUN PART Ok now go out and phind yer victim. Well you have phound a kat, put on the gloves so you don't get scratch to hell and back. Now this is where the optional shit komes in. You kan either Nail the phucker to the ground by hammer'n nails thourgh it's pheet. This technique i phind to be the most effective. Or if your one of those squemish types (why the phuck are you read'n this then??) you kan use the rope. Just spread the phucker's legs to the phour korners. Tie the rope around each paw and tie to something else. Now you have the kat down supplied and bagged. Reach over and grab your nice instrument(koat hanger) and also grab the torch. Now you should be still wear'n the gloves, if not jack'n off will be a little harder phor you to do now. Anywayz, heat up the end of the noose with the oval end or however the phuck you made it. Wait until the shit is shine'n real bright orange or yellow. Some koat hangers will even turn white, now make sure you don't melt the damn noose. duh Insert the heated end of the noose into the kat's kunt, now jam the phucker all around, make sure you get every last one of those bastard kittens outta there. After you have phinished, unnail or untie the kat. Now i doubt it will walk away, but if you know who owns that kat, be a phriendly neighbor and drop it off at their house phor them. Now you really don't know which Kat is or not pregneat so hell try evey one of those pussy's. Now this also works for dogs, and even try this on yer girlphriend if you even knock her up. OTHER SiCK SHiT Now some other phun shit to do while do'n this. Bring along a tape recorder or a kamcorder and record the shit. Go home listen or watch it over and over again. Loads of phun dude. Now for you sick perverts, take a knife and just make the kat's kunt big enuf to slide yer dick in, hell a phree phuck. You kould also bang the phucker up the ass to if ya wanted. The best part about this is that it's like bust'n a virgin everytime and you don't have to wear a kondom either! Oh yea while ya do this phry really hard too.