HairNet Productions
     Hidden in #3!


    This file was hidden in #3, and it came with a decoder to decode the
garbled lines... I will now decode them for you... I'll indicate a decoded
section by placing it in quotes...



I am not here.

Gstyd d,r;; ;olr [p[vptm.
"Farts smell like popcorn."

Yes, you got it... I am a text file that does not exist.

Fptoypd str fotyu grry.
"Doritos are dirty feet."

I don't exist because I am not in CONTENTS.LST... if a text file is not in 
that, it doesn't exist.

{rsmiy Niyyrt od Hppf.
"Peanut Butter is Good"

You don't believe me.

Dyrs;yjMry ;ovld jsotu fpmlru ns;;x.  <for old time's sake>
"StealthNet licks hairy donkey balls."

If I existed... wouldn't I have a HairNet header, like the rest of the good
little text files?

Vs;; yjrdr npstfd: <HTJ - 363-5897, YDV - 939-2499>
"Call these boards: (GRH - ITS-DOWN)"

Ahh, now you say 'Gee, that text file is right!  It doesn't exist...'

Doy pm s ysvl, smf dyigg.
"Sit on a tack, and stuff."

Now may I ask you... how can I be right, if I don't exist?

Fpph do msysd.
"Doog si natas."

Stumped you, didn't I?!

{K Divld :)
"PJ Sucks :)"

Well, I don't exist.  

,pp ,pp ,pp ,pp ,pp ,pp
"moo moo moo moo moo moo"

I don't exist, and I am not here.

<sdjrf [pysyprd str ui,,u.
"Mashed potatoes are yummy."

You are not reading me.

Rsy upit [strmys.
"Eat your parents."

Why not?  Because... stupid... I don't exist.

Divl pm s frsf gtph.
"Suck on a dead frog."

If I existed, you would be able to read the in-between lines.

Yjsy'd rmpihj pg yjod din;o,oms; vts[.
"That's enough of this subliminal crap."


Now you say, 'Sheesh, that damn text file is right... it CAN'T exist!'

How can I be 'damn'ed if I don't exist?  Hmm?

I guess I can't... so stop saying stuff.

I bet you think you're reading me.

You're not... actually, you're quite insane in the head.

You are mental.

A loony.

Your dad's a loony.  Loony loony loony.

You said what?  You're NOT loony?

If you aren't loony... then tell me... what are you reading?

A text file that doesn't exist... you ARE loony.

Insane in the membrane.

Right about now you're saying... 'The person who WROTE THIS is the LOONY'

Noone wrote me.  I do not exist.

You say, 'Well, you're scary.'

No, I'm not scary... I am quite non-existant.

I heard you... you said... 'STOP!'

Ok.

