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By: Mojo

     Remember Bazooka Joe Gum?  Well, I had gotten a box today when I went to
see StarGate at Apple Valley theatre..  I couldn't get in for free because the
supervisor of that big line of Cinemas was there.  My friend Chris Would have
but since that bitch was there..  Anyway, Besides having to pay 2 bucks for the
movie and about $6.25 for refreshmenys and gum.. well, I saved all my wrappers
from the Bazooka Joe Comics, and I gathered the fortunes at the bottom.

     Since that is totally besides the point, I will now type for you, the
most stupid comic fortunes in the world, and translate what whoever thought of
these "Fortunes" was thinking at the time.

"You can count on others, but it's better to use your own fingers and toes."
Meaning: This guy was a mass murderer who ate people's fingers and toes.

"A penny saved makes cents."
Meaning: The author of this fortune obviously is the starving artist type.

"Whoever said `Words cannot hurt me' never got hit in the head with a
dictionary."
Meaning: This particular person was beaten at home with books and the such.

"So, What are you waiting for?"
Meaning: The person who was smart enough for this missed thier bus to work.

"If you don't have anything good to say about anyone, You haven't thought hard
enough"
Meaning: This person was bullied as a child.

"Be yourself; it's who does you best."
Meaning: This person is the Taco Fairy.

mOjO 0f _Drit_

mOjO@tMoK.rEs.wPi.eDu

irc nick -> Mojo_dft

greetz to you!
