HairNet Productions
    The FRiNK #1

                                Hey all yo0z...
                           This old bag of blarket is

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     This is the very first, special issue of the FRiNK... while it may not
be cool, it's still mighty tasty.  You might be saying, "What the eff does
'FRiNK' mean?"... or you just might not care... well, it's not just a
nonsense word rhyming with 'chink', but it also stands for:

                  Friggin Retarded idiotic New Koncepts
                  F       R        i       N   K

     I am well aware about how cool that isn't, but it would only matter if I
cared.  Actually, let me start off now... I am TAA... and I don't write this
whole thing... as a matter of fact, this is just my section of FRiNK... the
FRiNK writers are:

The Amnesia Avenger
MoJo
Tye Dye... soon.

  And we think we suck.

  Ok... now, let's get on with the show...

New Koncept #1 - Some things just lose their coolness.

Don't you just want to punch some people in the head who run around doing
things that just annoy the piss out of you?  You know who I mean... the total
asswipes who run around singing The Sweater Song, screaming "Schwing",
tapping you on the left shoulder while standing on your right... <or vice
versa>... another example... 'No Fear'.

That stuff makes me mad.

New Koncept #2 - Say no to drugs, unless you want to say yes.

Who cares.  I recently saw a girl get TOTALLY upset when she found out that
someone she knew smoked weed.  She cried for hours.  What the hell is wrong
with some people, really... she wasn't even friends with this person, she
just knew him... god... as the good old Batman show would say... "BLAM"

New Koncept #3 - Who would shop at a place named Tweeter?

Hell, who would NAME a place Tweeter?

New Koncept #4 - People like to get things beaten into their head so badly
                 that it hurts.

What's with the max amounts of stuff going around?  OJ... everything's OJ.
Everything's just total chaos... if it's not OJ, it's Co-Ed Naked, No Fear,
something wacky... HairDo0z... let me criticize myself... how many times did
I think I was going to write insults?  Sheesh... killed it... some people
just gotta learn when to say no.

-TAA




   Know what I think is really friggin retarded?  People who think they are all
elite and never go back to where they came, the good local boards.  I call out
long distance, and still call BELUS and all those other good local boards that
don't have any 'elit-0' purpose.

   Another thing.  People above who _TRASH_ the people that they once knew.
ie: RiCE.  I thought he was OK when he called around here for a bit.  Then he
got godhead cuz he has Liquid Jesus' board up with an unpaid iCE ansi from Dr.
Tongue. Besides, all that is on it are PPE's anyway.

-MoJ0



The FRiNK is:

The Amnesia Avenger [HairDo0z]
todd.belcher@chowda.com
The AmnesiaLand BBS [5o8]252-5367

Mojo [eden/indigo]
Mojo@tmok.res.wpi.edu
Freezing Process BBS: 4o1-943-....
NuP: All the World's a Stage
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