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 The Metaphor of Life!
 
 
Life is like a piece of spaghetti with a rock stuck on it.

It comes smoothly for a little while, then you choke and die.


Life is like an old, smelly, thing that sucks.

It is old, smelly and sucks.


Life is like a box of chocolates.

It is pretty good for a couple months, then it gets bad and rotten and stuff.


Life is like a girl...

I don't have one.


Life is like meatballs...

It holds together, then breaks into little pieces when you chew it.


Life is like something you don't understand...

You read it, and try to figure out what the hell is going on, and then 
decide that TAA is an idiot.


Life is like incense.

Once it burns out, you can't use it no more.


Life is like a mouse with a brick attached to it's back.

It has big stuff stuck on it.


Life is like them japenese lights.

Once you turn it off, you can't turn it back on again.


Life is like a bunch of flies.

It is busy, moves around a lot, and then some asswipe comes by and splats it
into little pieces... <his name could rhyme with Bo Kay>


Life is like sitting on a tack.

You don't feel anything at first, then it hurts like a mother shitter.


Life is like a brand new candy cane.

It's really crunchy.


Life is like drinking arsenic.

No matter what you do, you're going to die.


Life is like finishing this text file.

It was written by TAA <todd.belcher@chowda.com>

