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      'Whatever'

    For you morons who don't read CONTENTS.LST, and have no flarking idea 
what's what... this is a list of sayings that mean the same thing as, 
"Whatever floats your boat"... Yeah, it's stupid... yeah, I'll drag it out
so long you'll wanna die... but hey... poop happens.

Whatever bursts your bubble.
Whatever rocks your cradle.
Whatever picks your butt.
Whatever frees your willy.
Whatever ties your shoe.
Whatever pinches your cheek.
Whatever frosts your donut.
Whatever blows your nose.
Whatever pees your pants.
Whatever bites your monkey.
Whatever flarks your taco.
Whatever chews your moo moo.
Whatever licks your pop.
Whatever pops your disk.
Whatever tickles your pickle.
Whatever flips your finger.
Whatever blinks your eye.
Whatever closes your book.
Whatever pulls your string.
Whatever zips your fly.
Whatever shaves your yak.
Whatever blows your goat.
Whatever empties your bladder.
Whatever kills your lettuce.
Whatever presses your button.
Whatever rips your fart.
Whatever turns your key.
Whatever... uhh... nevermind.

-TAA

