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Uh.. Hello, I am Mojo, Rhode Island's wacky Telecommer which calls MA Boards..
Something bothers me...

You know what I don't understand?

10.     Why do they call it "Taking" a dump?  Your'e not really TAKING it
anywhere, They should call it "Leaving" a Dump.

9.      Why is it when I pick my nose.. It's full again in a matter of
minutes..?

8.      Why do "Quiet Printers" always sound like RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGGG
HHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH..

7.      Why do they call them "Warez" When you can't wear them on your Ass?

6.      WHy d0 uS W@cKY Ri PeoPLe TyPe LiKE THiS??!@ d00o0oodt?

5.      Why should you call LD to get a couple of files, when theyr;e gonna
come around soon enough?

4.      Why is EVERY telecommer in MA into Blair's Carraige? <SP>

3.      Why is EVERY RI telecommer into pervertedness? (I know why..)

2.      Why does TA talk to himself?

"He doesn;t talk to himself.. It's the fairy thing that likes tacos."

Oh shaaaaaadup..

"I'm serious."

I'm not..

*WHAP*

"Thanks, I feel a lot better."

drum roll please.

"badabadabadabadabbadabadabada.."

The Number one thing I don;t understand....

1.      Why Do c0ws mo0?
