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        "Phat"


     This is a song called "Phat", written by me, TAA and Gargamel...

Eating plants makes me sick.
Don't need condoms, have no dick.
Capture bugs with my sock,
indigestion from a rock.

Flick a booger on the wall,
get beat up at the mall.
Bunch of frogs were in my pool,
oh Tom Harris, you're so cool.

Mike Langtagne is a god,
he gives rides to Shaun and Todd.
I got drunk and stepped on glass.
Dad came home and kicked my ass

<Chorus>:       Sit around, watch TV.
                I'll get fat, like my cat.
                Drink a lot, I don't pee.
                Hit my cat with a bat.
                It was fat, it was fat.

Green grass, my yard.
Pig's ass makes lard.
Rusty shit on the rug,
grandpa's teeth in a mug.

Dad's fat ass broke the couch.
Fell off the roof, now I slouch.
Graeber's going parasailing,
Get pissed off, rip out railing.

I get dumped twice a week.
I've got blisters on my feet.
Watch TV with my parents.
Horatio Carlito Rosalina Clarence.

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