HairNet Productions
       Top 10

Top 10 things to do to save time:

10. Use the hairdryer while still in the bathtub.
9.  Delete any StealthNet board from your dialing directory. :)
8.  Only use the bathroom when you can feel the wetness on your underwear.
7.  Put all of your food in your cup and drink/eat at the same time.
6.  After someone ELSE makes your bed, cleverly sleep on TOP of the sheets,
    as not to get them messed up.
5.  Put on your clothes for school/work the night before and sleep in them.
4.  Ignore all the messages on my board.
3.  Get velcro sneakers.
2.  Put on clothes, still wet, right out of the washer.
1.  Take a leak while yer in the shower.

Written/Made Up by:

The Amnesia Avenger/Todd Belcher of HairNet Productions


     I know, I know... it sucked... well, write one of your friggin own and
send it over so I can put it in HairDo0z Release #1!

-TAA

