What have You done to frustrate a LIBERAL Today?

Nurse! I said: "SLIP off his SPECtacles!"

Suicide Hotline...please hold for the next available..."

486SX: When only the most recent mediocrity will do...

A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key.

A living example of Artificial Intelligence.

Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain DOS?

Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conference.

I can see clearly now, my brain is gone.....

 ---> Chelsea has two mommies.

"Security to bridge!!! Data is being formatted!"

I played poker with tarot cards: got a flush and five people died.

9 out of 10 rotweilers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses.

  Don't panic.. it's only a virus   

Conservative: (n) Liberal who has been mugged.

'Build a watch in 56,179 easy steps' by C. Forsberg.

747s are nice, but Town Cars don't fall 30,000ft.

I'd prefer the non-smoking lifeboat, please."

Last words at R&E's BBS: "Russ, go see who's at the door"
