Limit Congress to two terms: 1 on office and 1 in jail.


Scotty. hurry. beam me"  uragg^* NO CARRIER.


A)bort R)etry G)et a gun and kill it.


All great truths began as blasphemies.


Animals -- the renewable resource


Beware of geeks bearing GIFs!


Choosy perverts choose GIF.


Democratic rule: "Confusion creates jobs."


Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.


Eliminate government waste no matter how much it costs.


ERROR 407: Program too idiotic.


Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk.  I dare you.


Gun Control is being able to hit your target.


Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.


How many sex-restricted jobs require a penis or a vagina?


How do I set my laser printer to stun?


I'm from the government. I'm here to help you.


If it works; always tear it apart and find out why.


Iraq shot down 38 Patriot Missiles with their SCUDS.


IRS: How much did you make last year?  Please remit same.


LOTTERY: Just a tax on people who are bad at math.


Multitasking allows screwing up several things at once.


Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload on the move.


Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex


REALITY.SYS corrupted -- Reboot UNIVERSE [Y,n]?


Save the plankton - eat a whale.


Tagline Lotto: <- Scratch here to reveal prize.


The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.


Windows: An answer to a question nobody has ever asked.


VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"


We all live in a yellow subroutine.
