Chat Logs Of a Madman with a defective pager.
by Mark Spigman

CHAT LOG OPENED 031694 23:12

The Sysop is here

UH..DO YA HAVE THE FILE DASMEASD.ZIP and FAKSMDF1.gif and 
SPHABSD2.ZIP
     
What? Did you them it on here?

UH, I DIDN'T SEE IT. I THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHERE IT WAS.

Its in the section called Hidden files.

UH, OK. I"LL LOOK AGAIN.

bye
/q
CHAT LOG CLOSED 031694 23:14
<<Pager off>>

CHAT LOG OPENED 031794 02:42

The Sysop is here.

Hi! I just wanted to tell you that I want adult access or higher access.

Wgat tiem is it/

What? Are you ok?
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NO CARRIER

CHAT LOG CLOSED 031794 02:47

CHAT LOG OPENED 031794 04:23

The Sysop is here.

yea. I was checkin if you were there.






hello. is anyone over there. I see you. Come on. Hello!



You are a bad sysop. This place sucks. I hate your Board. You are lame. I
am calling the feds and telling them you have kiddie porn. Where are you.
Your mom said hi. I'm going to kick you ass if you don't answer.
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I'm going to wait until you answer.
/page
/s
/exit
/x
Hey how do I get out of here?
/quit
quit
bye
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Fine i'll wait until you answer!
You are GAY! I'm Talking to the feds now. I have a capture of Your board
and you had SIMcity on here. I got a capture. Hold on I'm talking to Bruce
Williams of THE FBI. Your Busted. 
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Hey man What are you doing? 
You are a loser fag!

<<Time exceeded>> Logging off.
CHAT LOG CLOSED 031794 05:53 

CHAT LOG OPENED 031794 12:31

The Sysop is here.

YEA i JUST GOT MY COMPUTER AND MODER AND I  DPNT KNOW
HOW TO USE THE COMPUTER AND MODER. HOW DO I USE IT.

Well, Do you have a book on computers. I really can't teach you computers
over the phone. 

OH, OK. WHAT BOOK SHOULD I READ?

Any book on computer basics. I don't know any offhand but look at the
library or book store. 

OK. WHAT DOES TERMINAL MEAN.

uh.. Terminal is what the program is called that you are using to connect
with me. Whats the name of your terminal?

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS. 

Ok. What does it say at the bottom of the screen. The words that don't
move.

UH. HOLD ON. OK HERE THEY ARE. 
TERMINATE CONNECT 2400 YOUR BBS NAME 12:37PM

Ok. your using terminate. What you want to do is look around. I have to go
and check my mail. Leave me mail if you have anymore questions. 

UH, OK. I'LL LOOK AROUND ON YOUR BBS. hOW MUCH TIME DO
I HAVE? 

It says 42 minutes.

I NEED SOME HELP WITH DOWNLOADING. 

Ok. Hold on.
<<Please hold>>
<<I'm Back>>
Ok. You have 4 hours today. go ahead and look around. I have a special
section for downloading. just type f at the prompt and it'll take you there.

OK THANKS. I CANT STAY TOO LONG. I'M CALLING LONG
DISTANCE AND I CAN'T STAY LONG. 

Ok bye
/q
CHAT LOG CLOSED 031794 12:48

    
CHAT LOG OPENED 031894 16:52

The Sysop is here.

Yea, My friend was on here earlier and he said you were messing with him.

Who are you and what are you talking about?

I'm Guardian. My friend is Slasher and he said you were ignoring him and
saying stuff to piss him off. 

I don't know what your talking about. 

Well He said he was going to call the feds and I'm going to help him. He
saw a copy of Simcity on Your BBS last week and he says that's illegal.
ANd Hes going to bust you. We captured it. You're busted.

Look, I have no idea who you are. I don't have simcity anymore. It was u/l
by someone who is no longer on this board and was deleted. 

It doesn;t matter. Your busted. we have it captured. You're going down. 

Ok, Send the feds in. I got some donuts. What was your freinds handle?

Slasher.

Ok hold on. 
<<Please Hold>>

<<I'm Back>>
Slasher's not on this board. and neither are you.
/bye
+++ATH0
CHAT LOG CLOSED 031894 17:03

CHAT LOG OPENED 031894 20:28

The Sysop is here.

Yea, I would like adult access.

How old are you?

28 years old.
<<Hold On>>
<<I'm Back>>
According to your user info your 12.

no way I was born in 62'

That makes you 34. 

Sorry I mean 1966.

Well I don't believe you one bit. You'll need to wait 6 years little boy.

You SUCK. I know someone who has millions of virus's and he'll u/l them
all. 

Who? 

He's a freind of mine. He'll get you good. The Bibles Den BBS gave me
adult access!

Whats your handle on there? 

Its the same and I'll blacklist your BBS in our secret CIA net.
I can bust in the Credit Bureau and ruin your Credit cards and make you
life real bad. I can get into the FBI and make you a Madman. You are dead
man! No one messes with Guardian. I'll send you a floppy and you'll run
it and it'll blow up your monitor. I'll Kick You but!

I'm already a Madman. I'm a Sysop.
/bye

NO CARRIER

CHAT LOG CLOSED 031894 20:34
<<pager off>>

There is no Grammar scores or spell checking because, well, Grammatik
had a CPU attack and had to be difloppulated back to life.
