"I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!"  

I'm not a real UFO, but I play one one Fido.

He's dead Jim..get off of him!

I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

I've found stranger things than that in a cereal box.

:.::: ::..: ::.::.  :..:: Tagline in Braille

Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min)

If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound.

640k = 4480 in dog bytes.

As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841.

Black holes were created when God divided by zero.

Buy a 486-33 so you can reboot faster.

I love my country but I fear my government.

9 out of 10 rotweilers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses.

Hello, I am part number ޺۳ݳݳ
