                                   IN UTERO 
                                   ~~~~~~~~
SERVE THE SERVANTS
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Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old
Self-appointed judges judge 
More than they have sold

If she floats then she is not 
A witch like we had thought
A down payment on another one at Salem's lot

Serve the servants- oh no
Serve the servants- oh no
Serve the servants- oh no 
Serve the servants- That legendary divorce is such a bore

As my bones grew they did hurt
They hurt really bad
I tried hard to have a father but instead I had a dad
I just want you to know that I don't hate you anymore
There is nothing I could say that I haven't thought before

Serve the servants....(repeat of before)

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Serve the servants- oh no (x6)
Serve the servants- That legendary divorce is such a bore

SCENTLESS APPRENTICE
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Like most babies smelled like butter 
His smell smelled like no other
He was born scentless and senseless 
He was born a scentless apprentice

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 
Go away, go away, go away

Every wet nurse refuse to feed him
Electrolytes smell like semen
I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets
There are countless formulas for pressing flowers

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Go away, go away, go away

I lie in the soil and fertilize mushrooms 
Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume
You can't fire me because I quit
Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Go away, go away, go away, go away, go away

HEART-SHAPED BOX
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

Hey, wait                                    ~|
I've got a new complaint                      |---3x
Forever in debt to your priceless advice     _|

Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet
Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath
Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back

Hey, wait.... 3x

<instruments only>

<repeat 1st verse>

RAPE ME (sometimes called WAIF ME)
~~~~~~~
Rape me
Rape me, my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

I'm not the only one, yayaa
I'm not the only one, yayaa
I'm not the only one, yayaa
I'm not the only one

Hate me
Do it and do it again 
Waste me
Rape me, my friend

I'm not the only one, yayaa (x3)
I'm not the only one

My favorite inside source 
I'll kiss your open sores 
Appreciate your concern
You're gonna stink and burn

<repeat 1st verse>

<repeat chorus>

RAPE ME! (x17)

FRANCES FARMER WILL HAVE HER REVENGE ON SEATTLE 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Does anybody know who Frances Farmer is? If you do tell me. Thanx.)

It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid
It's so relaxing to hear that you're asking whenever you get your way
It's so soothing to know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same
I miss the comfort in being sad
I miss the comfort in being sad
I miss the comfort in being sad

In her false witness, we hope you're still with us, to see if they float or drown
Our favorite patient, a display of patience, disease-covered Puget Sound
She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars, leave a blanket of ash on the ground
I miss the comfort in being sad (x3)

<instruments only>

<repeat 1st verse>

<repeat chorus>

DUMB
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I'm not like them, but I can pretend
The sun is gone, but I have a light
The day is done, but I'm having fun

I think I'm dumb
Or maybe just happy  
Think I'm just happy 
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy

My heart is broke 
But I have some glue
Help me inhale
And mend it with you 
We'll float around
And hang out on clouds 
Then we'll come down
And have a hangover
Have a hangover
Have a hangover
Have a hangover

Skin the sun 
Fall asleep
Wish away
Soul is cheap
Lesson learned 
Wish me luck 
Soothe the burn
Wake me up

<repeat 1st verse>

<repeat chorus>

I think I'm dumb (x12)

VERY APE
~~~~~~~~
I am buried up to my neck in 
Contradictionary flies
I take pride as the king of illiterature
I'm very ape and very nice

If you ever need anything please don't
Hesitate to ask someone else first
I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive 
I've seen it all, I was here first

Out of the ground
Into the sky
Out of the sky 
Into the dirt

<repeat 2nd verse>

Out of the ground
Into the sky
Out of the sky
Into the ground
Out of the ground
Into the sky 
Out of the sky 
Into the dirt

MILK IT
~~~~~~~
<instruments only>

I am my own parasite 
I don't need a host to live
We feed off of each other
We can share our endorphins

Doll steeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaak
Test meeaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Look on the bright side is suicide
Lost eyesight I'm on your side
Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing
Lack of iron and/or sleeping

I own my own pet virus
I get to pet and name her
Her milk is my shit
My shit is her milk

Test meeaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Doll steeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaak

Look on the bright side is suicide
Lost eyesight I'm on your side
Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing
Lack of iron and/or sleeping

<instruments only>

Doll steeeeeeaaaaaak
mmhTest meeeeaaaaaaat

Look on the bright side is suicide
Lost eyesight I'm on your side
Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing
Lack of iron and/or sleeping
Protector of the kennel
Ecto-plasma, ecto-skeletal
Obituary birthday
Your scent is still here in my place of recovery

PENNYROYAL TEA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm on my time with everyone
I have very bad posture

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty

Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld
So I can sigh eternally

I'm so tired I can't sleep
I'm a liar and a thief
Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty

<instruments only>

I'm on warm milk and laxatives
Cherry-flavored antacids

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty

RADIO FRIENDLY UNIT SHIFTER
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<instruments only>

Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy 
Afterbirth of a nation 
Starve without your skeleton key

I love you for what I am not 
I do not want what I have got
Blanket acne'd with cigarette burns
Speak at once while taking turns

What is what I need
What is wrong with me
What is what I need

This has nothing to do with what you think
If you ever think at all 
Bi-polar opposites attract 
All of a sudden my water broke

I love you for what I am not 
I do not want what I have got
Blanket acne'd with cigarette burns
Second-rate third degree burns

What is what I need
What is wrong with my
What do I think I think

Hate your enemies
Save, save your friends
Find, find your place
Speak, speak the truth

What is what I need
What is wrong with me
What is what I need
What do I think I think

<repeat 1st verse>

What is wrong with me 
What is what I need 
What is what I need
What do I think I think

What is wrong with me
What is what I need 
What is what I need
What do I think I think

<instruments only>

tourette's
~~~~~~~~~~
(In the lyrics list all it says is "Cufk, Tish, Sips" which unscrambles to 
F**K, SH*T, and P*SS. I'm trying to get as many words right as I can here.)

Moderate Rock... (I thought maybe it said MODERN ROCK at first but it's 
                  definitely Moderate, I think...)

Bird sugar paradise <?>
Is my time <?>
Got it all out of town/sound <?>
From my home <?>              
Queen of ???? at the dance <???>
In my eye/heart <?>
Queen of ??? something/stuck in France <??>
A mile high/In my eye/???? 

Hey
Hey 
Heeeeeyyy! aaaaaaaaah aaaah

Outta town outta sight
Is my home
?????????????
Queen of ?? at the day/yesterday <?????>
In my home
Long gone at the prom
In my eye/heart
One more at the cold ....<I just got a new idea of what it might be saying..>
Of my heart

Hey 
Hey 
Heeeeeeyyaaaaaaaahaahhhhhh

Mean heart 
Cold heart
Cold heart
Cold heart
Cold heart
Cold heart
Cold heart 
Cold heart

<Well, I tried..>

ALL APOLOGIES
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What else should I be 
All apologies
What else could I say
Everyone is gay
What else could I write 
I don't have the right
What else should I be
All apologies

In the sun
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun
In the sun
I'm married
Buried

I wish I was like you
Easily amused
Find my nest of salt
Everything is my fault
I'll take all the blame
Aqua seafoam shape
Sunburn with freezerburn
Choking on the ashes of her enemy

In the sun 
In the sun I feel as one 
In the sun 
In the sun
I'm married
Married 
Married 
Buried...yeah yeah yeah yeah

All in all is all we all are (x19)
All in all is all we are


