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 HeadLine:  "Kissing Room Rejected"                                         
 Story:  Due to budget considerations, the City Council rejected the propo- 
         sal of building a "kissing room" at the local airport.  The room   
         was intended to be of service to the couples saying goodbye to     
         give them more privacy.                                            
                                                                            
 HeadLine:  "And If Your Luggage Doesn't Arrive..."                         
 Story:  A malfunctioning machine accidentally tore the identification tags 
         off 1,000 pieces of luggage at The London Airport and 1,000 people 
         traveled overseas not knowing their luggage would not arrive with  
         them.  Airport authorities had to sort things out as the people    
         came to the airport to request information about their luggage.    
                                                                            
 HeadLine:  Plane Lands                                                     
 Story:  People of Brussels were very surprised when a plane landed on a    
         very busy street in Brussels, refueled, then took off again.       
                                                                            
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