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 HeadLine BITS!                                                             
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 * Ad:  "Why Would Anyone Eat Breakfast Any Place Else?  Our Daily          
   Breakfast Special 2 eggs, Bacon, Sausage, or Ham, Home Fries & Homemade  
   Biscuits.  Just $299 no coupon Necessary."  What does it cost if you have
   a coupon?                                                                
 * Coupon:  "2 Calzones (Stuffed Italian Panties) Ricotta & Mozzarella      
             + 4 Toppings $10.39 Plus Tax Free Delivery!"  Stuffed Panties? 
            Now that could make dinner interesting if ordering for your     
            teenage son.                                                    
 * Suspect In Bank Holdups Driven By Cocaine Habit                          
 * Cops Halt Doughnut Shop Robbery                                          
 * Nothing Destroyed In Fire, But Damage Near $100,000                      
 * Missing Turtle Turns Up After 13 Years                                   
 * Nude Scene Done Tastefully In Radio Play                                 
 * Gas Chamber Executions May Be Health Hazard                              
 * 2 Headlines in the same paper on the same day:  "Teen births in Brevard  
   Up 17 Percent, Study Says."  "Birth Rate Dropping Among Brevard Teens."  
 * Customers Didn't Notice Dead Clerk                                       
 * Blind Cabbie Forced To Abandon Driving                                   
 * Ability To Swim May Save Children From Drowning                          
 * Perfect sign:  "Open Unless Closed After Hours"                          


