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                         Great One-Liners 1994                              
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    A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.                                     
    When all else fails, read the directions.                               
    If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.                        
    If reality wants to get in touch with me, it knows where I am.          
    There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.              
    The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn't.         
    The best prophet of the future is the past.                             
    The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.             
    The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.             
    No really great man every thought himself so.                           
    Beware the man who can't be bothered with details.                      
    A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.                   
    Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.                       
    Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.                 
    If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.                       
    Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.                                    
    An institution is the lengthened shadow of one man.                     
    Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment.               
    Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.                          
    No one really knows enough to be a pessimist.                           


