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  Up A Tree!  Wilf Healy, president of the Urban Tree Climbing Society of   
  England justifies the tree full of british executives seen in his         
  backyard: 'Somebody suggested we try climbing, and I said 'Why not        
  trees?', and nobody could think of a reason not to. So we started         
  climbing them.' The society requires members to climb at least one tree a 
  week, and do it in public on the way home from work, or at any other      
  convenient time. Also members must be middle-aged, and quite unfit. The   
  society has 'branches' all over England!                                  
  [Ed: We better LEAVE this one alone, it's NOT WHOLLY funny...]            


