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 Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?             
 A: Two : One the change the bulb and one not to change it.                 
    Note: 1 to change and 1 not to change is fake Zen. The true Zen answer  
          is four. One to change the bulb.                                  
                                                                            
 Q: How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?             
 A: Billions and billions.                                                  
                                                                            
 Q: How many mothers does it take to change a light bulb?                   
 A: None. ("That's all right... I'll just sit here in the dark...")         
                                                                            
 Q: How many Generals/Politicians does it take to change a light bulb?      
 A: 1,000,001: 1 to change it, & 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the   
    point where they need light bulbs again.                                
                                                                            
 Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?                   
 A: How many can you afford?                                                
                                                                            
 Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?             
 A: What kind of answer did you have in mind?                               


