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 Laws Beyond Murphy!                                                        
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 * Murphy didn't cover everything.                                          
 * If a mind is at rest it surely will rust.                                
 * No matter what it is you purchase, if seen on a television ad, it always 
   works better on the commercial.                                          
 * No matter how ineptly a job is done, the federal government can make     
   it worse.                                                                
 * The parent who protects their child from every illness that comes around 
   will end up getting those illnesses and the child will still get sick.   
 * Diets always sound like a good idea after a big meal.                    
 * Stopping smoking is always a good idea, especially in the evening.  But  
   the next morning the thought comes to mind where you ever got the idea   
   in the first place.                                                      
 * When going on a trip, if you plan for cold weather, it will be warm and  
   vice versa.                                                              
 * If the public cries out to the government to cut out the fat and excess  
   spending, the fat and excessive spenders are the one's doing the cutting.
 * Concrete will not harden unless someone put their initials in it.        
 * A decision made in haste is nothing more than a waste.                   
 * If looking for something specific, with a certain price, purchase it to- 
   day and you will be sure to find the right price tomorrow.               


