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                                       CHAPIER TEN

                                    "I Had A Dream"

    When Peter Ruckman and Zane Hodges died, the Lord
hauled them both up to the Judgment Seat of Christ at the same
time, since they had ''bound'' some matters on earth that were
still ''bound in heaven" (see Matt. 18:18). First, the Lord com-
mended Zane Hodges on the terrific job he had done in destroy-
ing the faith of two thousand young men (which included several
dozen teachers) in an archaic translation that no one could
understand; one that had been translated from a handful of
manuscripts. He further commended Brother Hodges for the
marvelous work he had done in restoring the faith of Bible-
correctors in the Syrian, or Byzantine type of text, used by
Chrysostom.

    Then "Ruckman's" turn came. Naturally, he was severely
castigated in the same terms by which he had castigated others
(Matthew 7:1-2), and was given to understand, in no uncertain
terms, that his failure as a Bible teacher was due to the fact
that he had absolutely refused to correct a 'reliable transla-
tion'' with the ORIGINAL GREEK TEXT. When Ruckman
complained that he had never seen a copy to use for correc-
tions, the Lord told him '''that is no excuse! John R. Rice had
a copy and so did Stewart Custer. And you heard Broadus,
Caroll, Sumner, and Gill say a hundred times that `faithfulness
to the ORIGINAL' was the ultimate validation for any transla-
tion.''

    Naturally, Ruckman was deeply humbled by this severe
rebuke given in the presence of angels, cherubim, seraphim and
the spirits of just men made perfect (Heb. 12:23). He hung his
head in shame as he knelt before the fire that burned up forty
years of his ministry as a Bible teacher and cornmentator.  It
could not abide the fire (see 1 Cor. 3:10-16) because of his false

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motive. He had been trying to create believers IN THE WRONG
BOOK.

    ''You see,'' said the Lord, ''the reason why Zane Hodges
always found more revelations in the Bible than you did, and
was able to dig out the 'deeper things' in the Scripture that you
missed, is because he, as a faithful servant, created trust in un-
seen, unread, lost pieces of paper that l discarded more than
1,800 years ago.''

    Naturally, Ruckman confessed this heinous and terrible sin,
and in abject humiliation he begged God to forgive him for pro-
ducing several hundred deceived members of a ''Cult'' who
believed the Authonzed Version of their Bible, in their language,
was the Holy Scriptures.

    "Well enough then, " said the Lord, ' 'let that be a lesson
to you! You see now why Christians learned so much more Bi-
ble sitting under Zane Hodges and his friends (Wilbur Picker-
ing, Arthur Farstad, and Donald Waite), and why, in a lifetime,
you weren't able to teach anyone the Word of God. This ex-
plains why the graduates of Dallas led so many more souls to
Christ than your pupils did. They were more rooted and ground-
ed in the truth that yours were. You were a failure as a Bible
teacher, Ruckman, and what little truth can be found in your
110 books wasn't essential for anyone to know, anyway. As
you know, by now, I stopped revealing truths in the scripture
in 90 A.D."

    ''Yes sir. Yes, Lord. I am so sorry.''

    ''Now I am going to give you an opportunity to atone for
your misguided ministry which produced nothing but a cult.
I am going to let you balance the scales if you are willing to
repent!"

    ''Oh yes, Lord! Yes, yes! I'll do anything to make it right!"

    "Good! Here is what you are to do. See those brilliant Bi-
ble teachers over there who produced ten times as many real
believers as you did?'' (And here he pointed to a group com-
posed of Chuck Swindoll, J. Vernon McGee, Stewart Custer,
James Price, Cliff Robinson, Bob Jones III, John MacArthur,
Wiersbe, Wilmington, Hindson, Hutson, Hymers, Hobbs, Hor-
ton, Wemp, Dell, Sherman, Melton, and Walker.) "Here is

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what you are to do! You are to spend the first one thousand
years of eternity (see Rev. 20:1-2) picking fruit off of the tree
of life for THEM, and your job will be to keep them supplied
daily with this fruit. Don't forget to peel and core the fruit that
needs it, and be sure and take all the seeds out so they don't
swallow any. Got it?"

    ''Yes sir! Thank you sir! Yes, Lord I will! Pronto! Right
on the money! Thank you Lord! Thank God for giving me a
chance to help out some REAL Bible teachers! Boy, what an
opportunity ! "

    And so Zane Hodges put Ruckman on a leash and tied him
up to a hitching post; taking him for a daily stroll to the river
of Life where he picked fruit for the real Bible teachers who
had put God and the Bible first instead of their own opinions
and preferences. "AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER
AFTER. "

    (Just kidding, folks, "A MERRY HEART DOETH
GOOD LIKE A MEDICINE").

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