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Trade with us and we will aid you in defeating the other humans.
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Attacking your allies will increase your power!
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The other players are taking more than their fair share of planets!
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You human scum will all die!
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Transport your goods to us or suffer the consequences!
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THE SATHARIAN EMPIRE demands 50% of all your possessions.  If we do not 
Receive payment, your life will not even be worth Bantha fodder.
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Eat at Joe's
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We butchered the Two Guys From Andromeda, YOU ARE NEXT!
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Buy our new AGIMA 6000SUX.  On sale everywhere you can find a Babel Fish!
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Try the Double Decker HOMOSAPIEN Burger*.  You'll love it to death!
*Precooked Weight 175lbs.
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While passing through your galaxy our scouts encountered a huge SEWAGE storm.
Our chief mappers have named this region 'InterGalactic Bowel Movement'.
'IBM' for short.
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Here at CrabApple Computers, located in downtown Satharia,  we have a fine
line of MAC-IN-THE-BOX computers.  Full three EARTH day warranty.  After that
you can always use this versatile machine for a boat anchor or a paper weight!
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The SYSOP cheats and has a multiple logon in this game!
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Pay the Author for this game!
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You thought Darth Vader was tough?  Wait until we trash your whole alliance!
Long Live THE SATHARIAN EMPIRE!
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How dare you human filth even think of attacking us.  You are not even worthy
enough to clean our toilets!
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Does it bother you that everyone in this galaxy is a better player than you?
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This BBS is run on a PORTFOLIO!
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Uploading files increases your chances of winning an attack!
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Attack Flash BBS and your player will be deleted from the game.
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