

  Bill Clinton decided to watch a horse race one day, and while
  watching, one of the horses died right on the track.  Bill rushed
  over to the dead horse, gave the jockey a pat on the back and asked,
  "Can I buy that dead horse?"

  The jockey, a little taken back by the offer, said, "What do you want
  with a dead horse?"

  "Nevermind," bill answered.  "I'll give you $1000 for it."  The
  jockey asked for more, and Bill ended up paying a lot more, but
  that's another joke.

  Bill went out to the street and flagged a taxi.  "Taxi driver, I need
  you to come help me with my horse.  I'll pay you $100."  The driver
  accepted and they went and dragged the dead horse and stuck it,
  mostly hanging out, into the trunk of the taxi.  Bill and the driver
  got into the heavily loaded taxi, bill gave the driver his home
  address, and they proceeded to the house.

  When they arrived there, Bill asked the driver, "I need you to help
  me get the horse into my house.  I'll pay you another $100."  The
  driver resisted, but finally accepted after a little more money was
  promised (Yep, still a different joke), not to mention he was now
  curious about Bill's plans for a dead horse.

  After getting the horse into the house, Bill asked, "I need you to
  help me get this horse into the elevator.  I'll pay you another
  $100." The driver was now getting curious about the horse, and helped
  Bill get it into the elevator.

  When they arrived at the top floor of the house, Bill asked, "I need
  you to help me get this horse into Hillary's shower.  I'll pay you
  another $100."

  The driver couldn't handle the curiosity anymore.  "Why in the WORLD
  are you putting a dead horse in Hillary's shower??"  At first, Bill
  refused to answer, but knowing that the he still needed the driver to
  get the horse into the shower, he gave in.

  "Well, you see, Hillary is really smart.  Much smarter than I am.
  Every time someone asks a question, she cuts in and answers it.
  Every time she asks me a question, I don't have an answer.  I'm
  kindof getting sick of being the one that never has the answer.

  "So I get this dead horse, you see, and I put it in her shower.  Now
  when she gets home tonight, she's going to go into the bathroom to
  take a shower, and she's going to see the dead horse.  She's going to
  yell at me, 'BILL, WHAT THE HECK IS THIS IN MY SHOWER??!?!' and I'm
  going to answer, 'It's a dead horse, you stupid idiot!'"
                                                   

