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                        -/- HOTWiRiNG MADE SiMPLE -\-
        
        Hot-wiring is the the process in which cars are started without the
use of a key.
        Ok .. firstly ppl, this method mainly works only on the shitty old 
cars unfortunately .. just about all of the new cars have a much better 
startup method; most of them are electronic in one way or another.  Like the 
Mercs for example; these dayz they have a double electronic barrier, both the 
engine and the key hole are worked by electronic impulses, so you also have to 
be a whiz with electronix to start a Merc .. but don't worry .. i'm working on 
new methods .. ;)
        Here is what you do:
                               
                             ,dPPPPPPPPPPd,
                            dPP        PPd  
       Steering wheel ==> 'PPP          PPP'
                         'PPP            PPP'
                          'PPP    //\\    PPP'
                           'PPP //    \\ PPP'͵ <==Ignition Slot (Where the
                             'PPPPPPPPPPPP'                       Key goes)

        [Ok .. I know this Askii drawing is stuffed .. but as long as you get 
the basic piccy .. ;)]
        Now, you follow the ignition slot down to the back .. it sorta
connects to this other tube thing .. like so:

                        \ \ 
                         \ \<==Tube thing BEHiND wheel
                          \ \____
                           \_____[͵ <= Ignition slot
                                 ^^ Where they connect

        Simply disconnect the area where the ignition slot and the tube
connects.  Make sure you have a FLATHEAD screwdriver with you.  After you
disconnect it, stick the screwdriver into the tube bit and turn.  
        Suprise suprise, the engine should start!  The simplicity behind it
is that when you turn the proper key in the ignition slot, it turns (in
certain cars) this tube thingy, which starts the engine.
        This tube part may be different from car to car .. just follow the 
ignition tube back 'till you find it.  Of course, this isn't gonna work on
most of the new cars .. but if ever you see a Toyota Dyna be sure to try it; 
i'm certain it works on that particular model.
        Sometimes the tube may be covered by a plastic casing, but you can
simply unscrew it with a screw driver, and axs the tube bit.

	Well that's about it for now, and remember- this information SHOULD
only be used by ppl who have lost their car keys ;) 

SiLVRTHR / =MAIM=      

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