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Essay Name       : 976.txt 
Uploader         : Richard Nakasato
Email Address    : 
Language         : English
Subject          : Education
Title            : Essay
Grade            : None, college application essay
School System    : Hawaii Board of Education
Country          : U.S.
Author Comments  : Pretty cocky essay
Teacher Comments : None
Date             : Nov. 13, '96
Site found at    : stumbled onto it from Brian's Hacking Links and Filez Page
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Essay

	The planet sucks, you suck... let me tell you why.  The colleges nowadays depend way to much on
all of this superficial crap that doesn't tell jack shit about how a person thinks or how smart he/she is.  What
superficial crap?  The SAT, grades, extracurricular activities, essays, and your pathetic application forms. 
All of these tell nothing of the person who you think you know just by reading all that crap they sent you.  
You are an essay reader that belongs to one of those colleges that suck, therefore you suck.
	All the students in schools now care nothing about how taking extra curricular activities will make
a person a "good citizen" or something.  They just do all those activities to impress you --so they can get
into your college.  I have no intentions of impressing you, I don't care what you think, I am just applying to
your college because it is a highly ranked "yuppie" college.  I also want to control corporations, and take
over the world, and if your college can get me there, so be it.  I don't have to enjoy my time there though,
my hatred for your kind will fuel my lust for power, and I will prosper in your college because of it.
	The SAT is supposed to test someone's cmprehension and analysis of word and math problems, but
all the test really does is tests someone's ability to pass an exam, written for future thinkers like you.  Then,
only people who think like you, will prosper and become succesful in the world.  Those students will
become proffesors, and specialists in their field, and look on things the same as you did, therefore, the cycle
is repeated, and the world is still ruled by moronic idiots such as you.
	Fill this out, fill that out, that is all your application forms do --see how stupid one is to follow all
those repetative directions.  If you are one those "goody" people, then you will disagree, of course, but tell
me why colleges don't go look up all that backround informational shit for themselves?  They are too lazy
and stupid, I could lie to you right now --even though you have the resources to find out, you wouldn't even
know.
	"You need at least a 3.0 average to get into a good college."  All my teachers tell me that.  This
grading scheme just tells you how well the person can suck up.  4.0 --kiss your ass for free, even it it has
shit on it, just to get a good grade.  You get the idea...  How can the schools and colleges of the world
depend so much on how many A's a person got in any given quarter?  Then those same people get on an
"honor roll", bumper stickers saying "my student is on the honor roll" get made for big headed parents, and
the students get publicated in some local newspaper.  That "honor roll" should be renamed to the "pathetic
roll".  Why do I have a grade average above a 3.0?   Well, I must adhere to your standards if I am to get
anywhere in the world.
	Finally, this paper.  Essays are probably the only item in college's application packages that show,
or have anyhting to do with the person who applies to a college.  They are not flawless though, essays can
also be formulated, and even written by teachers.  At the least, most students have an adult look at their
paper to see if it has any gramatical errors or follows an essay format.  The student then sends the paper in
claiming they wrote it, and colleges believe them.  How can you accept these types into your college? 
	I accuse colleges of not knowing how to run their organization, yet I give no solution to the
problems.  The solution is: Meet the student!  Whether it be in person, or over the telephone, meet them. 
No faking here, you will find that much more can be found out in this way, and you will accually get to
know the person.  How can colleges fund this sort of "entrance exam"?  Stop producing those application
forms, and recycle the rest.  This alone can save thousands of dollars, and save the environment.  Another
way is to get 50 proffesors, or alumni to go to all of the states, and interview the applicant.  The determining
factor for entance to a college should depend a lot on this.  If the applicant can't make it to the interview,
call them, talk to them on the phone, or have them fly to the college.  There are so many more ways to find
insight to the applicant, you just have to look.
	I know I should apoligize, but I'm not going to.  Although you will probably be offended by my
essay, I wrote it, my thoughts are typed here, and I do not lie about its authorship.  These are my views, my
beliefs, and I will apoligize to no one for what I think. 
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