                         Electronic Terrorism
                             By: King Tut


    It starts when a big, dumb lummox rudely insults you.  Being
of a rational, intelligent disposition, you wisely choose to
avoid a (direct) confrontation.  But as he laughs in your face,
you smile inwardly---your revenge is already planned.

Step 1:  follow your victim to his locker, car, or house.  Once  
       you  have chosen your target site, lay low for a week or  
       more, letting your anger boil.

Step 2:  in the mean time, assemble your versatile terrorist     
    kit(details below.)

Step 3:  plant your kit at the desig- nated target site on a     
       monday  morning between the hours of 4:00 am and 6:00     
       am.  Include a calm, suggestive note that quietly hints   
       at the possibility of another attack.  Do not write it    
       by hand!  An example of an effective note:

                                                                 
                    "don't be such a jerk, or the
                        next one will take off your
                        hand.  Have a nice day."

        Notice how the calm tone instills fear.  As if written by
     a homicidal psychopath.

Step 5:  choose a strategic location overlooking the target site.

        Try to position yourself in such a way that you can see  
        his facial contortions.

Step 6:  sit back and enjoy the fireworks!


Assembly of the versatile, economic, and effective terrorist kit
#1:

the parts you'll need are:
 1) 4 aa batteries
 2) 1 9-volt battery
 3) 1 spdt mini relay (radio shack)
 4) 1 rocket engine(smoke bomb or m-80)
 5) 1 solar ignitor (any hobby store)
 6) 1 9-volt battery connector

step 1:  take the 9-volt battery and wire it through the relay's
        coil. This circuit should also include a pair of         
        contacts that when separated cut off this circuit.       
        These contacts should be held together by trapping them  
        between the locker,mailbox, or car door.  Once the door  
        is opened, the contacts fall apart and the 9-volt        
        circuit is broken, allowing the relay to fall to the     
        closed postion thus closing the ignition circuit. (If    
        all this is confusing take a look at the schematic       
       below.)


Step 2:  take the 4 aa batteries and wire them in succession.    
        Wire the positive terminal of one to the negative        
        terminal of another, until all four are connected        
 except one positive terminal and one negative terminal.        
Even though the four aa batteries only combine to create        
6 volts, the increase in amperage is necessary to
        activate the solar ignitor quickly and effectively.


Step 3:  take the battery pack (made in step 2) and wire one end 
        of it to the relay's single pole and the other end to    
        one prong of the solar ignitor.  Then wire the other     
        prong of the solar ignitor back to the open position on  
        the relay.


Step 4:  using double sided carpet tape mount the kit in his     
        locker, mailbox, or car door.  And last, insert the solar
        ignitor into the rocket engine (smoke bomb or m-80).

                      Your kit is now complete!

                         ---------><---------
                         I    (CONTACTS)    I
                         I                  I
                         I                 --- (9  VOLT)
                         I                  -  (BATTERY)
                         I                 ---
                         I                  I
                         I      (COIL)      I
                         ------///////-------
                              /-----------
                             /           I
                            /            I
                           /             I
                       (SWITCH) I        I
                                I        I
                                I        I
                                I        I
                                I       --- (BATTERY)
                                I        -  ( PACK  )
                                I       ---
                                I        I
                                I        I
                                ---- -----
                                   I I
                                    *
                              (SOLAR IGNITOR)
