		  	 -=survival tips when being arrested=-
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| by MeaN BeaN | '96
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ok, if u get picked up by the cops here's what 2 do:

	1) actually, unless the cop says u r under arrest u don't have 2
	   go newhere or say nething, so if the cops ever ask u 2 come
	   down 2 the station ask them if u're under arrest. if u're not
	   tell em 2 eat shit ;)
	
	2) if u do get arrested, and u wanna escape, as they put u in the 
	   car, try to flick the safety lock off so u can open the door 
	   from the inside. it's pretty tricky with your hands behind u 
	   but it can be done. the lock is in between the outside and 
	   inside of the door, look on your own car, they all have em.

	3) if u r in an interview, u don't have 2 say nething... so when
	   they ask u questions, just stare them in the eye, grin like
	   a maniac and say "no comment" after a while the cops will get 
	   REALLY pissed off and may threaten, insult, or even attack you.
	   this is good. really good. it means u'll probably be let go in
	   hope that u'll keep quiet, but once u get out, get a lawyer
	   and SUE THEIR ARSE OFF...

	4) remeber this, as it can get you out of many situations:
	    you can answer any questioon with "why"-

          eg-  cop: where were u at 9:00 this morning?
	    you: why do u want to know?
                cop: we are investigating a murder in the area
                you: why?
	    cop: just answer the question!
	    you: why?
	    cop: beacuse we want to know!
	    you: why?
	    cop: *GRRR* because we think you may have something 2 do with it
	    you: why?
	    cop: WE JUST DO!
	    you: why?
	    cop: *ARRRRGH!* 
	    then, again they may hit u or something, u know what 2 do from there... :)

	5) if u get caught on the train\tram\bus etc. without a ticket, same as no. 1, u don't 		    have 2 tell them jack. not your name, address, phone no. anything. BUT! don't
	    give them wrong details, just don't say anything coz if u give em false details
	    they have a reason 2 arrest u.
	
	6) if u DO get busted and are taken in, b4 they do your fingerprints, find something 		    sharp and rip little bits of skin off your fibger as this will alter your prints, and it will
	    be a lot harder to match them to a crime. only pull little bits off though, coz if they're 		    2 big it won't make a difference.

	7) just one final little one, this won't help u, it's just funny. if u get busted, use your one 	   call to phone the police. the cops will trace the call back 2 the station and some 	
	   junior cop who traced u, will surely get the blame 4 fucking up the tracing thing :)

ok, that's it 4 now... 4 all the <Cure 4 boredoM> files call the gr00vy little bbs. sysop: 
MeaN BeaN! (me) ok, well cya! 