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From: "The Mystical Xinhuan" <***xinhuan@cyberway.com.sg***>
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Subject: Re: Repeat campaign plug
Date: 15 Oct 1997 08:18:01 GMT
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The Unknown Bert <Unknown_Bert@webley.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<bjxGgQA87lQ0MwIp@webley.demon.co.uk>...
> It was Sun, 12 Oct 1997, and in the land that is alt.games.redalert, The
> living 'legend' - Burghy was heard to mumble:

> >Well, the legendary Burghy, legend of legends, the greatest of posters,
> >a legend in his own time, the hero of the proletariat, beloved of all,
> >champion of champions, helper of the downtrodden, a hero among heroes,
> >the greatest of the great, great posters, whose name rings far and wide,
> >whose every legendary movement is revered in awe, master of all masters,
> >whose feats are legendary even when compared to legendary standards, the
> >most legendary of all posters, has come again to display my legendary
> >posting skill to all people, to everyone!  For only I can truly show
> >these people the finest spectacle, the greatest legendary post they will
> >ever see!  For mine is to fight all who oppose me, even though they are
> >a cowardly and superstitious lot!  For I, Burghy, am the most legendary
> >of legends!  No doubt you are in awe of the legendary poster known as
> >Burghy, as he manipulates and works magic with his words!  So, with my
> >legendary words, I prove my legendariness to all present!  for mine is
> >the true way, the poster's way, the netter's way -- but yes, much more
> >than this, I did it my way...

> The Foolish James, idot of idots, the worst of all posters, a fool in
> his own, and everybody else's time, the butt of the jokers, hated by all
> but a few (many of whom imaginary), losser of lossers, downtrodden and
> in need of help, a fool among fools, the least of the least, least
> posters, whose name does not even ring, whose every unnoticed movement
> is ignored, pupil of all pupils, whose feats are useless even when
> compared to useless standards, the most spamming of all posters, has
> come once more to generally annoy the hell outa you, and display my
> spamming skill to all people, to everyone! For only I cannot show these
> people anything new, the most obvious and old post that they will ever
> see! For mine is to lose against all who oppose me, even though they may
> be a cowardly and superstitious lot! For I, Bert, am the least legendary
> of lossers! You may well doubt the useless spammer known as Bert, as his
> words' importance astounds you, in that there is none! So, with my
> useless spam, I prove my worthlessness to all present! For mine is the
> Long way, the wrong way, the fool's way -- but yes, much more than this,
> I did it your way.....

Well, the mystical Xinhuan, mystical of all mystic legends, the mystic of
all posters, a mystic in his own time, the hero of the everybody, welcomed by
all, winners of winners, helper of the wronged, a winner among winners,
the best of the best, best posters, whose name is known even by rodents,
whose every mystic movement is viewed in wonder, master of all legendary
masters, whose actions are mystical even when compared to mystical
standards, the most mystic of all posters, has come again to display my
mystical posting skill to all people, to everyone!  For only I can really
show these people the finest of the finest spectacle, the greatest mystical post
they will ever see! For mine is to kill all who oppose me, even though they are
a cowardly and stupid lot to do so! For I, the mystical Xinhuan, am the
most mystical of mystic legends! No doubt you are in awe of the mystical poster
known as Xinhuan, as he manipulates and works minds with his mystical
words! So, with my mystical words, I prove my mysticaliness to all present!
For mine is the real way, the legendary way, the mystic way -- but yes,
much more than this, I did it my mystic way...

-- 
From Xinhuan at <xinhuan@cyberway.com.sg>

