Subject: |< - RAE|) high ascii is 4 lamerz

Editor,

OK, your CD is great. I just got Episode 18 in the mail and almost  finished "reading" it.  Your review of Battle Bugs was hilarious although I don't think I will get it, I don't really like fighting games.  Also, can't wait until Quake which might come out before this gets to you. The transitions between screens is cool,  except get rid of the one that sort of resembles the Hall of Mirrors effect.  The  reason being when it appears, it scares me for a second: "Awhh damn,  this crap screwed up my screen, oh wait, no it didn't what a relief, rebooting is a pain." And I like the idea enough that I don't want to disable them.

OK, here's what I REALLY wrote about.

Basically, except for a few times, my SUBSCRIBED (So don't say  anything like, "don't expect to get it in the mail if you don't  subscribe") issue of IE always comes at least a week after the stores in my area get it.  Naturally I don't want to buy it again...although it is tempting, but I don't have that kind of  money...maybe if I canceled my subscription and convinced the guys at Software Etc. to give it to me for $5?  Nahhh, it's not worth going there every day to see if the new issue came out yet, better to get the subscription thing fixed, right?  I think you agree.  Anyway, perhaps if you mailed it some other way, I don't know  (Umm, yeah, FedEx over night! $20 per issue).

Well, I really don't know what you guys can do about it. I mean it's not your fault I get horrible postal service and it was probably sitting around a block from my house doing nothing while those fat slobs sat munching on donuts or something (glad to get that out of my system).  Well, you told someone else to report it if IE consistently came late, so here you go, have fun.  Hope you enjoy the report or whatever.

OK, here's another thing that's kind of related.  I suggest that you change the packaging so that it is kind of opaque.  The reason being  that I don't trust the post office not to steal it, view it and then repackage it and put it in my mail box  (What's that?  You say it WAS  opaque?  Maybe THAT's why the sucky issues were always on time :) ).

Have like a nice day and stuff.

Satan's Little Helper
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