SNIGLET (snig' lit)
  Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.
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SILICANAPE (sih lih kan' uh pay)
  n. The little bag of silica gel found among stereo parts marked
  "Do Not Eat".

SLOPWEAVER (slohp' wee vuhr)
  n. Someone who has mastered the art of repositioning the food
  on his plate to give the appearance of having consumed a good
  portion of it.

SLOTTERY AND VENDICATION (slot' er ee and ven' di kay shun)
  n. The combination "ouch" and slurping noise one makes when
  eyeing someone else's bad sunburn.

SNACKMOSPHERE (snak' moh sfeer)
  n. The empty but explosive layer of air at the top of a
  potato chip bag.

SNARGLE (snar' gul)
  v. To lessen the visual impact of a horror movie by filtering
  it through one's fingers.

SNUGGAGE (snuh' gaj)
  n. The act of retying both shoestrings when only one needed it.

SOMNAMBAPOLOGIST (som nam ba pol' uh jist)
  n. Person too polite to admit he was sleeping even when
  awakened at three in the morning.

SPAGELLUM (spa gel' um)
  n. The loose strand on each forkfull of spaghetti that beats one
  about the chin and whiskers.

SPOOD (spewd)
  n. Flat wooden "spoon" that accompanies ice cream cups.

SPROUT LINES (sprout lynz)
  n. Visible lines at the bottom of trouser legs where the
  hems have been let down.

SPUDRUBBLE (spud' ruhb uhl)
  n. Unclaimed french fries at the bottom of a fast food bag.

SQUAFFLES (skwa' felz)
  n. The individual squares comprising a waffle.


SQUANDERPRINT (skwan' duhr print)
  n Directions that try to make you use up a product faster than
  you normally would. (Ex: Apply shampoo. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.)

SQUATFLECTION (skwat' flek shun)
  n. The distorted reflection in a car window that makes you
  resemble a midget wrestler.

SQUATIC DIVERSION (skwa' tik dy vur' zhun)
  n. Any pretended activity that commands a dog owner's attention
  while the dog relieves itself on a neighbor's lawn.

SQUIGGER (skwig' uhr)
  n. A cherry tomato that explodes upon contact with a fork.

SUBATOMIC TOASTICLES (sub ah tom' ik toh' stik uhlz)
  n. Tiny fragments of toast left behind in the butter.

TABLE SNORKELING (tay' bul  snawrk' ling)
  n. Frantic gesticulations when one bites into hot food
  and has to take in air to cool it off.

TELLETIQUETTE (tel et' ih ket)
  n. The polite distance kept by one person behind another
  at an automatic teller machine (so as not to be suspected
  of trying to glimpse that person's secret code).

TELOUSTIC (tel oo' stik)
  adj. The tendency for people to shout into the phone when
  calling long distance.

TERRET (tear et)
  n. The ring joining a dog's collar to a leash.

TESTLICE (test' lys)
  n. Those tiny bugs that invade your hair when you're taking
  an exam.

TOILET TOUPEE (toy' lit too pay')
  n. Any shag carpet toilet cover that causes the lid to become
  top-heavy, thus creating endless annoyance to male users.

TOOLCENTRIC (tewl sen' trik)
  adj. Describes any tool that, when dropped, rolls to the
  exact center of the car's underside.

SNIGLET (snig' lit)
  Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.
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TRIDECKPICK (try dek' pik)
  n. A miniature sword or similar device used to hold a
  sandwich together.

TUBSWIZZLE (tuh' swih zuhl)
  v. To slide oneself back and forth in the bathtub in order
  to mix the too hot water with the cooler water.

TURFIGEE AND PEDIGEE (ter' fih jee and ped' ih jee)
  n. The two extreme target points of a rotary lawn sprinkler,
  TURFIGEE being the safest point at which to walk past, PEDIGEE
  being the most dangerous.

TWINKIDUE (twin' kee dew)
  n. The residue on the inside of the wrapper that every junk
  food addict eventually gets to.

UCLIPSE (yew' klips)
  n. The dangerous arc into another lane made by drivers
  just before executing a turn.

UMBILINKUS (uhm bih link' us)
  n. The tiny appendage at the end of a link sausage.

UMBRACE (uhm' brays)
  n. The small strap that holds an umbrella in place.

UNDERHOODIST (un dur hood' ist)
  n. A service station attendant with a genius for locating
  hood latches.

UNFARE (un fayr')
  n. The dollar you owe the cab driver before you've even
  moved a foot.

UNIPEA (yew' ni pee)
  n. A peanut with only one compartment.

VACATION ELBOW (vay kay' shun el' bo)
  n. A condition that suddenly develops in a father's
  arm during a vacation trip that allows him to reach
  out and slap you from incredible distances.

VEGELUDES (vej' eh loodz)
  n. Individual peas or kernels of corn that you end up
  chasing all over the plate.

VENDOMETRIC (ven doh meh' trik)
  n. A person who inserts his change in a vending machine according
  to size (dimes, nickels, quarters).

VENDOVALUEIST (ven doh val' yew ist)
  n. A person who inserts his change according to value (nickels,
  dimes, quarters).

VOITLOCK (voyt' lok)
  n. When the basketball gets lodged between the rim and the backboard.

WAFTIC (wahf' tik)
  adj. Describes any person in whose direction campfire or
  barbecue smoke always blows.

WERDLE (wurd' uhl)
  v. To lean over the edge of a train or subway platform in search of
  the oncoming vehicle. WERDLEMASS n. an entire group of people
  leaning over a train or subway platform.

WISKAGE (wis' kaj)
  n. The gravitational property that causes clothes to stick
  to the outside of the drum after the spin cycle.

WOOWAD (wew' wad)

  n. Giant clumps of stuck-together rice served at
  chinese restaurants.

XEROXPOX (zee' roks poks)
  n. Skin disease of copier paper, characterized by the
  appearance of large black powdery blotches.

YOTATE (yoh' tayt)
  v. To allow a yo-yo to unwind itself

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BLINDELIZE (blin' dul eyes)
  v. To scratch an album beyond recognition trying to maneuver it
  over the record spindle.

BLITHWAPPING (blith' wap ing)
  v. Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into wall, such
  as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.